NIGHT.

YOU'VE BON 17 GRAMMYS YOURSELF.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WHICH IS AN A BELIEVABLE

ACHIEVEMENT.

17 IS A LOT.

WHERE DO YOU KEEP ALL OF THOSE AWARDS.

>> IN A VERY DISCREET PLACE.

>> James: WHERE.

>> I'M NOT TELLING YOU.

ST DISCLEAT.

>> James: IN YOUR HOUSE.

>> IT'S SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE.

>> James: BUT WHICH HOUSE.

>> IN MY HOUSE IN ENGLAND.

>> James: THEY'RE IN YOUR HOUSE.

>> A BIG ONE.

>> James: ST A BIG ONE.

>> A VERY NICE ROOM THEY ARE NOT SHOWN.

YOU HAVE TO GO AND LOOK FOR THEM.

>> James: SO DO YOU EVERY NOW AND THEN JUST GO IN AND LOOK AT

THEM AND GO HA HA, AND JUST WALK BACK OUT.

>> I POLISH THEM NOW AND THEN,.

>> James: DO YOU.

>> YEAH.

>> James: DO YOU REALLY.

>> NO.

>> James: YOU HAVE NEVER POLISHED THEM IN YOUR LIFE.

ARE THEY IN A ROOM WITH ALL THE OTHER AWARDS, OR JUST THE

GRAMMYS.

>> LOTS OF AWARDS IN THAT PARTICULAR ROOM.

>> James: IS IT A TOILET.

>> NO, IT IS NOT A TOILET.

>> James: BECAUSE I HEARD YOU KEEP THEM IN A BATHROOM, IS THAT

NOT TRUE.

>> SOME OF THEM I KEEP IN THE BATHROOM SWRZ HOW DO YOU CHOOSE

WHICH AWARDS.

>> AWARDS THAT I DON'T REALLY APPRECIATE VEMP.

>> James: THEY GO IN THE BATHROOM.

>> AND THE GRAMMYS GO IN THE SECRET ROOM.

>> RIGHT.

I ONCE HAD A COMPETITION WITH PETER COOK, COMEDIAN AND HE GAVE

ME HIS WORST AWARD AND I GAVE HIM MINE.

HE GAVE ME THE BILLY BUTTMAN GOLFING TROPHY, WHICH IS IN MY

BATHROOM.

>> James: I MEAN THAT IS-- ANYTHING THAT.

>> IS AN ABSOLUTE COLLECTOR AS ITEM.

DO YOU WANT TO BUY IT.

>> James: YES, I GENUINELY WOOD, I WOULD BUY IT IN A

HEARTBEAT JUST TO TELL THE STORY, WOULDN'T YOU.

>> I MEAN, YEAH, I DON'T HAVE ANY SO I WOULD BUY ONE AS WELL.