I am, yeah.

It's nice.

Yeah.

How's it going in there?

It was great.

With the music playing, I kind of felt

like a Disney character, like you know just--

or a Muppet or something, you know what I mean?

You're adorable up there.

Yeah, it's like--

I like seeing you up there.

--you can't see my legs, you know.

I can't see much going on.

Describe what's in the room upstairs.

Well, Ellen, we have a nice--

an abstract motif over here in the corner,

and then, obviously, the picture of you there, just to remind--

on the Ellen-blue background.

How many pillows are on the bed in there?

Bed.

[LAUGHTER]

We'll say there's one pillow on the bed.

OK.

It kind of-- well, let me show you

what we've got going on here.

OK.

It's like a-- you know what I'm saying?

We got the--

Oh.

[LAUGHTER]

OK?

Which is very versatile, because if I fold it down like that--

It's like a pillow.

[WHISTLES] Yeah.

Yeah.

That's sleep right there.

That's--

Yeah.

And that's--

You're like in one of those little, tiny houses that people

buy and move into.

Absolutely.

They're very popular.

We've got it.

All right.

Let's talk about what everybody's talking about--

the corna--

what?

The coronavirus.

[LAUGHTER]

Cornelia, I was going to say.

Coronavirus.

Oh, I hope I don't have it.

There's a--

[LAUGHTER]

There's a lot of misinformation out there,

so make sure you don't fall for anything.

I do know one thing for sure, and this will help

you protect you from the virus.

Luckily, I have a few of them here.

Here's something that, no way you're

going to get the virus if you wear this hoodie.

Yeah.

See that?

Yeah.

[CHEERING]

You won't get it.

Also, this baseball cap.

Have you ever seen anyone wearing this

and have the virus?

No.

Coincidence?

Yes.

All right.

And then-- oh, no.

First, there's a mug.

There's this mug right here.

And as long as--

yeah, it's good-looking.

[CHEERING]

If you don't let anyone drink out of it, you won't get it.

[LAUGHTER]

100% protected.

Also, this duffel bag is made out of recycled billboards

from here.

So every single one of them--

[CHEERING]

--is unique.

There are-- I know.

Very cool.

There are 100 of them.

It makes these bags rarer than a family pack of hand sanitizers

is what it does.

You can get all these in the Ellen Shop or online,

or online--

[CHEERING]

--or online.

We'll be back.