>> OKAY.

OH,YEAH.

>> James: UNBELIEVABLE RING I'VE JUST SEEN ON YOUR FINGER!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS WAS NOT HERE LAST TIME YOU

WERE ON THE ESHOW.

>> IT'S LIKE A CHALICE!

YOU KNOW, YOU JUST GET BACK ON THAT HORSE.

>> James: WHO ARE YOU MARRYING, MARK ZUCKERBERG?

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

ROCKEFELLER?

THIS IS QUITE THE RING!

>> THANK YOU.

>> James: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ENGAGEMENT!

>> THANK YOU.

CAN YOU OFFICIATE A WEDDING?

>> James: YOU WOULD WANT ME TO OFFICIATE YOUR WEDDING?

>> I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU AUDITIONED.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> James: OH...

WOW!

>> WE NEED YOUR PANNED FOR THAT.

>> James: I'M SAYING WHY THE AUDISH?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> James: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN AN OFFICIATOR?

>> I WANT SOMEONE WHO IS HUMOROUS THAT ALSO BRINGS, LIKE,

YOU KNOW HEART FELT SENTIMENT, WHO DOESN'T TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT

THEMSELVES.

>> James: WELL, THAT'S A PROBLEM.

THAT'S A PROBLEM.

( LAUGHTER ) I REALLY STRIKE OUT ON ALL THREE

OF THOSE.

ON ALL THREE OF THOSE.

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHO'S GOING TO OFFICIATE YOUR WEDDING?

WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT?

>> I COULD DO IT.

>> James: YOU CAN'T OFFICIATE YOUR OWN.

>> I COULD.

I NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION, JAMES.

>> James: BUT I THINK AS THE BRIDE YOU GET THE MOST

ATTENTION.

>> AAAHHH!

>> James: NO ONE LEAVES A WEDDING AND SAID THE OFFICIATOR

WAS ON FIRE, IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

>> OH, WHEN I DO IT -- >> James: THE OFFICIATOR

LOOKED BEAUTIFUL WHEN HE WALKED DOWN THE AISLE, NO ONE SAYS

THAT.

>> WAIT A MINUTE, I DID ONE AND I WON!

>> James: RIGHT, BUT WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN AN

OFFICIATOR?

MICHAEL, YOU WOULD BE GOOD AT OFFICIATING.

>> YEAH, I WOULD BE MORE LIKE A RE

I WOULD BE, LIKE, GO!

GO!

TIME OUT!

YOU!

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.

>> James: WITH A FLAG.

( LAUGHTER )