字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント "HONEST HEADLINES." ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM CNN AND IT READS, "COLORADO COLLEGE OFFERING A CANNABIS MAJOR." THAT'S THE HEADLINE, BUT THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: "PUFF PUFF PASS FAIL." ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S ANOTHER HEADLINE FROM CNN. IT READS, "STUDY FINDS THAT PEOPLE LIE TO SEEM MORE HONEST." THAT'S THE HEADLINE, BUT THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ "STUDY FINDS YOU LOOK GREAT IN THAT SWEATER." ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM THE "NEW YORK POST." IT READS, "TIGER WALKS RECORD 800 MILES IN SEARCH OF SEX." THAT'S THE HEADLINE, BUT THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: "TIGER BREAKS PREVIOUS RECORD HELD BY YOUNG JAMES CORDEN." ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HERE'S ANOTHER FROM CNN. IT READS, "KFC AND CROCS CREATED A FRIED CHICKEN SHOE." THAT'S THE HEADLINE, BUT THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ "PERFECT SHOE DEVELOPED FOR GUY FIERI." ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM "COSMOPOLITAN." IT READS, "VIBRATING SEAT TURNS STATIONARY BIKE INTO SEX TOY." ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S THE HEADLINE, BUT THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ "SOULCYCLE WAS SOOOOO GOOD TODAY." ( LAUGHTER ) SOOOOOOO GOOD! ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM FOX NEWS. IT READS, "AMAZON CUSTOMER ORDERS APPLE WATCH, GETS $5 PLUNGER INSTEAD." THAT'S THE HEADLINE, BUT THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ "$5 PLUNGER STILL MORE USEFUL THAN APPLE WATCH." ( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM "MIRROR." IT READS, "TIKTOK TREND: MEN DIPPING TESTICLES IN SOY SAUCE." THAT'S THE HEADLINE, BUT THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ "TIKTOK DINGDONG DIMSUM." BACK WITH MORE OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY!