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LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES.
AS YOU KNOW, SOUTH CAROLINA WILL BE GOING TO THE POLLS TO VOTE
FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE ON SATURDAY.
WHICH MEANS JOE BIDEN ONLY HAS ABOUT 48 HOURS LEFT TO PUT HIS
FOOT IN HIS MOUTH AND OFFEND AN ENTIRE STATE.
48 HOURS!
IT'S A CRITICAL PRIMARY FOR JOE BIDEN AND HIS STRUGGLING
CAMPAIGN.
HE'S TRYING TO CONNECT WITH OBAMA VOTERS IN SOUTH CAROLINA.
BUT MOSTLY, BIDEN'S HOPING ONE OF THEM CAN GIVE HIM OBAMA'S NEW
PHONE NUMBER.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: NOW, SOUTH
CAROLINA'S PRIMARY IS RUN A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY
THAN SOME OTHER STATES.
EVEN REGISTERED REPUBLICANS CAN VOTE IN THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY.
IT'S WHAT'S KNOWN AS AN "OPEN PRIMARY."
SO, YOU KNOW, IF VOTERS WANT TO SEE OTHER PRIMARIES, IT'S COOL,
NO ONE GETS UPTIGHT.
YOU KNOW?
SOMETIMES A VOTER CAN EVEN HOOK UP WITH TWO PRIMARIES AT ONCE.
CHILL OUT, GUYS, IT'S 2020, YOU KNOW?
IT'S BEEN REPORTED THAT SOME REPUBLICANS IN SOUTH CAROLINA
ARE PLANNING TO VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS, BECAUSE THEY FEEL HE
CAN'T WIN AGAINST TRUMP.
WHEN CANDIDATE TOM STEYER HEARD THIS, HE WAS LIKE, "HEY, GETTING
VOTES AS A JOKE IS MY THING!" OF COURSE, THIS YEAR IS A LEAP
YEAR, AND IN HONOR OF THAT, THIS SATURDAY, THERE'S A BIG EVENT
HAPPENING IN MICHIGAN.
TO CELEBRATE FEBRUARY 29, A TOWN IN MICHIGAN IS OFFERING FREE
WEDDINGS TO 29 COUPLES AT 2:29 IN THE AFTERNOON.
NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN A FREE WEDDING.
(LAUGHTER) A LEAP YEAR WEDDING.
I'M NOT SURE YOU WANT TO START A LIFETIME COMMITMENT BY SAYING,
"AND HONEY, THE BEST PART IS, WE ONLY HAVE TO CELEBRATE OUR
ANNIVERSARY ONCE EVERY FOUR YEARS!"
BUT HERE'S THE CRAZIEST PART, THE WEDDINGS THIS WEEKEND WILL
TAKE PLACE IN A TOWN IN MICHIGAN CALLED, I PROMISE I'M NOT MAKING
THIS UP, HELL.
THE TOWN IS CALLED HELL.
HELL, MICHIGAN.
YES.
SO THAT'S WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID THEY'D
MARRY YOU ON A COLD DAY IN HELL.