BLOOMBERG AND WHAT COULD BE THE LAST EVER JOE BIDEN COMEDY

LAST EVER JOE BIDEN COMEDY SEGMENTS.

SEGMENTS. HERE IS WHERE I WANT TO START.

HERE IS WHERE I WANT TO START. THE SENATE MAY HAVE VOTED DOWN

THE SENATE MAY HAVE VOTED DOWN THOSE ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT

THOSE ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT THIS WEEK BUT THAT IS NOT THE

THIS WEEK BUT THAT IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY.

END OF THE STORY. FIRST UP, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

FIRST UP, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET ME PRESENT NEW ARTICLES TO

LET ME PRESENT NEW ARTICLES TO HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI.

HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI. HERE THEY ARE.

HERE THEY ARE. THE ARTICLES OF INCOMPETENCE.

THE ARTICLES OF INCOMPETENCE. ARTICLE ONE, EVERYTHING YOU DO

ARTICLE ONE, EVERYTHING YOU DO TO TRY TO HURT THE PRESIDENT YOU

TO TRY TO HURT THE PRESIDENT YOU HATE BLOWS UP IN YOUR FACE.

HATE BLOWS UP IN YOUR FACE. JUST AS THE SENATE SHUT DOWN

JUST AS THE SENATE SHUT DOWN YOUR IMPEACHMENT BARS, PRESIDENT

YOUR IMPEACHMENT BARS, PRESIDENT TRUMP’S APPROVAL RATING HIT A

TRUMP’S APPROVAL RATING HIT A RECORD HIGH AND IT IS OBVIOUS

RECORD HIGH AND IT IS OBVIOUS WHY.

WHY. WHILE YOU SPENT THE LAST THREE

WHILE YOU SPENT THE LAST THREE YEARS WORKING TO REVERSE THE

YEARS WORKING TO REVERSE THE WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THE

WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THE PRESIDENT SPENT THE LAST THREE

PRESIDENT SPENT THE LAST THREE YEARS WORKING TO HELP THE

YEARS WORKING TO HELP THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

AMERICAN PEOPLE. THE RESULTS ARE PILING UP.

THE RESULTS ARE PILING UP. CHINA TRADE DEAL, USMC EIGHT,

CHINA TRADE DEAL, USMC EIGHT, TAX CUT 2.0 AND ANOTHER STRONG

TAX CUT 2.0 AND ANOTHER STRONG JOBS REPORT ON FRIDAY.

JOBS REPORT ON FRIDAY. MORE AMERICANS WORKING EARNINGS

MORE AMERICANS WORKING EARNINGS MINING RISING.

MINING RISING. ARTICLE OF INCOMPETENCE NUMBER

ARTICLE OF INCOMPETENCE NUMBER TWO, IOWA CAUCUS FIASCO SHOWED A

TWO, IOWA CAUCUS FIASCO SHOWED A CLASSIC BRITISH EXPRESSION AT

CLASSIC BRITISH EXPRESSION AT THIS POINT YOU PEOPLE COULDN’T

THIS POINT YOU PEOPLE COULDN’T ORGANIZE THE BREWERY.

ORGANIZE THE BREWERY. THE WALL STREET JOURNAL PUT IT

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL PUT IT THIS WAY, THE PARTY THAT

THIS WAY, THE PARTY THAT PROMISES TECHNOCRATIC MANAGEMENT

PROMISES TECHNOCRATIC MANAGEMENT OF AMERICAN HEALTHCARE, ENERGY

OF AMERICAN HEALTHCARE, ENERGY AND FINANCE PROVES LESS ABLE TO

AND FINANCE PROVES LESS ABLE TO TALLY VOTES EVEN THEN THE

TALLY VOTES EVEN THEN THE ANCIENT ATHENIANS FOR ARTICLE

ANCIENT ATHENIANS FOR ARTICLE THREE, YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOUR

THREE, YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOUR TEMPER.

TEMPER. FOR THREE YEARS WE PUT UP WITH

FOR THREE YEARS WE PUT UP WITH THEIR ENDLESS LECTURES ABOUT

THEIR ENDLESS LECTURES ABOUT CIVILITY AND A FULLY DEMOCRATIC

CIVILITY AND A FULLY DEMOCRATIC NORMS AND THEN AT THE STATE OF

NORMS AND THEN AT THE STATE OF THE UNION YOU PUT ON THIS

THE UNION YOU PUT ON THIS EMBARRASSING PETULANT STUNT.

EMBARRASSING PETULANT STUNT. ARTICLE FOUR, EVEN WHEN THEY ARE

ARTICLE FOUR, EVEN WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO DECEIVE THE VOTERS THE

TRYING TO DECEIVE THE VOTERS THE DEMOCRATS ARE INCOMPETENT.

DEMOCRATS ARE INCOMPETENT. ELIZABETH WARREN NEVER STOPS

ELIZABETH WARREN NEVER STOPS RAISING THE ALARM ABOUT CLIMATE

RAISING THE ALARM ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE AND RAGING ABOUT THE

CHANGE AND RAGING ABOUT THE BILLIONAIRES.

BILLIONAIRES. PUT THOSE THINGS TOGETHER AND

PUT THOSE THINGS TOGETHER AND WHAT TO GET?

WHAT TO GET? PRIVATE JETS, GAS GUZZLING

PRIVATE JETS, GAS GUZZLING [INAUDIBLE] YOU NEVER CATCH THE

[INAUDIBLE] YOU NEVER CATCH THE GREEN CHAMPION ON ONE OF THOSE

GREEN CHAMPION ON ONE OF THOSE BUT WATCH THIS.

BUT WATCH THIS. THERE SHE IS, ELIZABETH WARREN,

THERE SHE IS, ELIZABETH WARREN, ON A PRIVATE JET AND SHE

ON A PRIVATE JET AND SHE SUDDENLY REALIZES SHE’S BEING

SUDDENLY REALIZES SHE’S BEING FILMED.

FILMED. SHE LITERALLY TRIES TO HIDE

SHE LITERALLY TRIES TO HIDE BEHIND IN AID.

BEHIND IN AID. THESE LEFTIES ARE SO INCOMPETENT

THESE LEFTIES ARE SO INCOMPETENT THEY CAN’T EVEN COVER UP THEIR

THEY CAN’T EVEN COVER UP THEIR OWN HYPOCRISY.

OWN HYPOCRISY. TODAY ON BEHALF OF A NATION

TODAY ON BEHALF OF A NATION CRYING WITH LAUGHTER OF THE

CRYING WITH LAUGHTER OF THE DEMOCRATS WITH GREAT SADNESS AND

DEMOCRATS WITH GREAT SADNESS AND OF COURSE CAREFULNESS I SIGN

OF COURSE CAREFULNESS I SIGN THESE FOUR ARTICLES OF

THESE FOUR ARTICLES OF INCOMPETENCE.

INCOMPETENCE. THERE THEY ARE.

THERE THEY ARE. NANCY, I COULD SEND YOU THIS PEN

NANCY, I COULD SEND YOU THIS PEN IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE. HERE IS THE OTHER WAY THAT

HERE IS THE OTHER WAY THAT WEDNESDAY’S IMPEACHMENT VOTE

WEDNESDAY’S IMPEACHMENT VOTE SHOULD NOT BE AND OF THE STORY.

SHOULD NOT BE AND OF THE STORY. FOR YEARS THE ALLEGED ABUSE OF

FOR YEARS THE ALLEGED ABUSE OF POWER AND CORRUPTION BY

POWER AND CORRUPTION BY PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN INVESTIGATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN

INVESTIGATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ALLEGED

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ALLEGED CORRUPTION, NOT A SINGLE

CORRUPTION, NOT A SINGLE INVESTIGATION WITH SENATORS

INVESTIGATION WITH SENATORS GRASPING AT STRAWS PUSHING FOR

GRASPING AT STRAWS PUSHING FOR HUNTER BIDEN’S OVERSEAS BUT

HUNTER BIDEN’S OVERSEAS BUT WHERE HAD THEY BEEN WHEN WE’VE

WHERE HAD THEY BEEN WHEN WE’VE LAID OUT THE BIDEN CROPS OVER

LAID OUT THE BIDEN CROPS OVER NEARLY YEAR?

NEARLY YEAR? HUNTER HIDES BY A UKRAINE ENERGY

HUNTER HIDES BY A UKRAINE ENERGY COMPANY WHILE HIS DAD WAS

COMPANY WHILE HIS DAD WAS DIRECTING TAXPAYER DOLLARS

DIRECTING TAXPAYER DOLLARS TOWARD UKRAINE’S ENERGY SECTOR.

TOWARD UKRAINE’S ENERGY SECTOR. YOU CAN SEE HE IS GUILTY FROM

YOU CAN SEE HE IS GUILTY FROM THE WAY JOE BIDEN REACTS WHEN

THE WAY JOE BIDEN REACTS WHEN CHALLENGED ON IT.

CHALLENGED ON IT. >> DO YOU THINK IT WAS WRONG FOR

>> DO YOU THINK IT WAS WRONG FOR HIM TO TAKE THAT POSITION?

HIM TO TAKE THAT POSITION? >> NO.

>> NO. >> KNOWING THAT IT WAS BECAUSE

>> KNOWING THAT IT WAS BECAUSE THE COMPANY WANTED ACCESS TO

THE COMPANY WANTED ACCESS TO YOU.

YOU. >> THAT’S NOT TRUE.

>> THAT’S NOT TRUE. YOU ARE SAYING THINGS YOU DO NOT

YOU ARE SAYING THINGS YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BUT NO ONE SAID THAT BUT WHO

BUT NO ONE SAID THAT BUT WHO SAID THAT?

SAID THAT? >> DON’T YOU THINK THAT IT’S

>> DON’T YOU THINK THAT IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE

JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE PEOPLE THINK THAT SEEMS SLEAZY,

PEOPLE THINK THAT SEEMS SLEAZY, WHY WOULD HE HAVE THAT JOB IF

WHY WOULD HE HAVE THAT JOB IF NOT FOR HIS WHO HIS FATHER WAS?

NOT FOR HIS WHO HIS FATHER WAS? >> HE’S A BRIGHT GUY.

>> HE’S A BRIGHT GUY. >> I GUESS THE QUESTION I’M

>> I GUESS THE QUESTION I’M ASKING WAS IT RIGHT?

ASKING WAS IT RIGHT? >> APPEARANCE.

>> APPEARANCE. WELL, HE SAID HE REGRETTED

WELL, HE SAID HE REGRETTED HAVING DONE IT.

HAVING DONE IT. HE SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF.

HE SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF. HE’S A GROWN MAN.

HE’S A GROWN MAN. >> YES, EXACTLY.

>> YES, EXACTLY. IN THE WITNESS CHAIR.

IN THE WITNESS CHAIR. HUNTER BIDEN, TELL US YOUR

HUNTER BIDEN, TELL US YOUR EXPERTISE IN UKRAINE AND YOUR

EXPERTISE IN UKRAINE AND YOUR EXPERTISE AND ENERGY IN 2014

EXPERTISE AND ENERGY IN 2014 WHEN YOU WERE HIRED BY BURISMA.

WHEN YOU WERE HIRED BY BURISMA. WHEN YOU WERE WONDERING AROUND A

WHEN YOU WERE WONDERING AROUND A CRACK DEN IN LOS ANGELES IN 2016

CRACK DEN IN LOS ANGELES IN 2016 WHILE ON THE BURISMA BOARD WAS

WHILE ON THE BURISMA BOARD WAS THAT ON BEHALF OF THE COMPANY?

THAT ON BEHALF OF THE COMPANY? HOW ABOUT JOE?

HOW ABOUT JOE? COULD YOU SPEAK FOR YOURSELF?

COULD YOU SPEAK FOR YOURSELF? HOW MUCH U.S. TAXPAYER MONEY

HOW MUCH U.S. TAXPAYER MONEY WENT TO BURISMA WHILE YOUR SON

WENT TO BURISMA WHILE YOUR SON WAS ON THE BOARD AND YOU SENT

WAS ON THE BOARD AND YOU SENT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO UKRAINE’S

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO UKRAINE’S ENERGY INDUSTRY.

ENERGY INDUSTRY. YOU SAID YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT

YOU SAID YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT YOUR SON’S TIES TO BURISMA BUT

YOUR SON’S TIES TO BURISMA BUT LAST YEAR HE SAID HE TOLD YOU SO

LAST YEAR HE SAID HE TOLD YOU SO WHO IS LYING?

WHO IS LYING? YOU OR YOUR SON?

YOU OR YOUR SON? WHILE WE TALK ABOUT YOUR UKRAINE

WHILE WE TALK ABOUT YOUR UKRAINE CORRUPTION HOW ABOUT YOUR CHINA

CORRUPTION HOW ABOUT YOUR CHINA CORRUPTION?

CORRUPTION? DO YOU REMEMBER THIS?

DO YOU REMEMBER THIS? ♪

♪ >> JOE CHINA, WHAT EXACTING DID

>> JOE CHINA, WHAT EXACTING DID HUNTER DO IN BEIJING IN DECEMBER

HUNTER DO IN BEIJING IN DECEMBER THERE ON AIR FORCE TO?

THERE ON AIR FORCE TO? WASN’T A COINCIDENCE THAT LESS

WASN’T A COINCIDENCE THAT LESS THAN TWO WEEKS LATER HIS COMEDY

THAN TWO WEEKS LATER HIS COMEDY SIGNED AN UNPRECEDENTED

SIGNED AN UNPRECEDENTED BILLION-DOLLAR DEAL WITH THE

BILLION-DOLLAR DEAL WITH THE STATE OWNED BANK OF CHINA?

STATE OWNED BANK OF CHINA? ANY CONNECTION TO THE FACT THAT

ANY CONNECTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU WENT SOFT ON CHINA JUST AT

YOU WENT SOFT ON CHINA JUST AT THAT MOMENT?

THAT MOMENT? STILL TO THIS DATE YOU SAY THERE

STILL TO THIS DATE YOU SAY THERE WERE NO COMPETITION.

WERE NO COMPETITION. IT DOES NOT STOP WITH HUNTER,

IT DOES NOT STOP WITH HUNTER, JOE COULD CORRUPTION IS A WHOLE

JOE COULD CORRUPTION IS A WHOLE FAMILY BUSINESS FOR THE BIDENS

FAMILY BUSINESS FOR THE BIDENS AS PETER SCHWEITZER DOCUMENTS IN

AS PETER SCHWEITZER DOCUMENTS IN HIS NEW BOOK, PROFILES AND

HIS NEW BOOK, PROFILES AND CORRUPTION.

CORRUPTION. YOUR SON-IN-LAW WAS THE CHIEF

YOUR SON-IN-LAW WAS THE CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER AT A TINY

MEDICAL OFFICER AT A TINY COMPANY CALLED DARK OP HEALTH

COMPANY CALLED DARK OP HEALTH THAT WENT ON TO RECEIVE

THAT WENT ON TO RECEIVE UNPRECEDENTED ACCESS AND SUPPORT

UNPRECEDENTED ACCESS AND SUPPORT FOR NEAR OBAMA ADMINISTRATION

FOR NEAR OBAMA ADMINISTRATION FOR YOUR BROTHER JAMES WAS NO

FOR YOUR BROTHER JAMES WAS NO EXPERIENCE IN CONSTRUCTION WAS

EXPERIENCE IN CONSTRUCTION WAS HIRED AS AN EXECUTIVE VICE

HIRED AS AN EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE CONSTRUCTION

PRESIDENT OF THE CONSTRUCTION COMPANY THE HILLSTONE GROUP.

COMPANY THE HILLSTONE GROUP. THIS WAS LESS THAN THREE WEEKS

THIS WAS LESS THAN THREE WEEKS IN THE PRESIDENT VISITED THE

IN THE PRESIDENT VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE IN THE FOLLOWING

WHITE HOUSE IN THE FOLLOWING MONTHS HILLSTONE WAS ERODED TENS

MONTHS HILLSTONE WAS ERODED TENS OF MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF

OF MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS.

GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS. YOUR BROTHER FRANK WITH NO

YOUR BROTHER FRANK WITH NO EXPERIENCE IN REAL ESTATE OR

EXPERIENCE IN REAL ESTATE OR [INAUDIBLE] GOT LUCRATIVE REAL

[INAUDIBLE] GOT LUCRATIVE REAL ESTATE DEALS IN COSTA RICA

ESTATE DEALS IN COSTA RICA MONTHS AFTER YOU HAPPEN TO VISIT

MONTHS AFTER YOU HAPPEN TO VISIT THE COUNTRY’S VICE PRESIDENT.

THE COUNTRY’S VICE PRESIDENT. HERE’S ANOTHER WAS TO RECOVER

HERE’S ANOTHER WAS TO RECOVER COINCIDENCE WITH FRANK BIDEN PUT

COINCIDENCE WITH FRANK BIDEN PUT THE GOVERNMENT DID A DEAL WITH

THE GOVERNMENT DID A DEAL WITH FRANK ENERGY COMPANY AND HE HAD

FRANK ENERGY COMPANY AND HE HAD NO EXPERIENCE AND ENERGY EITHER

NO EXPERIENCE AND ENERGY EITHER BUT ON THE SOLAR PROJECT

BUT ON THE SOLAR PROJECT RECEIVED A U.S. TAXPAYER BACK

RECEIVED A U.S. TAXPAYER BACK $6.5 MILLION LOAN.

$6.5 MILLION LOAN. WAIT, THERE’S A FRANK BIDEN

WAIT, THERE’S A FRANK BIDEN CARIBBEAN COINCIDENCE TOO.

CARIBBEAN COINCIDENCE TOO. JUNE 2014 VICE PRESIDENT YOU

JUNE 2014 VICE PRESIDENT YOU ANNOUNCED THE LAUNCH OF THE NEW

ANNOUNCED THE LAUNCH OF THE NEW PROGRAM TO BOOST FINANCING IN

PROGRAM TO BOOST FINANCING IN THE CARIBBEAN ENERGY PROJECTS.

THE CARIBBEAN ENERGY PROJECTS. LATER ON THE OBAMA AND

LATER ON THE OBAMA AND MEDITATION ANNOUNCED A 47 AND

MEDITATION ANNOUNCED A 47 AND HALF MILLION DOLLAR LOAN TO

HALF MILLION DOLLAR LOAN TO BUILD A 20-MEGAWATT SOLAR

BUILD A 20-MEGAWATT SOLAR FACILITY IN JAMAICA.

FACILITY IN JAMAICA. GUESS WHO ENDED UP SIGNING A

GUESS WHO ENDED UP SIGNING A DEAL TO BUILD A 20 MEGAWATTS

DEAL TO BUILD A 20 MEGAWATTS SOLAR FACILITY IN JAMAICA?

SOLAR FACILITY IN JAMAICA? THE MAN HIMSELF, FRANK BIDEN.

THE MAN HIMSELF, FRANK BIDEN. LOOKS LIKE FRANK IS THE NEW

LOOKS LIKE FRANK IS THE NEW HUNTER.

HUNTER. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU, JOE BIDEN,

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU, JOE BIDEN, AND THE WHOLE CORRUPT TRUMP

AND THE WHOLE CORRUPT TRUMP BIDEN FAMILY, FOR DECADES YOU

BIDEN FAMILY, FOR DECADES YOU HAVE GIFTED TAXPAYERS BY

HAVE GIFTED TAXPAYERS BY PRETENDING TO BE A REGULAR

PRETENDING TO BE A REGULAR BLUE-COLLAR FAMILY.

BLUE-COLLAR FAMILY. WHAT A JOKE.

WHAT A JOKE. HERE IS THE QUESTION TONIGHT.

HERE IS THE QUESTION TONIGHT. WHAT THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO DO

WHAT THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO DO TO GET THE BIDEN CORRUPTION

TO GET THE BIDEN CORRUPTION INVESTIGATED?

INVESTIGATED? FOR THREE YEARS PRESIDENT TRUMP

FOR THREE YEARS PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS HIS ADMINISTRATION BLOCKED

HAS HIS ADMINISTRATION BLOCKED AND PROBED AND HOUNDED BUT

AND PROBED AND HOUNDED BUT NOTHING ON THE OTHER SIDE AND

NOTHING ON THE OTHER SIDE AND THAT IS NOT FAIR?

THAT IS NOT FAIR? THAT IS NOT JUSTICE.

THAT IS NOT JUSTICE. THAT IS NOT THE RULE OF LAW BUT

THAT IS NOT THE RULE OF LAW BUT THE LAW OF THE SWAMP AND THE

THE LAW OF THE SWAMP AND THE KING OF THE SWAMP IS JOE BIDEN.