ALLY, IS BLASTING THE WHITE HOUSE, AFTER A CLASSIFIED

BRIEFING ABOUT THE SOLEIMANI STRIKE.

>> PROBABLY THE WORST BRIEFING I'VE SEEN, AT LEAST ON A

MILITARY ISSUE, IN THE NINE YEARS I'VE SERVED IN THE UNITED

STATES SENATE.

>> "THE LATE SHOW" HAS ACQUIRED FOOTAGE OF THE CLOSED-DOOR INTEL

BRIEFING.

>> ALL RIGHT, I KNOW YOU HAVE MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE

RATIONALE FOR THE TARGETED STRIKE ON QASSEM SOLEIMANI.

HOWEVER, I'D LIKE TO START WITH THIS--

PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE ARE LEAVING THE ROYAL FAMILY!

>> BUT WHAT ABOUT THE IMMINENT THREAT?

>> WHO GIVES A DAMN!

THE ROYAL FAMILY IS FALLING APART!

>> BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ASSASSINATION?

>> YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

DON'T YOU PEOPLE WATCH "THE CROWN?"

THE ROYALS ARE MY LIFE!

YOU'RE A BUNCH OF MONSTERS!

( THEME SONG PLAYING ) >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE

SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!