DAVID.

LARRY, PLEASE HYDRATE.

>> YUP.

>> Stephen: I'LL-- I WILL-- I WILL WAIT.

I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE--

( GARGLING ).

>> Stephen: PLEASE.

>> YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GARGLE.

>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY, EXACTLY.

SO TELL ME ABOUT SEASON 10 NOW.

ANYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW?

WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.

DOES THIS NEED TO BE CONTEXTUALIZED OR SET UP IN ANY

WAY?

>> NO, NOTHING NEEDS SOON SET UP.

IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

>> I'M A FANTASTIC DISHWASHER.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

I CAN PUT MY HANDS IN BOILING, SCALDING WATER, AND I DON'T FEEL

ANYTHING.

I DON'T NEED GLOVES.

>> LET ME SEE THOSE HANDS.

>> I'M REALLY GOOD.

>> YOU'VE NEVER WASHED A DISH IN YOUR LIFE.

>> WELL, I HAVEN'T WASHED THEM IN A WHILE--

>> YOU WATCHED SOMEBODY ELSE WASH AND SAID, "I COULD BE GOOD

AT THAT.

>> I KNOW I'M A GREAT DISHWASHER!

>> YOU NEVER WASHED.

>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO I'LL STICK MY ( BLEEP ) HANDS

RIGHT NOW-- >> YOU DON'T HAVE SPECIAL HANDS.

>> I DO HAVE SPECIAL HANDS.

>> DO YOU NOT HAVE SPECIAL HANDS.

>> THEY'RE VERY SPECIAL.

I'LL STICK THEM UNDER ANY HOAT WATER YOU CAN FIND.

>> THAT'S INSANE!

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NO SETUP.

NO SETUP.

I CAN SEE YOUR HANDS.

>> SPECIAL HANDS.

>> Stephen: CAN I SEE YOUR HANDS?

CAN I SEE YOUR HANDS.

>> I HAVE SPECIAL-- I HAVE SPECIAL HANDS.

I CAN STICK THEM UNDER THE HOTTEST WATER YOU CAN FIND.

I DON'T NEED TO WEAR GLOVES.

>> Stephen: HERE YOU ARE, AMERICA HAS GROWN TO LOVE YOU,

AGAIN, AS-- AS BERNIE SANDERS.

( APPLAUSE ) BERNIE SANDERS IS MY GUEST

TOMORROW NIGHT DURKS KNOW THAT?

>> I HEARD THAT.

>> Stephen: YOU PLAYED HIM AT LEAST A DOZEN TIMES.

>> THIS SEEMS A LITTLE DANGEROUS.

YOU COULD SPILL IT.

>> Stephen: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

>> ARE YOU AWARE -- >> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO

DO ANYTHING.

>> ARE YOU COMPLETELY AWARE AS YOU'RE TALKING.

>> Stephen: 100%.

LOOK AT THAT.

>> YEAH, GOOD.

>> Stephen: NOTHING.

>> I'M SLIGHTLY CONCERNED.

>> Stephen: THEY DON'T GIVE THU JOB UNLESS YOU CAN DO THAT.

>> I THINK THIS IS IN A VERY PRECARIOUS POSITION THIS CUP.

WHY IS IT NOT OVER HERE WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO CHAIRS?

DO YOU HAVE TWO PEOPLE.

>> Stephen: LAST NIGHT, BOBBY CANNAVALE, AND HIS WIFE WERE ON.

THEY'RE DOING "MEDEA" AT BAM.

>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

>> Stephen: I SOMETIMES DO HAVE TWO GUESTS OVER THERE.

DO YOU EVER GO ON TV SHOWS WITH SOMEONE ELSE?

>> ARE YOU NUTS.

>> Stephen: BACK IN THE DAY I THOUGHT YOU AND-- SEINFELD MIGHT

HAVE-- >> NO.

>> Stephen: NO?

>> I THINK WE HAVE A VERY GOOD RAPPORT.

YEAH.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: I'M-- AGAIN-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO END

THE INTERVIEW.

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DRAWING A LINE GOING,

"THIS HAS BEEN GOOD--" >> HERE'S THE THING.

YOU WEAR GLASSES.

YOU'RE NOT BALD.

I HAVE A GREAT RAPPORT WITH BALD MEN FOR SURE.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> I DO.

I LOVE BALD MEN.

AND IF YOU'RE NOT BALD, WEARING GLASS ALSO IS HELPFUL, YOU

KNOW,.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> BUT HAIR AND NO GLASSES, I'M NOT GOING TO GET ALONG WITH WELL

WITH YOU.

>> Stephen: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO ASK BERNIE

TOMORROW NIGHT?

SO, LIKE, GET AN ANSWER FROM HIM THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO AN

IMPRESSION OF LATER?

>> I WOULD SAY... I WOULD BEG HIM TO DROP OUT SO I DON'T HAVE

TO KEEP FLYING IN FROM LOS ANGELES TO DO "S.N.L.."

>> Stephen: HE'S DOING VERY WELL THIS YEAR.

HE'S TIED IN IOWA.

HE RAISED $36 MILLION.

>> I THOUGHT WHEN HE HAD THE HEART ATTACK THAT WOULD BE IT, I

WOULDN'T HAVE TO FLY IN FROM LOS ANGELES.

HE'S INDESTRUCTIBLE.

NOTHING STOPS THIS MAN.

>> Stephen: RIGHT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: HAVE YOU MET HIM?

HAVE YOU SPENT ANY TIME-- >> YES, I MET HIM.

IF HE WINS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WILL DO TO MY LIFE?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?

I MEAN, I-- ( APPLAUSE )

( CHEERS ) ♪ ♪ ♪

I MEAN, IT WILL BE-- IT WILL BE LIKE-- IT WILL BE GREAT FOR THE

COUNTRY, GREAT FOR THE COUNTRY.

TERRIBLE FOR ME.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

YOU LOVE NEW YORK, RIGHT?

>> YEAH!

I DO, BUT I DON'T WANT TO KEEP FLYING IN TO DO THIS.

YOU KNOW, BERNIE.

I LOVE NEW YORK, I'M VERY COMFORTABLE HERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF I CAN'T GET A CAB, PEOPLE STOP FOR IT ME.

THEY DO.

LIKE, I'LL BE ON THE STREET-- I'LL BE ON THE STROAT TRYING TO

WAVE SOMEBODY DOWN.

A CAR WILL STOP, "HEY, LARRY!

HEY, LARRY!

COME OWHERE ARE YOU GOING?" >> Stephen: HONESTLY.

>> HONEST TO GOD, I'VE DONE IT TWICE.

I'VE GOTTEN INTO STRANGERS' CARS TWICE.

"LARRY, COME ON IN HERE!" >> Stephen: THAT SEEMS OFF

BRAND FOR YOU THAT YOU WOULD GET INTO A STRANGER'S CAR.

AREN'T YOU A GERMAPHOB?

>> I WAS LATE AND I DIDN'T PEE.

YOU KNOW.

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I WAS GOING TO

PICK THIS UP LIKE IT WAS A BOOK.

"CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" RETURNS JANUARY 19 ON HBO.

MR. LARRY DAVID, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.