Name: 私のことを知りたいだけのお茶（男子、ティンダー、大学卒業後の予定 (all the tea you need to know about me (boys, tinder, plans after college))
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:21:15.000Z
Duration: 22 min 16 s
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so I thought I might as well just start off this Q and A with the biggest question.

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I know it's the one that all of you guys have been waiting for, a kind of nervous to answer because I feel like it's gonna be so controversial.

And that is, do you like pineapple on your pizza?

And the answer is yes, it's fucking delicious.

All jokes aside, I asked you guys for some questions on my instagram, and you guys actually sent me a really good ones.

My first question is, can you enlighten us with your most embarrassing stories?

I was thinking about this question, and I think my brain has done me a favor and just selectively deleted all of my embarrassing memories from high school and middle school because trust me, there were a lot.

But I will tell you one embarrassing story that happened to me quite recently, literally like three days ago, and that was just long story.

But I was in Seattle and I was meeting up with a friend of my friend who just moved there and we hit it off.

He's the type of person that I would start a podcast with, which is coincidentally, also my main criteria for a boyfriend.

The next morning, I immediately texted my friend Victor to gossip about it, You know, as one does.

I'm not the coolest fucking guy last night.

And I looked down at my phone and I realized that I've sent all of those texts to the guy that I got drinks with talking about him.

Yeah, I wish I was making that up because it sounds so cheesy and so absurd.

Like, of all the contacts in my phone, I had to text the guy I was talking about.

I could just, like, feel my entire soul just corrupt waking to a ball and slowly moon walking away from my body.

Luckily, he was actually pretty nice about it, and he was like, Oh, make sure Victor gets this message.

And also, I think your personality is 11 so that was very sweet.

I think I have this problem where I always date people who are in the wrong city or about to move to the wrong city or I'm about to move to the wrong city, so it never really works out.

But that's the tea on my latest romantic endeavor.

Okay, And a related question that I got a couple times was Do you have a boyfriend, which evidently I'm not.

Trust me, if I did, my instagram feed would be about 1000 times better, cause I make him take, like, 700 pictures of me per day.

But yeah, I am living that single life right now.

Actually, for a while, I was pretty angsty about it, especially when I first got to call it, because I feel like the expectation that the adults in my wife and my parents set out for me is that you meet a lot of important people or like the guy you're gonna marry in college, literally at, like, 18.

As a college freshman, I was like, I'm not gonna find my soul mate here, but, you know, it's on the fucking big deal.

My eggs aren't dying anytime soon, and even if they are not sure, I want kids anyway.

So, like that Who is your celebrity crush?

Growing up My first ever celebrity crush was Joseph Gordon Levitt, in inception.

Have seen him in that suit in that hotel, running around like a spinning hallway.

But he is very handsome but tragically married and with a kid now.

So if you get divorced Joseph Gordon Levitt, you know who's coming for you.

I have been in to the first guy I dated was actually the first guy I ever met off tinder, and the first guy really ever talked to you on tinder.

That was at the end of my freshman year in college around two years ago.

Now there's something about falling in love for the first time.

And there's also something about falling in love for the first time in a new city that's like, so magical.

After we broke up, I was so salty and like, so heartbroken.

This is dramatic, but I was so heartbroken that, like my body physically hurt.

I know if you guys have ever experienced that and I hope that you never have But like shit, that was rough I spent an entire summer being so brokenhearted over this guy.

In retrospect, both of us thought we knew what we were doing.

Relationship and sex lies and we super didn't.

So it was a learning experience for both of us.

And then my second boyfriend ever was actually earlier this year.

He was coincidentally, also the first guy who ever asked me on a take in 10th grade.

And we were both so incredibly awkward then that we like it didn't work out at all.

We've actually gone to school together since elementary school, so I've known him for ages and we tried to do long distance, but it didn't work out long distance crossed any of you guys who could do it.

Like my parents did long distance for three years from California to England, which is insane.

And then they got married at the end of it, and they're still happily together.

And I wish I could be like that is just so hard for me, I think, especially when I'm so busy when I'm in college and I don't have a lot of money to pay for flights across the country every couple weeks.

And I wish that I could be some type of like, virtuous and lofty human being who like Well, I only need great conversation to sustain a relationship.

But I really need the physical aspect, too.

That also means just being able to, like, hold hands with somebody or cuddle with somebody or like experience your life together.

And that is so hard to get in a long distance relationship.

So it wasn't for me, but also a great guy.

Um, I feel like I'm giving what yelp reviews of these relationships.

Would you rather sweat mayo or poop basketballs?

For the sake of my asshole, which I would like to keep intact, I would say sweat mayo for sure.

If someone decided to make a movie based on your life, who would you want to play?

I just want Jesse Eisenberg in like a wavy wig as you guys call me all the time.

I think he's the only actor who could actually depict that at film school.

I actually have the unfortunate reputation off loving Jesse Eisenberg like Way Too Much, which is a weirdly specific reputation, tohave.

But I think he's a brilliant actor I fucking love.

Like all of his quirks, I just find hilarious.

Sometimes at night, I just watched Jesse Eisenberg interviews to, like, Comfort Me.

That somebody with the same level of social anxiety and piece of speaking is like, popular in the world.

My next question is any tips for going on dates in or using absolute dinner?

I used to be a lot more uncomfortable on a lot more nervous on dates, and I would always worry whether I look perfect and whether the guy would like me.

But I think it's important to remember that an equally important component of the date is whether you like the guy and just whether you buy like you're interviewing him as much as he's interviewing you.

Obviously on dates everybody is presenting the best version of themselves.

But I think as long as for the most part you're being super honest about who you are and what you're like, then there's no reason to be nervous because if they don't like you for the way that you are normally and the way that you're acting on the date, then it's just like oh, didn't work Similarly with dating profiles, I think it's really helpful.

It's like actually express who you are in the description.

Like, I think a lot of people try to stay in mysterious or just seem like they aren't trying by putting the weakest bio ever, like Maryland to L.

How do I tell a whole personality from you?

If you had, like, a weird sense of humor and stuff like put that shit in your bio because just gonna filter out anybody who doesn't buy with it?

What is your worst or weirdest tinder date?

Oh, boy, the time that I went over to a guy's place for drinks and I witnessed two of his roommates get into a physical fistfight over the last roll of toilet paper.

One of them called the cops on the other one.

And then I had to leave because I was about five shots of vodka into the night, and I was born in 1998.

So you do the map where you planning on living after graduation?

Would you ever live in New York or do you see yourself settling down in California?

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