So I wouldrecommendifyouguyswant a goodteenageromance, thisone's prettylegit. 00:01:2.020 --> 00:01:3.440 Okay, guys, wemadeitto L. 00:01:3.440 --> 00:01:6.920 A safelyworkhereinthehotelroomandisamazing. 00:01:7.050 --> 00:01:14.520 Andthenithasbalcony, which, sure, there's a lotofspidersinhere, butreally, reallypretty.
I can't believeit's coachalllikewe'regoingtoCoachellaHolewhereIt's soweird.
I took a showerlastnight, andsomyhairlike, driedsoweird.
Also, I wokeupwiththisglamorouspeople, but I'm workingonmyhairrightnow.
Sodidyouhave, like, hairstylistandbraidershere?
But I'm justoneofthosepeoplethat, like, I'llgetmyhairdoneAndthenevenif I don't likeit, I'llbelike, Oh, I loveitsomuch. 00:06:59.730 --> 00:07:2.350 Andthen, like, I'llgotherestofthedaylikehatingitorwhatever. 00:07:2.360 --> 00:07:27.150 I feellike I don't wanttogotocontrollikehatingmyhairAndlikeyourhairis a bigpartofyourOkay, guys, I think I'm readyforCoachellaDayone.
I wassittingdownthinkingyoumuchkindofmindingmyownbusiness, and I lookover, I didn't evenknowwhattosay.
Like I justlikebecause, youknow, likewhenyouthinkyouseesomeoneandthenit's not, Youknow, itwashimand I waslikesittingtherestaringathim, and I waslike, I likethatboy, Pablo, butthathestartstowalkaway.
And I waslike, I'm missingmychance.
Andhefinallylike, wasdoneeatingistaco. 00:08:59.850 --> 00:09:1.550 I got a pictureoftheanswerhere. 00:09:1.580 --> 00:09:2.920 Hewassonice. 00:09:2.920 --> 00:09:5.120 AndjustsolikeOh, yeah, noproblem. 00:09:5.120 --> 00:09:6.640 Andhehas a cutelittlesmile. 00:09:6.950 --> 00:09:12.800 Honestly, Coachellaislike a lotofwaitingaround, cause, likeifyourband's notplaying, theJudasarekindoflikechilling.
Andeverybody's naked, likevirtually.
And I getcloseontherelikewideeverynewbudget.
Ohmygoodnesstopostaboutthisyear, Olds, I wasn't evenhere. 00:10:5.800 --> 00:10:8.260 Let's updatethemoneverythingthat's happened. 00:10:8.850 --> 00:10:18.840 Sobasically, I don't knowifyouguysknowthis, butlike I'vehadsuch a likeSomycelebritycrushhasbeenhazecareerfor, likesuch a longtime.
So I'vebeenhangingoutwiththewaste.
MuchofthenightandwaywereattheRosaliaconcert, andsothere's the V I P sectiononthissideoftheparkandthenliterallyontheoffices, pickupsintheburbs, literallyonthecompleteoppositesidewasRosalia, andthat's wherewewere.
And I hadnoreceptionatall.
Rosaliaconcertwasabouttoend, andEvelyncalledmeand I likeithere.
So I walkedoutoftheconcertroom.
Evelyn, I hearit's soloud, butall I hearisHayesGreerand I, like, hangupthephoneand I startedsprintingliketowardsthe V I.
P section, whichisontheoppositesideofthefairgrounds. 00:10:57.710 --> 00:11:4.410 Because I justknew, like I'm like, I havetoseehiminpersonlike I havetomeethimandjustnotlike, like, justseehiminperson. 00:11:4.420 --> 00:11:9.270 MeandLouiseareliterallysprintingacrosscoachtelegramstotheoppositeside. 00:11:9.810 --> 00:11:10.310 Thio.
JustseethesewereSowefinallygettotheticketentrancefor, like, the V I.
P.
Whereyouhavetoscanyourwristbands.
Wefinallygetthere.
I'm sooutofbreathandwinded, and I seemymomandmymom's kindoflikejuststandingthere, andthen I'm like, Where's heaven?
Where's EvelineandThen I ranafterpacebrewedlikemakesure I knewwherehewaaskeeptrackofthemso I couldjustseehim.
Cameradollarsdoesn't evenknowLouiseis. 00:11:53.090 --> 00:12:0.050 We'rejusthappytobestandingrightnexttohim, buthewastalkingtoLouisesaysifhewaslikeanoldfriend, he's like, Howyoudoing, guy? 00:12:0.160 --> 00:12:4.780 CameronDallas, like, lookedatmeand I, like, turnaroundbeinglike, Whoa, thisisKarendollars. 00:12:4.790 --> 00:12:12.690 Youknow, I'm justlikelookingathimkindofreallyconfused, cause I didn't askfor a picture, anything, buthe's justlikestaringatme.
Oh, andthenhewaslike, Soisthisyourgirlfriend?
Andhe's like, pointingtome, askingLouisand I waslike, andthat I said I waslike, No, no, we'renotdating.
Andthenhe's like.
No, helooksatmyhearing's like I really, reallylikeyouheard.
I waslike, Thankyou.
It's soweird.
Andthroughoutallthis, I'm justin a panictryingtofindEvelyn.
Thisisserious.
Thishappenedsofast.
I lookovertill I trytofindEvelynandhe's Mymomstartswalkingoverandtheydig.
Isthisyourmom's?
I waslike, Yeah, he's likeandtheylike, looksatme.
It's justreallyawkwardstaring.
Andthenhe's, like, overandlike, itwaslikesuch a weirdit.
Likethewayyouasked.
Itwassoweird.
And I waslikeItwaslikeAndthenhelookedsolikeDisappointedyoujustlikeDan. 00:12:57.840 --> 00:13:1.520 But I'm stillin a panictryingtofindDublin, andit's like, Awkward. 00:13:1.520 --> 00:13:7.440 I'm reallyjustawkwardlystaringatcameraDallasandstarslikeDoyouwanttotake a picture? 00:13:7.450 --> 00:13:7.750 Doit. 00:13:7.750 --> 00:13:11.170 He's like a picture, andhelikeshe's inthemiddle.
I havethepicture.
It's like a blurrypicture, butyousmokingsomethingandsoistheoldtree.
TakethatandthenfinallyarelikeDublin.
Like I seeyou'reso I runovertoEvelynbecause I didnotspreaditacrossCoachellagroundstolikeNaziHayes.
Butbasically, assoonas I sawEvelyn, shewaslike, YoujustmissPageand I justlikeButthefunnythingislike I missedseeinghazecareerbecauseCameronDallaswastryingtotalktoyou.
Yeah, itwasjust a littleHowdid I was?
D j Snakeisgoodisgood, butthatwasourstorytimethighswaythatwasactuallyinthebeginning.
I was a littlescaredand I waslike, threedaysofthisbutGeorgiaanditwassoIt's somuchfun.
I feellikethebeginningaresosweaty.
Andthen I alsogoCharlie, youknow, it's insane.
Likeveryyouknowwhat's goingonhalfthetime.
I justthinkyou'rebeing a littlechildish.
I justcan't beNogoodmorning, guys.
It's a day, too, and I am a littlesleepdeprived.
I'm notgonnalie.
I gothomearoundtwoishlastnightandbythetimeontobetterwasaroundthree. 00:14:55.720 --> 00:15:2.850 Thisismyofficeofthedayfortotality, too, Sostartingoff I havemyhairintheselikeclipstopullawayfrommyface. 00:15:2.850 --> 00:15:5.910 Andthenif I getSuperHall, I havethisresponse I couldputin a ponytail. 00:15:5.920 --> 00:15:9.500 Andthen I haveglitteronmycheeksandthen I havemyshirt. 00:15:9.500 --> 00:15:11.870 ThisisfromUrbanOutfitters, anditjusthas a recyclesign.
It's justflowing.
It's verylightweight.
Soit's gonnabereallycooltoday.
Andthen I havemyfannypackalsofromUrbanOutfitters.
Butit's Adidas.
There's a flying.
Whatisthat?
Bug?
Whatisthat?
Butgetitoff.
Onlygoodness!
There's literallyabsorption.
Stop, Stop, stop, Stop!
Okay, backtomyhalfoftheday, therewas, like, somesortoftickbeetlebugonmyback, and I gottogetthatoff, butandthen I havethisskirtandithastosplitrightthere.
Anditgoeslikejustmidthighandwearingbikershortsunderneathitso I won't washme.
Wantthisgirl's from H and M, Andthen I'm wearingthesesocksfromunitforlike, mismatchstripes.
Andthen I'm wearingmylittlesistersfeel a disrupteritself, Guys.
SoarecurrentlylikeinsideofCole's tryingtofind a sunhatbecausemyhairislike, reallystruggling, and I feellike a hatwouldbereallycutewiththisoffice. 00:15:55.560 --> 00:16:0.050 I wanted, likeoneofthestick, likethosestiffhats, but I don't seeanylikethat. 00:16:1.470 --> 00:16:6.760 Wouldtherebe a differentone, evenjustlike a nearby, I justlikeyou'retryingtolooklike a pilgrimlooklikeRomeo. 00:16:7.020 --> 00:16:12.840 Butlike I gotthishotbecausehershop, itwalkoutthesunandthesecondoff, I justfeltlike I neededhairaccessory.
Myhairwasnothavingit, but I mightmisssales.
Sobasically, cellstartsinliterallyfiveminutes, and I onlyareonforlike, 40 minutes.
I thinkso.
I mightmycellsandthatwasthemosttragicthingthat's happenedin a while.
Andthen I havemyfannypack, whichisholdslikebandAIDSPortableCharger, CameronPhone.
Andit's fromAdidas.
I'vestruckfromUrbanOutfitters.
Ithasstrawberriesandski.
Um, it's long.
It's reallycompany, too.
And I'm wearingbikershortsunderneath.
Sowhen I sitdown, I don't flusheverybody. 00:20:56.640 --> 00:21:2.850 Andthenalso, I'm wearingitwiththiswhitethingbecausewithoutitlikethis, whatcan I say? 00:21:2.860 --> 00:21:5.060 So I workedwiththisand I feellikeitlooksfine. 00:21:5.070 --> 00:21:6.780 Andthen I havethisnecklace. 00:21:6.790 --> 00:21:9.930 I don't knowwhereit's from, so I justfounditsomewhere.
But I'm I starthearingsomebrandymobileandthatforshoes.