Today we move away from clear coffee beverages into the wider world of ridiculous coffee beverages, drinks that make you say why.

Why would you do this?

And I can't think of a single better product in the world to start with than what I have before me.

So I saw this on Twitter and immediately put a tweet out saying, Could anyone help me get some of this stuff on?

One person stepped up very quickly and help me out.

So thank you, Marco.

He sent me both these and the selection of other coffee related drinks that will maybe make it into another review. 00:00:59.490 --> 00:01:1.790 So, Marco, I'm very grateful. 00:01:1.800 --> 00:01:2.770 Thank you so much. 00:01:2.780 --> 00:01:4.790 I saw these and it just broke my brain. 00:01:4.790 --> 00:01:5.670 I had to have them. 00:01:5.680 --> 00:01:7.200 And now they're here on. 00:01:7.200 --> 00:01:8.700 I am terrified. 00:01:8.710 --> 00:01:13.090 I'm genuinely I'm sure about what's gonna happen and how disgusting it's gonna be.

Because on paper no.

Why would you?

You know, at no point have I said a breakfast with an orange juice and a cup of coffee and thought What I need to do is match these two things together.

That would be great.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe it's fantastic.

Maybe it's clever.

Maybe this is, Ah, coffee and orange cold brew coffee, which I don't know why That's not in German.

Don't don't don't give us down Mitt Ranjha Abou wind it, which I think means sort of rounded out by orange juice.

To me, that's a weird thing to think that orange juice would round out coffee.

But who knows? 00:01:54.070 --> 00:02:0.560 Let's let's find out We have a glass with ice because there is no way we're not drinking this thing. 00:02:0.710 --> 00:02:5.600 It's called possible smells of oranges. 00:02:6.270 --> 00:02:7.120 I don't know that. 00:02:7.130 --> 00:02:8.370 I don't know what I'm hoping for. 00:02:8.370 --> 00:02:13.960 I'm hoping that this is mostly coffee with, like a tickle of our injuring my hoping I don't think I hope for anything.

Okay, assume it's coffee colored.

My mind is is I don't Well, is that a clear coffee beverage?

Have we somehow stayed on track by mistake?

I am so confused right now, really reassured by this, I feel like it's not gonna taste of anything.

Okay, wait a second.

Before I go in, I need to just check the actual ingredients in this.

It is cold extract of roasted coffee, 92% moving on sugar and 1% orange juice from concentrate.

Why?

Why?

Why? 00:03:0.740 --> 00:03:3.750 It smells of nothing, actually, which is which is a relief.

Oh, wow.

It comes like these waves, this waves of flavor crashing over my face, drowning it in horror.

It's just wow.

Okay, okay, okay.

I need to talk you through what happens here because there's a lot happening here right now.

It's a first step.

Oh, that's watery.

Orange juice, cheap orange juice.

It tastes more like concentrate than it does like fresh orange juice.

And then then it comes for you.

This sort of bitter, weird, slightly off oxidized coffee flavor just rises and you get these little pops of orange back just very high.

I haven't gone away. 00:03:59.640 --> 00:04:2.250 I'm still clashing horribly with the taste of coffee. 00:04:2.240 --> 00:04:4.790 I don't know if I hate my face enough to take 1/3 sip. 00:04:4.800 --> 00:04:7.000 I don't because that's just know I'm gonna go. 00:04:7.000 --> 00:04:8.350 I'm gonna go back in because it's terrible.

That is awful.

This is just disappointing orange concentrate that that has been just tainted.

As if someone has stirred like a little bit of instant coffee and by mistake, it's just, you know, like maybe I put it in a glass that I haven't rinsed properly.

No, no, no, no.

There's one more.

Okay, I I don't know why I started with orange, because clearly, Lemon, it's not gonna go uphill.

Tell Lemon it's not gonna go better with lemon.

Okay, eliminate is there.

This is cold brew.

Coffee made citron a finer, which I think would mean refined by the lemon juice refined by the lemon juice. 00:04:56.080 --> 00:05:6.850 Okay, I presume this is just gonna smell like like cheap lemon concentrate.

That is That is what I would describe as like a janitorial lemon made dirtier by the undertones of coffee in that looks looks good.

It doesn't look good.

And that's why I said that It's a ridiculous thing to say.

It's most like dirty, like earthier than than the orange one did right?

The things I do for you, I feel that that I should praise this in some way. 00:05:53.000 --> 00:06:7.060 That needs to be some redeeming feature, and I will say they got the sweetness about right, you know, like in both of these is this sweetness to it that is not overwhelming definitely needs to be cold, but it it is quite a pleasant sweetness. 00:06:8.610 --> 00:06:13.350 Their end, the positives moving into flavor again.

No, no.

Who is like a group of people signed this off, right?

Like a board of people were like, We should make a new product.

We should mash up lemon juice and coffee, and a group of other people weren't very sensible.

We think we should do that, too, and then an R and D team did it.

And then a group of Well, yes, this is delicious.

People will buy this and find it Excellent.

How?

How what, Um, I that far away from other people's sense of taste, am I that fussy?

Don't answer that in the comments down below.

In fairness, the lemon smelt wrong.

The lemon taste is is about as lemony as like a starburst lemon.

It's that particular flavor or style of lemon.

It's quite soft.

It's quite sweet. 00:06:58.390 --> 00:07:6.800 It's entirely artificial, even though this is from real lemons, but it does doesn't taste like lemons, you know it's concentrated. 00:07:6.840 --> 00:07:19.890 Its the coffee is the taste of coffee, and this one is substantially less than in the orange one, which I think is a blessing.

I just don't get it.

Why you would buy this product.

I don't get it right like it's not for the caffeine.

It's not because you want caffeinated orange juice because they say on the side that there's only 15 milligrams of caffeine for 250 mil.

So it's not particularly caffeinated.

Why would you not just have some fresh juice and a cup of coffee and have a great day?

Why would you? 00:07:48.140 --> 00:08:0.540 Why would you think what I need is some suspicious sweetened fruit concentrate mashed up with some extremely bland, mildly unpleasant coffee flavor? 00:08:0.920 --> 00:08:3.200 I just I don't get it. 00:08:3.310 --> 00:08:4.220 I don't get it. 00:08:4.370 --> 00:08:5.340 So there we have it. 00:08:5.350 --> 00:08:8.900 Faina coffee, orange coffee and lemon. 00:08:9.190 --> 00:08:11.440 I have no idea why this exists.

I respect the confidence that they put these in two liter bottles or boxes or whatever.

The this Tetra Paks.

This was not nearly as bad as I thought it was gonna be, which is good, but still No, no, Don't know.

No, no, no.

Thank you so much for watching on.