Youknow, somepeoplemightsaythisis a littlebittooextravagant.
Whoa, Actually, calmdown.
Don't needtosavesomemoneyforcollege.
Whatifyoursubscribershave a heartattackwatchingthisspicycontent?
I doappreciatethoseconcerns, butattheendoftheday, ifyouwantlivinglikeeveryday's ourlast, what's thepointoflivingatall?
Okay, Sowhat I'm actuallydoingtoday, I haven't hit 100 k yet, but I havethisapphereonmyphonethat's gonnabecountingdown.
And I thought I wouldhititlinewithyouguystodayandthenthisbowlofcereal.
Rightnowwe'reat 99,928.
Weare 68 subscribersaway.
So I guess I'm goingtogoaheadandforthiscereal.
Andincaseyou'rewondering, thisisindeed a Costcosized £3 boxofcinnamontoastcrunchcause I'm feedingforthoseagents.
HOSKO, please, Walter.
Andalthoughthisishowmuch I haveleft, whichreallyspeakstohowmuchcinnamontoast I'veingestedinthepastcoupleweeks, Yeah, theapartmentlikeit's goinggreat.
Cinnamontoastcrunchisinthebowl.
There's noturningback.
Now, tobecompletelyhonest, I am, like, reallynervous.
Forsomereason, I kindoffeellike I'm gonnathrowup, whichisgreat.
I guesswe'regonnablackoutafter I dothisinthetoastcrunchweather.
He's bettercomingupaward.
I havethis, like a rationalfearofhim.
Once I hit 100,000 channelsjustgonnaimplode.
Okay, 999,000 and 39.
I think I miscalculatedhowfastpeoplearesubscribing, so I'm justgonnaputthismilkbackinthefridgerealquick.
Okay.
Well, thisisanticlimactic.
I guess I'm justgonnaturnoffthecameralikeeditsorvideosorsomething.
Hopingbackwhenwe'reactuallycloser.
Oh, God, thisistragic.
Okay, guys, itisaboutanhourlater.
I mayormaynothavegoneaheadandapplecinnamontoastcrunchalreadybecause I gothungry, But I'm gonnagetanotheroneforyouguys, because I loveyoulikethatRightnow.
Weareat 990,919 99,000 992 subscribers.
I'm, like, reallyoutofbreathand, like, nervous.
I helpthisspeechsubscribersaway.
I thinkitmightbetimeformetogetthealmondmilkoutofthefridgeisgonnabereallyembarrassinginthelasteight.
Andthen, justlikeimmediately, a bunchofpeopleonsubscribe, and I havetotakeitbackNowwouldbe a greatkindofstartbitingYournailscanactuallygetYouguysarewondering.
Thisisthesametypeofanxietyiswhenyousend a riskytextat 2 a.m. You'relikewaitingforthepersontorespond, andyou'rejustlike, hurryup.
I grewupwatchingyoudo, and I neverreallyunderstoodwhyYouTubersbirdlike, thankyousomuch.
I loveyouguyssomuchasanaudiencemember.
You'rejustlike, yeah, thisissomebodywho I watchandwho I nicecommentsforandyoudon't reallythinkaboutit, butit's seriouslymeanssomuchontheotherendofthings, I feellikethrowingup.
Alwaystoldthattheinternetislike a reallydangerous, hatefulplace, andpeoplearegonnabe, like, pettyandleavemeancommentsaboutyou.
ButlikeJesusChrist, youguyshaveprovedthatwrong.
Guysarehonestlysonicetome.
Itblowsmymindeveryday, evenwhen I like.
I getreallyselfconsciouswell, explosivevideosor, youknow, justlikeputtingmyweirdasspersonalityoutthere.
Butotherthanthat, like, Damn, I don't I don't knowwhat I didtodeserveyouguys.
So I'm nottryingtomakethisliketwocheesybecause I hatethat, Butalso, like, I oweyouguyssomuch.
Soevenmorethanthefactthatyouguyshaveletme I quitmyjobworkingatthedininghall's till, like, threeworkingforminimumwagetroll.
Thesecrazyassbossesalsoyoutoo, andyouguyshavegivenme a purpose.
Thisissodramatic.
Oh, God.
Eventhough I know I'm notlikethebiggestchannelonYouTubeorthebestintheYouTubevideos, itreallymeans a lottomenowthat I havesomethingtowakeuptoandtodoeverydaythatthatnobodyelsecoulddoexactlylike I could.
Maybesomepeoplecoulddoitbetterordifferently.
Butthisislikemything, ifthatmakessense.
Soforthat, um, thankyousomuch.
And I amjustnowtheserialisedofsoggy I Thisvideowassuch a fail.