sotoday I wassupposedtogoon a tinderdate, butshehascanceledonme.
Soinstead I figured I'd filmthestuffedwholeunequallyphoneandromanticallyfulfillingtask.
I loveonlinedatingsomuchnowthatit's summer, I'vedone a lotofthrift A mostlyjusttoescapetheburninginfernoofhell.
Thatismyapartmentrightnow.
Also, ifyouguyshearthissoundthroughoutthevideo, thatisbecause I'm literallysittingontopoftwofrozenwaterbottlesbecause I don't have a c inmyapartmentand I'm tryingtokeepcool.
So, youknow, youdowhatyougotta d'oh!
Today, I have a considerablenumberofitemstoshowyou.
So, uh, buckleup, kids.
Keepyourarmsandlegsinsidetherideatalltimesbecauseshe's gonnabe a spicyone.
It's gettingsohotalready.
I gottatake a littlewaterbottlebreak.
Thefirstthingthat I gotisthistopthat I'm wearingrightnow.
I don't knowifyouguyshavenoticed, but I'vebeentryingrecentlytomake a littlebitmoreofanefforttoaddsomecolortomywardrobebecause I definitelywentthrough a prettymonochromephasethere.
Butnowthatit's finallysomewhere, I thought I wouldventureoutintosomecolorfulterritory, althoughforsomeofyouguys I thinkyoursummerisnearlyover.
ApparentlysomeofyouguysgobacktoschoollikeearlyAugust, inwhichcase I amgenuinelysosorryforyourloss.
Otherthanthat, I reallylikethesedaintystrapsandthestraightacrosstheneckline.
I feellikeit's verynineties, andespeciallyforpeoplewithsmallboobslikeme.
I find a straightacrossnecklinetobereallyflattering.
I alsobeenlovingyellowbecause I feellikeitpairssowellwithallofmydenonbottoms, whichislike 90% ofthebottomsthat I own.
Honestly, overall, I justneeded a topthathad, like, theminimalamountoffabricpossiblebecause, asyoumayhavebeenabletotellbythefrozenwaterbottlesundermylegs, itgetsprettyfuckinghothereso I'm justtryingtobe, like, asnakedaspossiblewithoutgettingarrestedforpublicnudity.
Thisdress.
Thisisactuallysomethingthat I boughtbackinthewinner.
Butitwassuch a summarypiecethat I figured I wouldsaveitforthishome.
Anditisthisfloatingmaxidressin a redandwhitedamnprint.
Youhasnoonthischannel.
I call a lotofthings a picnicbitch.
Look, butthisdressisthewholegoddamnpicnicblanket.
ItisveryDignam.
Butyouguysknowthat I'm kindof a hoforgoingoningeneral.
Honestly, I feellikewiththishair, itmightwalkkindof a finelinebetweenpicnicbitchandforeigngirl.
But I'm kindofintoitandit's justsoflowyandcomfortablelikenothingisconstrictingatall, whichissolovely, especiallyifyou're, like, readytofeast.
I do a littlebitofthethriftng d i y onthisone.
Originally, thestrapswere a littlebitlonger.
Thatkindofhungdownatanawkwardpointatmybody.
Thisiskindof a tragedy.
I'm high, but I endedupjustcuttingthestrapswheretheyweresittingtogether.
So I feellikethistopisrightonThemoneyreallyremindsmeofsomethingthattheysoundlikeBrandyMelvilleorUrbanOutfitters, Butobviouslyitwascheaperbecauseitwasfromthethriftstore.
But I justcutitofflikethatlittleopenknowledgebecause I'm scandalous.
Likethatshow, like 3% morecleavage, somearealwaysgetsmeinthemoodjustfor a basic T shirt.
I likethisonewascomfortable, butit's stillhavethatlittleextradetailthatmakesitlike a littlebitmorespecial.
Nextupwehavethisdress, whichmakesmesohappybecauseitremindsmeoftheexacttypeofdressthatmyMomforcedmetoweartoldforweddingswhen I was a kid.
I don't knowaboutyouguys, butthewaymyfamilyhasstructured, ifmymomhasabout, like, 100 youngercousinswhoareallgettingmarriedwhen I wasaroundtheageoflife, 7 to 11.
Soexactlytheperiodoftimethatwedding's suck.
I havesomanymemoriesinfloraldresseslikethis, justlikewaitingatthetablewaitingforthewedding, tobeover, tryingtosneaktothebathroom, toplayMarioKartonmyNintendo D s.
Butanyways, now I thinkthisdressisreallycuteandkindof a charmingvintagewayalsokindofremindsmeofwhat, likeyou'recoolonwithseveralcatswouldweartoyourwedding, andthat's honestlyall I everaspiredtobe.
Nextupwehavethecoolestfrickinpants I'veeverthriftitverystreetstyle, verymuchwhatpeoplewhoare a lotcoolerthanme, where I honestlyhavenoideawhatthesepantsaresupposedtobe.
Theyfeelkindoflikesnowboardingpants.
Butthey'renotthatlikegross, crustyese, nopantfeelingkindofjust a thickandalmostsilkyfabric, whichisreallyweird.
It's a verystrangefeeling, and I don't knowwhy I'm tryingtodescribeitwhenyouguyswillneverbeabletotouchthesepants.
I'm reallyexcitedtostallthesepansand a bunchofdifferentways.
Theyare a littlebitlongformewhenthey'reuncuffed, but I thinkitwouldlooksobadasincombinationwith, like a pairofheeledboots.
Otherthanthat, I wasalsoplanningoncuffingthem, soitgivesyoukindofaboutlikegeniepantsilhouettethatapparentlyiscool.
Now I thinktheywouldalsolooksogoodwithjust a tinycroptopbecausethesepantsarelike, sovoluminous, itkindofbalancesitout.
Honestly.
Notsureif I'm coolenoughtopulltheseoff, but I sureashell I'm gonnatryAndnowhydrationbreakwithAshley's frozenunderlengua.
Okay, timetotake a hydrationbreaklikewatertastelikeit's beenundermysweatykneecapsthisentiretime.
Allrightback, yougo.
This'llhasbeenhydrationwithformoretuneineveryday.
And I amtoo, formyapartmentisanabsolutefuckingsona.
Nextup, I gotthislittlerompernumber.
I don't knowifyouguyshaveseentheseatUrbanOutfitters.
I swearthey'vebeeninstockforlikethreeyearssofar.
I seethemcomeouteverysinglewinterandNewYear's, andthey'relike, $50.
So I wassoexcitedtofindusinthethriftstorefor, like, $6.
I'm notsureifthisislikethemostsummary, becauseitis a crushedvelvet, but I feellike I'm gonnaget a lotofwearoutofit, especiallyinthattransitionseasonwhereyou'resupposedtowearfallcolors.
Butit's stillreallyhot, atleastherein L.
A.
Becausethisisreallydoingtheleast.
Thereisnotmuchfabrichereatall.
Thebackiscompletelyopen, whichgivesyou a lovelyviewofmystressbackme.
When I sawthisinthethriftstore, I waslike, Oh, my, thisissohideous, but I justhavetotryitontoseeifit'lllookgood.
And I kindoflikehowitlooks, especiallypairedwith a simpleoutfitunderneath.
I thinkthisissuch a statementaggressivelyseventies.
But I thinkit's a reallyuniquepiece, and I feellikethat's thecoolpartaboutgoingforoftenanyway, becauseyoufindthislike, weirdshitthatyou'd neverbuyin a regularstore.
I feellike I'm a secretaryinthefifties, surroundedbymeninsuitswereexceedinglysexist.
Thebuttonsgoallthewayfromthetoptothebottom.
So I'veleft a coupleunbuttonedatthebottombecause I'm scandalouslikethat.
Andalso I feellikeleavingthatlegsplitmakesthedress a littlebitlessstuffy.
Andifitwasallbuttonedupoverall, I thinkthisissuch a classyandflatteringfitisnottootightatthewaistatall, butitstillcinchesmeinfitsmyhipsreallywellSo I wasreallyhappywiththis.
And I alwayslovesomethingaboutspendItinspiredthisdressyouguysmighthaveseenifyouwatchmyrecentguidetoresellingandaskGodtothirstingandreselling.
I knowmyownvideos.
Great.
But I thought I'd showyouguysagainbecauseapparently I'm alreadyrunningoutoforiginalcontent.
No, I reallywanttoshowyouisjustbecausethisishonestlyoneofmyfavoritelines.
Maybethisentireyear.
I thinkitissogorgeous.
It's 100% silkhasthisreallybold, kindofretrolookingfloralprint a littlewrappedaroundthewaist, which I thinkisalwayssoflattering.
Honestly, I'm soconflictedwhether I shouldresellorkeepthisbecause I know I'm justnevergonnahave a chancetowearthisinmyeverydaylife.
Like, unfortunately, thisisnotreallythetypeofthingthat I couldwearin a casualruntothegrocerystore.
But I wasthinkingmaybe I shouldsaveitforwhen I'm like a richoninherlateforties, and I'm justgonnastrolldownSunsetBoulevardorsomethingsmoking a cigaranyways.
Noideawhattodowiththis.
Noideawheretowearthis.
It's notevenlike a piecethat I coulddressdownwithConverseorsomething, cause I justlookridiculous.
Letmeknowinthecommentsbelow.
Should I sellit?
Should I keepit?
Should I justhideitinthebackofmyclosetandnevertouchitagain?
Letmeknow.
I alsopickedupthisPoloRalphLaurensilkandcottonblendofbuttonup.
Sosometimesit's nicetotake a breakwithsomethinglooseandflowy.
Speakingofreallycomfytops, I alsohavethisgiant, oversizedsweatshirt.
ItsaysBillAudioonthepack, which I'm not.
I'm honestlynotsurewhatthatis.
I googleditin.
Thetopresultwaslike a hotelinVegas, but I alsolike, isitjust a clothingbrandbecauseitsaysBellagioonthetag.
Youreallyfindoutbefore I wearitemblazonedacrossmypack, butthisisjustsuch a comfytop.
I spendsomanyhoursandsomanydaysandsomanyweekseditingvideosjustlikehuddledupinmybedroomwearingrandomoversized T shirts.
Andeventhough I liketobecomfortablewhile I'm editing, itcangetkindofdemoralizingsometimesbecause I justfeellikesuch a sadlump.
Well, you'renotwrong.
So I thoughtthatthiswouldbe a greatonetothrowonwhile I'm editing.
Ithas a littlebitmorecolor, so I feel a littlebitmorelively, and I thinkthecarisreallycute, so I won't feellike a totalpotato, whichwillbenice.
I alsogotthislittlelacytop.
I waskindofonthefenceaboutwhetherdividethisbecause I boughtthisatCouncilThriftStores, whichdoesn't have a fittingroom, anditwaskindoflike a grannytalktome, but I'm sogladthat I gotitbecauseithasthislovelywideboatneckline, whichissomethingthat I wishfromordesignerswouldcarry.
I thinkitjustsoflattering, really, reallyhighlightsyourcollarbones.
I thinkthisis a perfect, reallyfemininereallydaintytalkforjustdays.
You'refeelingkindofgirly, and I thinkitwillalsopayreallywellwith a morestructuredbottom, likesomehighwaisteddenimtokindofjuxtaposethosetextures.
Nextup, I foundthishistoricjam, whichis a T shirtfromBarackObama's 2009 inauguration.
Nowdon't gettoopoliticaloranythingonthischannel, I sayas I holdupBarackObama T shirt, but I justhadtopickthisupbecausepersonally, itreallyremindedmeof a coolandkindofholdsometimeinmywife.
I rememberinthe 2008 election, I hadmylittlegothope T shirt.
Itwasreallycoolbecauseitwasthefirstpresidentialelectionthat I waskindof a conscioushumanbeing.
I wasn't justlike a bumblingyetof a childwhodidn't understandwhatwasgoingon.
Notthat I couldreallycriticallyanalyzeatthathugewhatObama's platformwas, but I thinkitwasjustreallyexcitingto, like, feeltheenergyintheair, atleastwhere I grewup.
I feellikeasyouguyscantell, frommyvideosandmygeneraldisposition, I am a prettyliberalperson.
But I thinkespeciallyincollegesandplacesasliberalas L.
A.
It's reallyeasytosaylikeOh, we'rerightandotherpeoplearewrongorthesamethingontheconservativeside, I thinkisjustsounproductivetobehatefuloneithersideofthespectrum.
I thinkespeciallyinthisageofsocialmedia, it's soeasytoget, likestuckinthisechochamberofretweetingandfollowingandsharingopinionsfrompeoplewhoarejustexactlylikeyouand I justconfirmingthatwhatyoualreadythinkisright.
Thishasbeentheunrelatedpolitical, neveraskedformoretoname, probablyneveragainonthischannelbecausechancesareyoualreadyclickedoutofthisvideoanyway, politicalraninside, which I'm sureiswhyyouclickedonthisfund.
Summertimedrifthall.
HereisthisBarackObama T shirt.
Thisremindsmepersonallyof a cooltimeinpoliticalhistory.
Andhonestly, nothingismorecutethanparticipatinginpoliticsin a respectfulway.
Okay, honestly, I don't knowhow I'm supposedtocomebackfromthepoliticalshitthat I justlaidoutthere, butwe'regonnatry, Sothisdressisnotquite a casualsummertimedress.
Infact, I thinkthisisoneofthemostextrathingsthat I'veeverthriftID, I think $35 forthisatthethriftstore.
Soitwas a littlebitmoreofanexpensivedress, butGoddamn, itisgorgeous.
It's a spaghettistrapdresswiththisgorgeouskindoflayeredChevroneffectgoingonaroundtheboobsandthenatthebottom, itflaresoutintothismermaidsilhouette.
Honestly, thisdressisstunning.
I thinkit's something I wouldwearif I was a Bondgirl, which I wouldneverbe.
I wouldbethemostawkwardBondgirlofalltime.
Butif I everwantedtoputonthatpersonaforlike a hotsecond, thisisthedressthat I wearnext.
Wehavethisquarterorjacketeversince I driftedmyfirstquarter a jacket.
Now I alwaysmakesuretocheckthemen's section, andtheytendtohave a goodnumberofthesecorduroyblazers.
I guessitwaspopularbackintheday.
Thisoneis a littlebitbigforme.
Sopartofmeforstylingit a littlebitawkwardlyinthistryandclip, but I'm justgonnabesellingthisonmywebsite.
Hopefully, ifit's oneofyouguys a littlebitbetter.
What I likedaboutdistractedinparticularoverotherquarterryejacketsthat I'd seenisthisgorgeouscoloratsuch a warmandrichtone, anditstoodouttome a lotmorethanthatkindofdulledhandslastbrowncolorthat a lotofothercorduroyjacketsarenowfor a couplemore, actually, summaryitems I pickedupthislittletanktopremindsme a lotofthetopsthattheycarry a brandyMelville.
Honestly, I feellikeitmightactuallybefromBrandyMelville, butsomebodycaughtoffthetagbecauseitlookssosimilartome.
Just a reallysimpleredtankup.
But I likeditthatthenecklinewasstraightacrossandgivesitsomething a smidgenmoreinterestingthanthosebasicCandiesthatyouseeitlikeforever 21 for $3.
I alsopickedupthislittlebabybluetanktop.
I honestlylikethat.
It's a littlebitcheesy.
Ithasthislittlescallopdetailaroundthenecklineandthen a Rhinestonewith a bowinthecenter.
Again, I feellikethisisthetypeofstuffthatmymomwouldlikeforcedmetowearis a kid.
Butnow I thinkit's cutealsoreallylikethebabybluecolor, because I'vebeentryingtogetintopast a littlebitrecentlyandalongthesamelines.
I alsogotthislittleLaceyCanmeThisoneis a littlebitmoreof a bluetitoflooting.
I thinkit's timeformetostop.
It's a mutedbluetoneandagain, asyoumaybeabletosense a themeinthisvideothathasthatstraightacrossneckline, simplespaghettistrapsstillaboutthat I'm justreallyinto.
Lately, I alsopickedupthistop, whichissignificantlylesssummary.
But I thinkit's gonnabegreatas I transitionintofallandwinter.
I likethatfromfaraway.
Itlookslike a prettysimpleblacktop, butasyougetcloser, youcanseethesedetailsthatmakeitstandout.
Overall, I thinkthisisgonnabesuch a goodtoptwopairwithjeansandsomeblackheeledbootsoncefallrollsaround.
Andthatwasall I hadtosayaboutthat.
Okay, I'vebeentalkingaboutforwaytoolong.
I alsopickedupthisskirt, whichissoextrathisislike a statement.
Itremindmeofoneofthoseskirtsthat I like, seeonInstagramfeedsand I goandclickandseehowmuchitis.
Andit's like $348.
Thiscarisactuallyfrom C N E O Collective, whichislike a reallyexpensiveAustralianbrand.
It's a littlebitbigonme, so I'm puttingitbackintheseclips.
But I thoughtthiswassuch a uniquedesign I love.
Itiskindof a newtwiston a floral.
They'veembroideredthisrosepattern, butit's in a slightlyshinyorthreadthantherestofthefabric.
Soitjustcatchesthelightin a differentway, I thinkmakestheskirtsodimensional.
Asyouguysknow, I'm like a hofortexturesanddimensionsingeneral.
So I thought, Thisisreallyinteresting.
Here's something a littlebitbasicthat I pickedup, anditisthisdressfrom L.
A Heartsfrompackson, anditstillhasthetagonit, Sonobody's mourning.
I honestlyfeelbadforwhoeverboughtthisandthenjustdonateitimmediately.
I wasactuallyreallyexcitedtofindthosetwobecause I don't own a basicblackdress, themostbasicblackdress.
I haveitstillreallyextra.
So I thoughtthiswouldbetheperfectbaseforanoutfitif I wantedtoreallygohamwithaccessoriesorjacketsorshoesorsomethinglikethat.
Thiswilljustgivemekindof a blankcanvastoworkwith.
I alsoreallylikethisboatdetailaroundthebooth.
I feellikeit's reallyflatteringonthechest, and I likethatit's adjustable.
So, youknow, whateveryourboobsizes, it'llwork.
Nextup.
I have a couplesomeglasses, as I doineverysinglethrifthome.
Butyouguysin a linelikesuch a fiendforthese, this 1st 1 is 100% silk, obviously, because I booedyoulikethat, this 1st 1 is a littlebitdifferentthanthe 500 othersilkglassesthat I'vedriftedbecauseithasthiskindofcallit.
It's likestripesslashcheckerprint.
I'vehonestlyneverseen a printthatlookslikethisbefore, but I wasreallyattractedtoit.
Thesleevesonthistoparedoingsomethinginteresting.
Theydon't have a button.
I feellikeyou'resupposedtoattachthemtogetherwith, um, what's itcalled?
A cuff?
A cuffpin, a cufflink.
But I'm not a maleyoungprofessional, so I don't ownthose.
But I thinkit's kindofcoolhowtheyflareout.
Andthiscuffislike a bigboy, too.
He's atleastsixincheslong, whichisnotgreat.
Wecoulddobetter, butit's prettybigfor a cough.
Anyway, I thoughtthiswascool.
Kindofelevatesthebasicsilkblouse, look a littlebitnextup.
I'm gonnagothroughthisreallyquicklybecause I feellike I'vedriftedstufflikethissooftenthisone, another 100% silkblouse.
Butthistimeithas a littlecrossdetailoverthefront, a littlebitmoreof a feminineandeleganttakeontheclassicsocabuttonup.
And I thoughtthiswouldlooksoclassy, pairedwith a highwaistedskirtorsomethinginanotherlife.
If I waslike a lawyer, which I actuallywantedtobefor a goodamountoftime, inhighschool, I watchedwaytoomuchsuits, anditmademethinkthatallofficeswerejustfullofattractiveandwould e mailsandwomanwhodressedexceedinglywell.
So I wantedtobeoneofthose I wouldtake, likeanychancethat I gottodressbusinessformal.
Butlookatmenow.
I wouldliterallyshootmyselfif I hadtogointo a 9 to 5 job.
Sotimeshavechanged.
Anyways, I thoughtthiswasreallylovely, reallyelegant, andthenmylastone.
Thisisjustyourbasicsilkblousethatyou'veseenmethrift 1000 times, butit's byDolceandGabbana, So I thoughtthatwas a littlebitspecial.
And I alwaysfeelvalidatedwhen I finddesignerrandomthriftstores, anditmakesmethink I'm special.
Sotwopairofthesesunglasses.
I alsopickedupthislovelylittletweedskirt.
Unfortunately, it's a littlebitbigforme, so I amgonnabesellingit.