WERE TOTALLY BUSTED.

>> IF BY "BUSTED" YOU MEAN BROKE, YEAH, YEAH YOU WERE

NOMINATED FOR THAT, WEREN'T YOU?

>> WEIRDLY, IT DOESN'T COME WITH A CASH PRIZE FOR BEING

NOMINATED.

I FELT VERY WEIRD LIKE BEING-- YOU KNOW, JUST KIND OF LIVING

THE EXACT SAME LIFE.

AND KIND OF WEARING BORROWED CLOTHES AND PRETENDING I WAS

REAL FANCY.

AND THEN, YOU KNOW, GOING BACK TO MY APARTMENT.

WHICH THE DAY I MOVED OUT, THEY REDID IMMEDIATE-- LIKE I FOUND

OUT THEY GUTTED IT AND REDID IT, BECAUSE THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, NO,

NO ONE WOULD RENT THIS APARTMENT AS IT IS NOW."

>> Stephen: YOU COULDN'T HAVE CRASHED WITH CLOONEY?

>> I KNOW, WHAT A STINGY BASTARD.

>> Stephen: OVER ON LAKE CUOMO.

WHAT A JERK.

HERE'S THE DISTURBING THING I MENTIONED BEFOREHAND.

>> I'M GLAWD DIDN'T FORGET.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE BEEN INTERVIEWED A LOT AND YOU SAID

ON THE BOOK-- THIS IS ON PAGE 186-- YOU GOTTA GET THE BOOK--

PAGE 186 OF "SCRAPPY LITTLE NOBODY."

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO READ.

YOU SAID BEING INTERVIEWED BY PEOPLE, "EVERY SINGLE TIME I

PICTURE THEM--" MEANING THE PERSON INTERVIEWING YOU--" I

PICTURE THEM HAVING SEX.

>> I DIDN'T WRITE THAT.

>> Stephen: I DON'T MEAN TO.

IT JUST HAPPENS.

I CAN'T STOP MYSELF.

WHAT IS IT LIKE?

DO THEY HAVE THAT SAME CRAZY ENERGY?

ARE THEY LIKE, 'WOW, JANET, THIS LOVEMAKING IS SENSATIONAL.

IT'S ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT'."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW THEN--

♪ ♪ ♪ >> YEAH.

>> Stephen: NOW, THEN, MISS KENDRICK--

>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

>> Stephen: I HAVE INTERVIEWED YOU THREE TIMES.

HAVE YOU PICTURED ME-- ( LAUGHTER )

DOING ANYTHING OTHER THAN INTERVIEWING YOU DURING THOSE

TIMES?

YOU SAY EVERY SINGLE TIME.

ARE YOU LIKE IN THE BOOK OR DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL US

RIGHT NOW?

>> I WILL -- >> LOOK AT ME WHILE YOU SAY IT?

COME ON.

( LAUGHTER ) TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW.

>> YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS )

>> Stephen: FOR A MAN MY AGE.

>> IS THAT ANY CONSOLATION.

>> Stephen: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE, AND MANY TIMES WE'RE

TOGETHER WE SING TOGETHER.

>> I KNOW.

I WAS SORT OF SECRETLY HOPING WE WOULD SING.

>> Stephen: I'M A LITTLE BUSY IN A MILD PANIC ABOUT THE

ELECTION.

BUT I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO LEARN A SONG.

WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO DO SOMETHING--

>> THE SONG THEY KEEP THINKING ABOUT, BECAUSE THIS YEAR HAS

BEEN-- 2016 HAS BEEN KIND OF A BITCH, AND I KEEP THINKI THINKIN

THIS SONG-- WHICH I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW.

YOU MUST KNOW IT.

SONDHEIM "I'M STILL HERE" FROM "FOALS.

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SING IT.

>> IT'S ONE OF THOSE SONGS THAT MAKES ME FEEL EMPOWERED AND

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH IT -- >> WOULD YOU SING A LITTLE?

>> JON, DO YOU KNOW IT?

>> Jon: YEAH, I'LL TRY IT OUT AND SEE

♪ GOOD TIME "AM I IN THE RIGHT KEY.

>> Stephen: I PROMISE YOU DON'T.

I PROMISE I DON'T ♪ GOOD TIMES AND BUM TIMES

♪ I'VE SEEN THEM ALL AND, MY DEAR, I'M STILL ♪

REALLY?

>> Stephen: NO, I DON'T ♪ PLUSH VELVET SOMETIMES

SOMETIMES JUST PRETZEL AND BEER.

BUT I'M HERE ♪ I'VE RUN THE GAMUT A. TO Z.

♪ THREE CHEERS AND DAMN IT, C'EST LA VIE

♪ I GOT THROUGH ALL OF LAST YEAR AND I'M HERE

♪ LORD KNOWS AT LEAST I WAS THERE

♪ AND I'M HERE ♪ OH, I'M REALLY FEELING MY OATES

NOW.

♪ LOOK WHO'S HERE ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

♪ WE'RE STILL HERE ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: ANNA KENDRICK, EVERYBODY!

"SCRAPPY LITTLE NOBODY" IS OUT NOW!