字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント >>I WILL QUIZ MEMBERS OF THE STUDIO AUDIENCE ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED SO FAR IN THIS SHOW. >>IF THEY ANSWER RIGHT THEY GET A PRIZE. >>IF THEY ANSWER WRONG THEY HAVE TO FORFEIT THEIR SEAT TO A MORE DESERVING AUDIENCE MEMBER WAITING OUTSIDE IN THE LATE LATE SHOW BULLPEN. >>THESE PEOPLE CAME TO OUR SHOW FOR THE TAPING BUT GOT TO THE LINE TOO LATE AND WERE TURNED AWAY. >>WILL THEY GET TO SEE TODAY'S SHOW AFTER ALL. >>WE WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. HO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? WHO HAS BEEN PAYING ATTENTION. >>WAIT, THE HAYEDY IN THE BROWN. HOW COULD I MISS YOU. SHOW EVERYBODY WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN I ASKED, WHO WOULD HIKE TO PLAY? I MEAN HOW COULD YOU NOT. >>WHAT IS YOUR NAME? EURPBLG KENNA FROM WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA. >> James: YOUR NAME IS? >> I KENNA James: YOU'RE MY FIRST EVER KENNA. >>IS IT SHORT FOR SOMETHING >> I JUST KENNA. James: CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP. >>WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> I WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA. James: WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO LOS ANGELES. >>>> I MY BREAST FRIEND WORKS ON THE SHOW. >> James: WHAT DO THEY DO? >> I CHANDLER. James: I KNOW CHANDLER. I MET CHANDLER'S PARENTS THIS WEEKEND -FPL EUFRPLGT THEY'RE GREAT. >> James: THE LOVELIEST. CHANDLER GOT YOU TICKETS FOR THE SHOW. >>IT'S NOT EASY. >> SHE WOULD BE UPSET IF I LOST THE SEAT. >> James: SHE WOULD BE UPSET IF YOU CAME ALL THE WAY TO THE SHOW AND WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE EURPBLGT IT WOULD BE >> James: DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION? EURPBLGTS YOU MAKE ME WONDER. >> James: IS ANY OF YOU REGRETTING HOW BIG YOU WENT ON THE DANCE TO GET MY ATTENTION? EURPBLGT MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. >> James: ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT, KEN NA. >>HERE IS YOUR QUESTION. DURING THE GUEST CHECK IN WITH JESSE TYLER FERGUSON HE WAS HOLDING AN ITEM IN HIS HANDS. >>WHAT WAS THE ITEM? >> I OH. IT WASN'T A PHONE. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE, GLASSES James: GLASSES? >> I I AM GOING WITH GLASSES. James: LET'S FIND OUT AND SEE IF YOU'RE RIGHT. >>HE WAS HOLDING A FIDGET SPINNER. >>CHEERLY YOU WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. >>NOW ALL OF THE ATTENTION WILL BE PLACED ON YOU. >>TO BID US FAREWELL YOU WILL SING ERBG CARMEN'S HIT SONG OEU ALL BY MYSELF OEU ON THE WAY OUT. >>LIGHTS, MUSIC, AND SING. ALL BY MYSELF James: I KNOW WHAT WILL BRING ALL BY MYSELF James: I KNOW WHAT WILL BRING UP THE MOOD HR-TS BRING IN A STAND BY. >>WELCOME. TAKE A SEAT. OKAY. I WILL WARN YOU THE QUESTIONS ARE GOING TO GET TRICKIER. >>WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? LET'S GO WITH THE MAN HERE. >>I WILL COME TO YOU, I WILL COME DOWN. >>YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE CROTCH >> I THE CROTCH James: BRING IT IN. STAND UP, SIR. HOW ARE YOU? >> I GOOD. James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME. >> I'M FROM GIANI FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETS >> James: HI, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? EURPBLGS I GO TO EMERSON COLLEGE AND I'M HERE FOR A SEMESTER. >> James: WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING? EURPBLGTS FILM AND TELEVISION. >> James: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? >>>> I TALENT AGENCIES. James: YOU WANT TO BE AN AGENT. >>>> YES. HOPEFULLY. James: MY GOD. YOU'RE HERE IN LOS ANGELES STUDYING FILM AND TELEVISION -FPL WOULD YOU OF BEEN STUDYING EVERY INCH OF THE SHOW AND REALLY PAYING ATTENTION. >>OTHERWISE I WOULD PRESUME YOU'RE A TERRIBLE STUDENT. >>THAT WILL MAKE YOU A [BEEP] AGENT. >> THAT'S A FARE ASSAULTS. ASSUMPTION. James: I WILL GIVE YOU A SET UP TO A JOKE FROM OUR MONOLOGUE. >>I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE PUNCHLINE. >>THIS IS THE JOKE I TOLD HERE IN THE STUDIO A FEW MINUTES AGO. >>HERE IS THE SET UP. REPUBLICANS STARTED THE TRIAL BY REFUSING TO INTRODUCE EVIDENCE OR HEAR FROM WITNESSES WHICH IS LIKE ME THOUGH CAN A SUPER BOWL PARTY AND GOING >>>> I UMMM, CAN WE REPEAT THE QUESTION. >> James: NOT LIKE IT'S A LONG QUESTION OR ANYTHING. >>HERE IS THE SET UP. REPUBLICANS STARTED THE TRIAL BY REFUSING TO INTRODUCE EVIDENCE OR HEAR FROM WITNESSES IT'S HIKE ME THROWING A SUPER BOWL PARTY >>>> I IT WAS SOMETHING -- MY GOD WAS IT SAYING EVERYONE HAD TO GO HOME OR SOMETHING >> James: EVERYONE HAD TO GO HOME LET'S FIND OUT >> James: LIKE ME THROWING A SUPER BOWL PARTY AND THEN GOING JUST A PEW QUICK RULES NO FOOD, NO DRINKS, AND NO WATCHING FOOTBALL >> James: NOT EVEN CLOSE, EVERYBODY GO HOME YOU CHEERLY WERE NOT PAY AGO TENSION. >>NOW ALL OF THE ATTENTION WILL BE PLACED ON YOU. >>I WILL SAY AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE LIKE KENNA AND SING A SONG. >>, I'M KIDDING OF COURSE YOU DO, SING AND LEAVE >>ALL BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF, ANYMORE, ALL >>ALL BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF, ANYMORE, ALL BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE, ALL BY MYSELF >> James: LET'S BRING IN A STAND BY. >> James: OKAY WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY NEXT? ANYBODY >>> I JAMES James: DOESN'T FEEL LIKE ANYONE WANTS TO PLAY. >>PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, FINE WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? EUFRPBLGS I'>>>> I'M HAN ARE FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO HERE >> DIGITAL MEDIA MANNING, I MAY DO IT AGAIN, I AM JUST DOING TRAVELING, WENT TO PORTLAND >> James: WHERE ELSE >> BALI, INDIA James: STOP >> MOROCCO I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SAFE RIGHT NOW >> James: TIME FOR YOU, GOOD FOR YOU YOU WERE KEEN ON PAYING ATTENTION. >>WHO ARE YOU WITH TODAY >> SOLO James: YOU'RE THE GREATEST. HERE AND WATCHING THE SHOW, ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION? >>>> I THINK SO I'M NOT DISTRACTED >> James: NOBODY IS TAKING YOUR MIND OFF THE THING, YOU'RE HERE WATCHING THE SHOW WOULD YOU BE DEVASTATED TO HAVE TO GIVE UP YOUR SEAT AND WATCH FROM THE PARKING LOT >>>> HONESTLY IT'S A GREAT SHOW, I HAVE ENJOYED IT SO FAR >> James: OKAY I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR QUESTION NOW, I HOPE YOU GET IT RIGHT >>IN THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME I ASKED THE FIRST CONTESTANT IN JESSE TYLER FERGUSON'S HAND. >>WHAT WAS THAT CONTESTANT'S NAME? DON'T DO THAT >>>> I OKAY, KENNA, YOU NEVER HAD A KENNA BEFORE >> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF YOU ARE RIGHT >> James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME WHERE ARE YOU FROM >>>> I KENNA FROM WEST PALM BEACH FLORIDA >> James: YOU WIN THIS PRIZE. IT'S A GIFT CARD TO A COFFEE SHOP TO KEEP PAYING ATTENTION. >>THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, WE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE FROM THE LATE LATE SHOW.