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>>I WILL QUIZ MEMBERS OF THE STUDIO AUDIENCE ABOUT THINGS
THAT HAVE HAPPENED SO FAR IN THIS SHOW.
>>IF THEY ANSWER RIGHT THEY GET A PRIZE.
>>IF THEY ANSWER WRONG THEY HAVE TO FORFEIT THEIR SEAT TO A MORE
DESERVING AUDIENCE MEMBER WAITING OUTSIDE IN THE LATE LATE
SHOW BULLPEN.
>>THESE PEOPLE CAME TO OUR SHOW FOR THE TAPING BUT GOT TO THE
LINE TOO LATE AND WERE TURNED AWAY.
>>WILL THEY GET TO SEE TODAY'S SHOW AFTER ALL.
>>WE WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH.
HO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? WHO HAS BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.
>>WAIT, THE HAYEDY IN THE BROWN.
HOW COULD I MISS YOU.
SHOW EVERYBODY WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN I ASKED, WHO WOULD
HIKE TO PLAY? I MEAN HOW COULD YOU NOT.
>>WHAT IS YOUR NAME? EURPBLG KENNA FROM WEST PALM BEACH,
FLORIDA.
>> James: YOUR NAME IS?
>> I KENNA James: YOU'RE MY FIRST EVER
KENNA.
>>IS IT SHORT FOR SOMETHING >> I JUST KENNA.
James: CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP.
>>WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> I WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA.
James: WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO LOS ANGELES.
>>>> I MY BREAST FRIEND WORKS ON THE SHOW.
>> James: WHAT DO THEY DO?
>> I CHANDLER.
James: I KNOW CHANDLER.
I MET CHANDLER'S PARENTS THIS WEEKEND -FPL EUFRPLGT THEY'RE
GREAT.
>> James: THE LOVELIEST.
CHANDLER GOT YOU TICKETS FOR THE SHOW.
>>IT'S NOT EASY.
>> SHE WOULD BE UPSET IF I LOST THE SEAT.
>> James: SHE WOULD BE UPSET IF YOU CAME ALL THE WAY TO THE SHOW
AND WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE EURPBLGT
IT WOULD BE >> James: DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE
BEEN PAYING ATTENTION? EURPBLGTS YOU MAKE ME WONDER.
>> James: IS ANY OF YOU REGRETTING HOW BIG YOU WENT ON
THE DANCE TO GET MY ATTENTION? EURPBLGT MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.
>> James: ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT, KEN NA.
>>HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.
DURING THE GUEST CHECK IN WITH JESSE TYLER FERGUSON HE WAS
HOLDING AN ITEM IN HIS HANDS.
>>WHAT WAS THE ITEM?
>> I OH.
IT WASN'T A PHONE.
WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE, GLASSES James: GLASSES?
>> I I AM GOING WITH GLASSES.
James: LET'S FIND OUT AND SEE IF YOU'RE RIGHT.
>>HE WAS HOLDING A FIDGET SPINNER.
>>CHEERLY YOU WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
>>NOW ALL OF THE ATTENTION WILL BE PLACED ON YOU.
>>TO BID US FAREWELL YOU WILL SING ERBG CARMEN'S HIT SONG OEU
ALL BY MYSELF OEU ON THE WAY OUT.
>>LIGHTS, MUSIC, AND SING.
ALL BY MYSELF James: I KNOW WHAT WILL BRING
ALL BY MYSELF James: I KNOW WHAT WILL BRING
UP THE MOOD HR-TS BRING IN A STAND BY.
>>WELCOME.
TAKE A SEAT.
OKAY.
I WILL WARN YOU THE QUESTIONS ARE GOING TO GET TRICKIER.
>>WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? LET'S GO WITH THE MAN HERE.
>>I WILL COME TO YOU, I WILL COME DOWN.
>>YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE CROTCH >> I THE CROTCH
James: BRING IT IN.
STAND UP, SIR.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I GOOD.
James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME.
>> I'M FROM GIANI FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETS
>> James: HI, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? EURPBLGS I GO TO EMERSON
COLLEGE AND I'M HERE FOR A SEMESTER.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING?
EURPBLGTS FILM AND TELEVISION.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>>>> I TALENT AGENCIES.
James: YOU WANT TO BE AN AGENT.
>>>> YES.
HOPEFULLY.
James: MY GOD.
YOU'RE HERE IN LOS ANGELES STUDYING FILM AND TELEVISION
-FPL WOULD YOU OF BEEN STUDYING EVERY INCH OF THE SHOW AND
REALLY PAYING ATTENTION.
>>OTHERWISE I WOULD PRESUME YOU'RE A TERRIBLE STUDENT.
>>THAT WILL MAKE YOU A [BEEP]
AGENT.
>> THAT'S A FARE ASSAULTS.
ASSUMPTION.
James: I WILL GIVE YOU A SET UP TO A JOKE FROM OUR MONOLOGUE.
>>I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE PUNCHLINE.
>>THIS IS THE JOKE I TOLD HERE IN THE STUDIO A FEW MINUTES AGO.
>>HERE IS THE SET UP.
REPUBLICANS STARTED THE TRIAL BY REFUSING TO INTRODUCE
EVIDENCE OR HEAR FROM WITNESSES WHICH IS LIKE ME THOUGH CAN A
SUPER BOWL PARTY AND GOING >>>> I UMMM, CAN WE REPEAT THE
QUESTION.
>> James: NOT LIKE IT'S A LONG QUESTION OR ANYTHING.
>>HERE IS THE SET UP.
REPUBLICANS STARTED THE TRIAL BY REFUSING TO INTRODUCE
EVIDENCE OR HEAR FROM WITNESSES IT'S HIKE ME THROWING A SUPER
BOWL PARTY >>>> I IT WAS SOMETHING -- MY
GOD WAS IT SAYING EVERYONE HAD TO GO HOME OR SOMETHING
>> James: EVERYONE HAD TO GO HOME LET'S FIND OUT
>> James: LIKE ME THROWING A SUPER BOWL PARTY AND THEN GOING
JUST A PEW QUICK RULES NO FOOD, NO DRINKS, AND NO WATCHING
FOOTBALL >> James: NOT EVEN CLOSE,
EVERYBODY GO HOME YOU CHEERLY WERE NOT PAY AGO TENSION.
>>NOW ALL OF THE ATTENTION WILL BE PLACED ON YOU.
>>I WILL SAY AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE LIKE KENNA AND
SING A SONG.
>>, I'M KIDDING OF COURSE YOU DO, SING AND LEAVE
>>ALL BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF, ANYMORE, ALL
>>ALL BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF, ANYMORE, ALL
BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE, ALL BY MYSELF
>> James: LET'S BRING IN A STAND BY.
>> James: OKAY WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY NEXT? ANYBODY
>>> I JAMES
James: DOESN'T FEEL LIKE ANYONE WANTS TO PLAY.
>>PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, FINE WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
WHERE ARE YOU FROM? EUFRPBLGS I'>>>> I'M HAN ARE FROM THE SAN
FRANCISCO BAY AREA >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO HERE
>> DIGITAL MEDIA MANNING, I MAY DO IT AGAIN, I AM JUST DOING
TRAVELING, WENT TO PORTLAND >> James: WHERE ELSE
>> BALI, INDIA James: STOP
>> MOROCCO I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SAFE RIGHT NOW
>> James: TIME FOR YOU, GOOD FOR YOU YOU WERE KEEN ON PAYING
ATTENTION.
>>WHO ARE YOU WITH TODAY >> SOLO
James: YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
HERE AND WATCHING THE SHOW, ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
>>>> I THINK SO I'M NOT DISTRACTED
>> James: NOBODY IS TAKING YOUR MIND OFF THE THING, YOU'RE HERE
WATCHING THE SHOW WOULD YOU BE DEVASTATED TO HAVE TO GIVE UP
YOUR SEAT AND WATCH FROM THE PARKING LOT
>>>> HONESTLY IT'S A GREAT SHOW, I HAVE ENJOYED IT SO FAR
>> James: OKAY I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR QUESTION NOW, I HOPE
YOU GET IT RIGHT >>IN THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME I
ASKED THE FIRST CONTESTANT IN JESSE TYLER FERGUSON'S HAND.
>>WHAT WAS THAT CONTESTANT'S NAME? DON'T DO THAT
>>>> I OKAY, KENNA, YOU NEVER HAD A KENNA BEFORE
>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF YOU ARE RIGHT
>> James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>>>> I KENNA FROM WEST PALM BEACH FLORIDA
>> James: YOU WIN THIS PRIZE.
IT'S A GIFT CARD TO A COFFEE SHOP TO KEEP PAYING ATTENTION.
>>THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, WE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE FROM THE
LATE LATE SHOW.