that I want to show you.

And today only, I am going to try a new selling technique.

So-- threats.

[LAUGHTER]

So listen up.

All right.

Here's a soft pink hoodie.

Get it, or else.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

Tell me these underwear aren't cute.

I dare you.

Tell me.

I dare you.

[LAUGHTER]

And if you don't buy these adorable socks, so help me,

I will--

[LAUGHTER]

Matt, do you like the socks?

Love them!

All right.

[LAUGHTER]

It's just mic'd back there somewhere.

All right.

You can get all this stuff online or in the Ellen Shop

if you know what's good for you.