video I am sitting here in Houston Texas we got Jesus and Lipstick Nick in the

building! hi guys! today we're actually going to do a insane event at one of the

biggest Ulta's here in Texas! we're celebrating of course the Morphe Jeffree Star

brush collaboration! but we're here and you know I was just filming

with Shane the other day and we were talking about YouTube trends and certain

things and I have an idea that I want to accomplish here and I actually have

not told them yet off camera anything yet I'm just gonna

tell you what the idea is sorry it's okay so there is a bunch of trends going

around on YouTube of people that will go to the worst one-star nail salon the

worst one-star Sephora and they'll go shopping I think this is I go so we are

in in Texas we're in your hometown huh? yes we are

h-town! so I'm after the Ulta mean & greet, I am going to look up a one-star tattoo

parlor and I'm gonna go to the worst rated tattoo parlor in Texas and I'm

gonna get a tattoo and I'm gonna review it!!! OHMYGOD!!!

so if I get staph infection or yeah so we're doing so the t's what we're doing

today so me and Shane said you know there's

have been a lot of trends lately like people and even his boyfriend Ryland went

to a one-star hotel! girl, there was blood on the mirrors and cigarette burns in

the sheets so with a tattoo parlor you never know so me and Zach did some

research last night and there's a few we founded oh there's a there's two

there's two out here oh my god yeah-ha-ha will you go with me yeah and

you never know that board if it's like a really big mother

what if it's low rated as like one could artist there it again looked like it

would if they don't even want us to film so we have to like figure it out so

after the crazy meet & greet we're gonna go what it will have a little

dinner and then we'll go to venture out of the city and find the worst tattooer

in Houston!

all right comfortable many great was insane of so crazy it's raining the

humidity's nuts but I'm in about we're gonna log in to Yelp here okay type in

tattoo shop in the Houston area five started out today there's a one-star

what you found what yes oh my God look one star oh my god okay so oh my god I

can't believe is that there's a shot with one star I thought maybe like okay

two two-and-a-half is no way there's like an open shop okay

so this place let's read the first review please do not come here okay next

review I really would like to give this place zero stars but it won't let me

this place is a disgrace the smell you walk in it's freakin

horrible in all caps it smells like a dead rat yeah we're trying to overlook

the smell on let the work speak for itself however while waiting for someone

to help us we saw a nasty German Roach crawling around what makes it German I

don't know that doesn't make an insect can be from okay whatever okay that's

not good there's not really any other reviews so there's not there's not one

positive review of just photos okay

it looks small I wonder where the door is

just can't walk in it oh maybe it's a pool house and you just do like

jailhouse tattoos in the back or something oh that's that mr. GaN where's

my phone oh my god here it is pride Bay what

tattoo shop has a private account oh that's not good

Shady what about to investigate seeing their content like girl do you know her

business I wonder if this place even exists oh my

god

okay so we'll call that place in a minute but just for backup we found

another one that is pretty low on the radar this has two and a half stars but

there's over 64 reviews so let's look at the pictures that's always a good

indicator before we see the reviews okay that's decent

okay cute oh oh what the hell is that that looks like a name Cheetos flavor Oh

ladies free oh wow must be a teen with ID and a thank god

$10 tattoos

oh wow waiting waiting around okay it's a lot of piercings they look healthy

it's a little blurry huh oh boy

okay that's interesting let's go down to their views alright so this was written

in this review was written three days ago this is the most disgusting place

I've ever been to their staff is rude especially the ladies it reeks with a

nasty strong smell the place doesn't look clean at all I wouldn't recommend

it I walk straight out from that dirty hole something

Shane's closet all of Shane's clothes John says this is the worst tattoo

establishment I've ever stepped foot it I simply went in just to see it reeks of

piss and vomit and when you walk in it's dark throughout the whole place stripper

poles and makeshift bonds in the back we're good for a laugh okay this listen

I got my nose pierced here for $5.00 listen let's cuckoo-cuckoo come on right

here if you're willing to pay five dollars

for a piercing do you expect greatness the guy didn't let my sister go in the

room with me later on Facebook I read that someone really got sick after a

tattoo from that place just don't go there

hmm maybe we should do a video where I just react to Yelp reviews there's a lot

to take okay so I mean that almost died from an infected piercing what okay I'm

actually really nervous okay I gotta read this okay the first it

opens with I came in I'm gonna get D monetize the F it says the effort but

there's like Levin use in the mid name of the business

I have surgical scars and hospital bills because I stupidly went to this dirty

hood rat butcher shop oh my god ladies I almost lost a breast to mask what what

does that mean mastitis because of this place do not gamble with your body by

going here if you love yourself do better and go to a reptile shop does

this actually say what do we do I'm down okay call him

really quick Matty and it's ask how busy they are like how'd you have me walk in

it's 4:20 where's the weed oh my god what if this is my last day on earth

goodbye everyone

do we want to see how far away it is or do we not care uh we'll see how far away

it is yeah see how far away doesn't mean how

far are you willing to go to Donny so dark it's close

how far oh yeah I know the risk my health for 15 minutes good they're open

till 5:00 a.m. this is gender neutral restroom well they stopped they accepted

better all right Kym moraine

there's the book that can't answer Zack where it is stupid so sorry someone

giving so many infections out we can't take your call please try again

we're not leaving a message we're just gonna show up there okay let me go save

a silent prayer by myself in the bathroom and let's do this

hi Nicole's back alright so I found a shop for you to get a tattoo I mean me

okay it seems so here's there's some of their work Oh what is that supposed to

be that's a giraffe sweetie yeah you're not getting the clarity no

listen I've been tattooed from world we know an artist

some of the most famous hat jewelers in the world have some of the best work of

my body and I'm ready for another one I don't know if you're gonna find it I

do man so what's the plan like what are we

gonna do like where it's gonna walk in kind of pretend blog style like we're

just knew you know where's new youtubers were just fresh we're just getting

started but working no you know I am you're gonna blend in great so let's all

just go right now and just see what happens it's a good ten-minute moment

you're gonna get something either way or what's like what's gonna say yes or no

for you do if you feel like unclean is there like a big real like absolutely

not

we're in the Oberer and now we're on the way to this magical shop Nicole and a

few of our friends went ahead of us to scope it out so they're gonna text me in

a minute when they get there and we'll see how the vine is before we pull up a

little nervous

I think we're gonna have to stop with that fair

later Jeremy

let's target together yeah over here

all right Nicole is going in first don't think this isn't interesting part of

telling the barbed wire in front of us is stunning

my eyes twitching look at the guy with the robe that's so iconic

that's my Versace rope from the first Shane series she's already out of the

car oh my god roll down the window roll down the window call her why why is she

why is she already out she was there for one minute roll up the window what's

happening what do you mean okay first of all it smells like I know before you go

into a club or like after a club closes uh-huh

and it's like fabuloso or something it's really bad okay okay so then we're

waiting in the girls like major attitude and this girl in front of us is

literally signing a paper that says I refuse aftercare I do not hold

responsible for anything that has she's signing it right in front of us and the

girls telling her what to write and we're like okay and then I was like do

you guys have any openings for tattoos it's just like absolute

they were fully bucks I'm like okay so it's not until 8 p.m. I go so you do

have openings just after 8 p.m. which is like yeah I'm like okay so

weird she was not fucking with us and like it's very discussion there it's not

safe I don't feel safe but is there a big barrier I could pretend to shop or

buy a t-shirt no what do you mean he's very it's very awkward if you go you'll

see what I'm talking about it so you guys go back in with us now we're just

gonna do a lap and see how it is but if there were that rude to my friend that

we can't even support that

maybe to me do that in my ass the pimple on the collector

but yeah we are not really another right now that are all beginners

oh hi

I'm afraid

well

I know that you want to do this video but I personally don't feel comfortable

with you at all your being for making it like Pharrell Pharrell like this is not

like like funny content but like all shit aside like that place looks grimy

like I don't I don't good okay it looked a little prison in there it's just

there's annotate this sanitary it just not does like you know like I know that

you want to do this but like we just had a great alta moment it's fun like I

would much rather it's just like go to dinner and do not get like I'm dead

serious

like okay I'm done with you something crazy all the time but like the fact

that they actually truly do like and you're like oh like you're the

less I grew the average customer right so for you to get treated like that and

to come back here like that like it's like undercover like you know a new news

story where like hidden camera and you're just like look at this gala court

like for not Geoffrey start so we just walked in yeah that's unacceptable and

that's fucked up they really think we should like leave

there's a bunch of dudes over there like on the phone : said on the security call

we should be there

did you already order a carnival I did yeah it's this red one we enabling okay

sure are you going there before you see my curse

the red one red red

yep

what's up what's going on there's a bunch of fans who pulled up and we're

staring at us and on their phone in there it's not a good nice to sit

here and stay right now okay

had to make an executive call there yeah for everyone's safety here energy

feels weird like what hit us when we walked in I'm like the Energy's not hard

to breathe I call jokes aside but it's just so crazy how it's like people tune

switches so like oh my god I'm like but you were just so fucking rude to my

friend without even knowing her yeah and you didn't even know that I got the

exact instant feedback and then I go in in a sec like how do I change with

horses and i'm a coconut right now

I was so down to get something to

I honestly was I just know and also go to much kids

work on your body in your

I need you

idea that was real

alright let's go to the one star Sephora

we're pulling up to the hotel where poofs needed to air out that asbestos

from that tattoo parlor that was a lot

okay well well let's go to dinner and then we'll figure out if we're going

back okay so after talking with everyone again back in the room I decided to not

I won't be going back I don't want to give someone money that was really rude

to someone just because there's an average person like girl I was so

ridiculous that's generic term accurate you're the average member oh my god that

guy called you like a like a peasant or something wow this everyone's warped