OF COURSE DEMOCRATS ARE STILL FIGURING OUT WHO THEY PLAN TO

NOMINATE FOR PRESIDENT.

BUT THE TRUMP-PENCE CAMPAIGN IS ALREADY FOCUSED ON THE GENERAL

ELECTIONMENT AND THEY DECIDED THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO REACH

VOTERS IN SWING STATESK WAIT FOR IT, IT IS REVOLUTIONARY, A

CAMPAIGN BLIMP.

(LAUGHTER) CAN YOU-- CAN YOU IMAGINE GOING

OUT INTO YOUR YARD AND LOOKING UP AT THE SKY SEEING THE TRUMP

BLIMP AN BEING LIKE THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO SEE.

FOUR MORE YEARS.

LET'S DO IT HE'S GOING TO USE A BLIMP.

TRUMP SAID HE CAN'T PUT HIS FINGER ON IT BUT THERE IS

SOMETHING HE RELATES TO ABOUT A BIG OVERINFLATED MASS OF HOT

AIR.

NOT TO BE OUTDONE, BERNIE SANDERS HAS ILSO DECIDED TO FLY

OVER THE SWING STATES.

TAKE A LOOK.

(APPLAUSE) IN SCIENCE NEWS RESEARCHERS AT

MIT HAVE COME UP WITH A MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH.

THEY INVENTED SOMETHING CALLED A SMART DIAPER THAT WILL TEXT YOUR

PHONE WHEN YOUR BABY HAS WET ITSELF.

YEAH, GREAT IDEA.

IF THERE IS ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT PARENTING, IS YOU SHOULD

NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF YOUR PHONE.

(LAUGHTER) BUT THIS IS FLAYS, IF YOU ARE

DOING SOMETHING ON YOUR PHONE AND ARE YOU TOO BUSY TO CHANGE A

DIAPER, THE APP WILL AUTOMATICALLY TELL THE BABY NEW

PHONE WHO DIS.

I'M NOT SURE THIS IS GOING TO WORK.

I'M NOT SURE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LIKE THIS.

THERE IS NOTHING MORE DISAPPOINTING THAN BEING LIKE

OOH, I'VE GOT A TEXT.

REALLY?

I LITERAY JUST CHANGED YOU.

AND FINALLY WE'VE GOT A NEW RECORD TO TELL YOU ABOUT, A SHOP

IN IOWA RECENTLY SET A NEW WORLD RECORD BY COMPLETING 113 SPRAY

TANS IN AN HOUR. YES.

I HAVE ALWAYS SAID WHEN IT COMES TO SPRAY TANS, YOU WANT QUANTITY

OVER QUALITY.

A NEW RECORD FOR THE NUMBER OF SPRAY TANS.

ALL OTHER WORLD RECORDS PALE IN COMPARISON.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THAT WAS ME, I WROTE THAT ALL ON MY OWN.

NOW IT WAS A STUNT, IT WAS A STUNT, SO THE TANS WEREN'T

GREAT.

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO RUSH THESE THINGS, YOU REALLY DON'T.

OTHERWISE YOU COULD END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS.