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>> James: STEVE, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING ANY
COSMETIC WORK DONE?
HAS THIS EVER CROSSED YOUR MIND?
>> WHERE WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD >> James: I DON'T KNOW.
HOW COULD I IMPROVE?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I MEAN, I HAVE HAD A NUMBER OF
DENTISTS OVER THE YEARS OFFERING TO HELP ME OUT.
I ALWAYS SAY, NO, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL MY CAREER.
I NEED THESE TEETH.
>> James: UH-HUH.
THIS IS WHAT GETS ME WORK -- I THINK.
I THINK.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I -- SOMETIMES I THINK I DID LOOK INTO IT ABOUT
GETTING BRACES, LIKE, AS AN ADULT, BUT I JUST -- I JUST
THOUGHT, HAT THE HELL?
THIS IS WHO I AM.
YEAH.
>> James: WELL, I THINK YOU'VE GOT A GREAT FACE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: A GORGEOUS FACE, A GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS FACE --
ALTHOUGH, I SHOULD SAY, YOUR FACE WAS ONCE DESCRIBED AS THE
WORST TATTOO EVER.
DID YOU KNOW THIS?
>> YEAH, NOT ONLY DO I KNOW IT, I SAW THAT ONLINE ONCE.
>> James: YEAH.
I WAS JUST, LIKE, LOOKING AT SILLY NEWS STORIES AND I SAW
THIS GIRL GOT THE WORST TATTOO EVER, AND I WENT, I WONDER WHAT
THAT IS?
AND I CLICK ON IT AND IT'S ME.
IT'S A TATTOO OF ME.
>> James: THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> LET'S SEE.
THAT'S A CLASSIC.
>> James: IT REALLY IS.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET YOUR MONEY BACK?
>> NO, WHAT HAPPENED THIS, WOMAN LET HER FRIEND DO IT BECAUSE HE
WAS TRYING TO PRACTICE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY ME, YOU KNOW.
( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN SHE EVEN SAID, SHE
SAID, I DON'T EVEN LIKE STEVE BUSCEMI.
WHY DID YOU LET HIM DO IT?
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WELL, YOUR FACE HAS
CREATED -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS -- YOU ARE IN THE TOP
TEN MEMES OF ALL TIME.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TOP TEN MEMES OF ALL TIME.
( APPLAUSE ) HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS?
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> James: DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN U YOU WERE DOING THIS
ON 30 ROCK THAT IT WOULD BECOME SUCH A FAMOUS AND POPULAR MEME?
>> YOU KNOW, THAT SCENE, IT'S, LIKE, FOUR SECONDS LONG, THE
WHOLE THING, AND, NO, IT WAS, LIKE, A QUICK THING THAT WE DID,
IT WAS KIND OF LIKE A THROWAWAY.
I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, BUT I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD HAVE
THIS AMOUNT OF TRACTION.
>> James: ALL TO HAVE THE INCREDIBLE WORK AND FILMS YOU'VE
DONE AND THIS IS THE TOP TEN MEMES OF ALL TIME.
>> I LOVE IT.
>> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUEST
THIS IS EVENING?
>> YES, I DO.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO -- ( DRUM ROLL )
-- BOTH OUR GUESTS.
STEVE, IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU IN PRAGUE.
>> James: WHAT HAPPENED IN PRAGUE?
>> THAT'S WHERE WE SHOT THE "MIRACLE WORKERS."
REGGIE WAS THERE AND SHOOTING A SPECIAL AND FRED WAS THERE AND
WE HAD PIZZA.
IT WAS NICE.
>> I'M KIND OF JEALOUS.
>> James: ME, TOO.
WHILE YOU WERE DOING THAT, ME, TIM AND GUILLERMO, WE MET IN --
>> WE WERE IN -- WHERE WERE WE AGAIN, TIM?
WE WERE IN RECUVICK, AND WE HAD PASTA.
SO SCREW YOU GUYS, ESSENTIALLY.
>> SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
>> Reggie: WAY MORE FUN.
WELL, HERE'S THE BIG QUESTION -- IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN AN
AIRPLANE, HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED, HOW DID I GET IN HERE?
( LAUGHTER ) >> HAVE I EVER -- UH -- WHAT?
( LAUGHTER ) >> DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?
ARE YOU OKAY?
DO YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION?
ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU?
>> Reggie: THOSE ARE ALL CORRECT RESPONSES.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!