字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント I AM MANY THINGS. A LATE NIGHT HOST, A FASHION ICON, COY GO ON. AND I AM COMMITTED TO HELPING THE AMAZING SINGLE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE FIND THEIR MATCH. WHICH BRINGS ME TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES TO PLAY HERE ON THE SHOW, IT'S "LATE LATE LIVE TINDER." NOW, THE PERSON WE'RE SURPRISING TONIGHT DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S ABOUT TO PLAY THIS GAME AND, PERHAPS FIND TRUE LOVE. IT'S OUR WONDERFUL DIGITAL PRODUCER LEXA. LEXA, HEY LEXA, HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU OKAY? DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT YOU ARE HAD BEEN PUT FORWARD TO PLAY LATE LATE LIVE TINDER? >> NO. >> Joe: YOU GOT TO GET DOWN TO THE STAGE BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO PLAY LATE LATE LIVE TINDER. COME ON LEXA GO! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Joe: ARE YOU OKAY? >> YES. >> Joe: REALLY? >> YES. >> Joe: ARE YOU OKAY WITH PLAYING THIS? >> YES. >> Joe: WE'LL PUT A MICROPHONE ON YOU AND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY LATE LATE LIVE TINDER! COME ON BACK! >> James: WELCOME BACK. NOW, LEXA YOU'VE HAD AN ENTIRE COMMERCIAL BREAK TO THINK ABOUTYOUR ACCEPTANCE OF THIS. HOW ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW? >> NERVOUS, EXCITED. >> James: THAT IS HOW EVERY GREAT DATE STARTS. LEXA BEFORE WE BEGIN I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT LEXA. SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE RAY EVER SUNSHINE AROUND THE OFFICE. SHE IS. FULL OF ENERGY, ALWAYS SMILING. ALWAYS SMILING, ALWAYS JOYOUS, ALWAYS GREAT TO BE AROUND, HOWEVER, HIDING A VERY DARK SECRET. SHE HAS TRIED DATING HERE IN LOS ANGELES AND FOUND IT TO BE A DISAPPOINTMENT. IS IT CORRECT. >> YES. >> James: WHAT IS IT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IN A MAN? >> I GUESS THE WOW FACTOR. >> James: WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE? >> IT IS A COMBINATION OF LOOKS AND VIBE AND COMMUNICATION. >> James: THAT'S GOING TO BE GREAT, GIVEN WE'RE ONLY STARING AT THEIR FACES. LOOKS LIKE WHO'S YOUR DREAM MA'AM MAN? WHO DO YOU LIKE THE LOOK OF SO WE KNOW WHO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? >> EXACTLY, LEVI, HE'S A HOTTIE. >> James: FULL CUT BETTER ON, NOW AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, LEXA'S MOTHER IS IN THE AUDIENCE TODAY! WHAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S NAME? >> MARY. >> James: HOW ARE YOU MARY? THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. THIS IS QUITE INCREDIBLE THAT YOU ARE HERE ON THE DAY THAT WE'RE DOING THIS. IT IS RIDICULOUS, ALL RIGHT? SO IF WE CALL ON YOU MARY WILL YOU HELP US OUT? >> SURE. >> James: IT'S TIME TO PLAY LATE LATE LIVE TINDER. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: OKAY LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST CONTESTANT. OKAY. WOW! LET ME SAY YOU WERE BRILLIANT IN THE JOKER. WHAT ARE YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS ABOUT BRETT? >> I'M ALREADY NOT INTO BRETT. >> James: BRETT I LIKE A RED ON RED, I DO. YOU GOT A KIND FACE AND WHEN THAT HAIR CULT'S FINISHED I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE REAL DASH. IT FEELS LIKE SWIPING LEFT. IS IT SWIPE LEFT? GOOD-BYE, BRETT. LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: OKAY, BRYAN, POPULAR WITH THE AUDIENCE, GOOD HAIR. >> I LIKE THE HAIRCUT. >> James: I LIKE THE HAIRCUT. WHAT'S YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT BRYAN, WHAT'S YOUR INSTINCT. >> I'M WORRIED HE'S A LITTLE YOUNG. >> James: WHAT AGE ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? >> I'M 30. >> James: YOU'RE 29. HE'S DAYS YOUNGER, NOT 17, HE'S 29. AT SOME POINT, THERE WOULD BE A POINT IN THE YEAR WHERE YOU WOULD BE THE SAME AGE. >> THAT WOS BEAUTIFUL. >> James: YOU WOULD BE A BIT OLDER, HE WOULD BE YOUNGER, YOU WOULD MAKE JOKES WHEN YOU WERE 85 LIKE SLOW DOWN! BUT I DON'T THINK HE'S TOO YOUNG. HE'S GOT A MATURITY IN THE EYES. NOW I WILL SAY THIS IF YOU SWIPE HIM TO A CHAIR BUT SOMEONE ELSE COMES OUT IN THE CHAIR YOU CAN SWAP PEOPLE OUT. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BRYAN? ARE YOU SWIPING RIGHT OR SWIPE LEFT? >> FOR RIGHT NOW HE IS A SWIPER! >> James: GET ON THERE BRYAN, BOLD CHANCE! ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ YE >> James: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT MARY'S EYES LIT UP. DAVID, GREAT JACKET, SMOLDERING EYES I MEAN CHEEKBONES FOR DAYS! THIS IS WHERE WE TEST HOW SERIOUS YOU WERE ABOUT THE AGE THING! 729, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? >> WHO CARES! >> James: DAVID IS AN ABSOLUTE DISH? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS? >> I AGREE. >> James: GET OVER THERE DAVID, DON'T WORRY! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: DAVID, I LOVE THIS WHOLE LOOK! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN THE BOY BAND IN THE '90s! OH I LOVE, SORRY BRYAN BUT DAVID. ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: EVERETT. NOW EVERETT, I'M SENSING AGE RANGE IS WHERE WE WANT TO BE. >> CORRECT. >> James: IT'S WHERE WE WANT TO BE. WHAT ARE OUR FIRST THOUGHTS? >> I'M THINKING HIS LOOKS ARE PIERCING. AND GOOD AGE. >> James: REMEMBER IF YOU FILL THE SEATS CAN YOU SWAP BRYAN OUT FOR SOMEONE ELSE, OKAY? (LAUGHTER) >> James: SO IT'S TOTALLY UP TO YOU. I'M KIDDING BRYAN. YOU'RE ABSOLUTE STUD BUT YOU'RE JUST TOO YOUNG! DAVID, YOU'RE STILL AMAZING. OKAY. WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT EVERETT, ARE WE SWIPING RIGHT OR LEFT, WHAT DO WE THINK? >> FOR RIGHT NOW. >> James: CONGRATULATIONS, EVERETT. OKAY. LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (APPLAUSE) >> James: RC HAS THE LOOK OF A MAN WHO HASN'T PAID TAX IN A DECADE! IF HE WASN'T HUNG OVER HE'D LOOK GOOD! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> UH-HUH. >> James: MARY WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON RC WITH? WE'LL SEE, MARY'S SPOKEN. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? OH I'M SORRY! NICE WORK, I LIKE THAT! ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James >> DO I KNOW THIS PERSON? WHAT? WHAT? >> James: BRENDAN, I'M VERY CROSS WITH YOU. BECAUSE HAD YOU NOT WALKED OUT WITH WHATEVER THIS WAS, I WOULD BE DRINKING YOU DOWN LIKE A TALL GLASS OF WATER! NOW, WE HAVE TO ASK OURSELVES, WHETHER WE CAN GET PAST WHATEVER THAT WAS, WHETHER WE CAN GET PAST THE FACT THAT HE'S CLEARLY IN A MUMFUL AND SONS TRIBUTE BAND AND FOCUS ON WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS AN OUTRAGEOUSLY HANDSOME FACE. SO -- >> HE'S GOT VERY PROFESSIONAL EYE CONTACT THAT IS WORKING ON ME! >> James: NOW REMEMBER IF YOU'RE GOING TO SWIPE RIGHT ON BRENDAN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REPLACE EITHER EVERETT OR BRYAN. SO YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO HERE. BECAUSE I LIKE BRENDAN A LOT. >> I DO, TOO. >> James: OKAY, YOU TELL US WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO HERE. >> I THINK I'M GOING TO SWAP HIM OUT FOR EVERETT. >> James: OH EVERETT, I'LL SORRY, YOU ARE SO DELIGHTFUL. WE SAY GOOD-BYE TO EVERETT BUT WE SAY HELLO TO BRENDAN.