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IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ ♪ THANKS FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT.
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NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
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I'M SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE HEARD, I RECENTLY HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM
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OF A SCANDAL IN THE MEDIA.
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AND THERE'S BEEN SOME VERY, VERY SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS MADE AGAINST
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ME.
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AND I JUST-- I WANT TO GET AHEAD OF EVERYTHING AND ADDRESS THOSE
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RUMORS AND ASSURE YOU, MAY AUDIENCE, THAT THESE ACCUSATIONS
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ARE NOT TRUE.
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OKAY.
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I AM, OF COURSE, TALKING-- I AM OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT THE
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PEOPLE SAYING THAT I DON'T DRIVE THE CAR DURING CARPOOL KARAOKE,
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RIGHT?
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(APPLAUSE) NOW I REALLY HATE THAT I AM
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ABOUT TO SAY THIS, RIGHT.
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BUT FAKE NEWS, OKAY.
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NOW TO GET YOU CAUGHT UP TO SPEED, A FEW DAYS AGO SOMEBODY
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TWEETED THIS VIDEO.
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>> YO, IT'S THE BIEBS.
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>> CARPOOL KARAOKE.
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>> THAT IS SO FUNNY.
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>> HEY, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND JAMES CORDEN.
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>> I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD.
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(LAUGHTER) BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY RIGHT
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NOW, THAT I ALWAYS DRIVE THE CAR UNLESS WE ARE DOING SOMETHING
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WHERE WE THINK IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE.
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LIKE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE A DANCE ROUTINE OR A COSTUME
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CHANGE, YOU KNOW, OR IF I'M DRUNK, RIGHT?
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(LAUGHTER) BUT IN THE CASE OF JUSTIN BIEBER
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IT WAS A SAFETY ISSUE WHERE WE THOUGHT IT WASES WASES ABOUT BES
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TOW THE CAR, AND FRANKLY, I JUST KEPT GETTING LOST IN HIS EYES,
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OKAY.
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NOW THAT CURRENT VIDEO THAT YOU JUST SAW HAS OVER 13 MILLION
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VIEWS.
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WHICH IS MORE THAN SOME CARPOOL KARAOKES.
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RIGHT?
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I MEAN IT HAS CAUSED SOME WHAT OF A MEDIA FRENZY.
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BUG C SAID JAISMS CORDEN HAS BEEN EXPOSED.
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AOL CALLED IT DREAM-SHA THE ARING CARPOOL KARAOKE
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REVELATIONS.
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AND THE GUARDIAN WROTE THE HEADLINE, THE WORST LIE SINCE
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SANTA.
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WHY CARPOOL KARAOKE IS TV'S BIGGEST CON.
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(LAUGHTER) LOOK, I'M JUST SHOCKED THAT I
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HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT UPSET PEOPLE MORE THAN "CATS," RIGHT?
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) BUT IT IS NOT JUST-- THESE
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PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS, THEY WERE TWEETING THINGS LIKE I FOR ONE
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AM OUTRAGED.
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THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST MEN.
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(LAUGHTER) I AM DONE WITH ALL THE LIES.
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[BLEEP] Y'ALL.
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BUT THE ONE THAT HURT THE MOST WAS WHEN I GOT CALLED A [BLEEP]
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LIAR, RIGHT, AND THAT WAS BY THE TWITTER USER ASS GAZE, OKAY.
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NOW HERE'S THE THING.
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YOU KNOW, THERE ARE PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO, IN-- LIE TO THIS
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IN WORLD BUT I WOULD NEVER LIE TO ASS GAZE, OKAY.
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I SWEAR TO YOU, 95% OF THE TIME I REALLY AM ENDANGERING THE
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LIVERS OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST POP STARS, OKAY.
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BUT THIS IS A TV SHOW.
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NOT EVERYTHING IS REAL.
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OUR SHOW DOESN'T TAPE AFTER MIDNIGHT, WE TAPE AT 5 P.M. AND
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PRETEND THAT IT'S LIGHT.
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REGGIE WATTS ISN'T ACTUALLY HERE, HE'S 100% CGI, OKAY.
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(LAUGHTER) AND I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF
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EVEN MORE BAD NEWS BUT WHILE WE'RE GETTING THINGS OUT IN THE
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OPEN, I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEM TO HELP ME GET TO WORK, RIGHT?
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(LAUGHTER) OFTEN I'M AT WORK ALREADY.
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(APPLAUSE) WE'VE ALSO NEVER ONCE IN THE
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HISTORY OF DOING THAT BIT EVER USED THE CARPOOL LANE.
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THERE'S NOT EVEN A CARPOOL LANE ON MY WAY TO WORK.
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AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE ALL KNEW THIS.
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AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU WERE SO DEEP INTO THE REALITY OF CARPOOL
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KARAOKE.
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BUT IT'S TV.
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AND SOMETIMES WE DO STUFF JUST FORP THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT,
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OKAY.
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BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CARPOOL, WITH VERY RARE EXCEPTIONS FOR
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SAFETY, I'M DRIVING THE CAR.
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AND I WANT CREDIT FOR IT BECAUSE I WAS RAISED DRIVING ON A
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COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SIDE OF THE ROAD.
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(LAUGHTER) NOW LOOK, I'M GOING TO BE
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COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
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HERE SAY LIST OF EVERY CARPOOL KARAOKE WHERE I USED A TOW.
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AND THIS IS A LIST OF EVERY ONE WHERE I WAS DRIVING THE CAR,
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OKAY.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND I WANT TO SAY RIGHT NOW, TO
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YOU, OUR AUDIENCE, I AM NOTHING IF NOT A MAN OF INTEGRITY.
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WITH THAT SAID, PLEASE BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE BRAND NEW
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SEASON OF CARPOOL KARAOKE THE SERIES, STREAMING NOW
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EXCLUSIVELY ON APPLE TV.
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ENJOY THIS PREVIEW WHERE EVERYONE IS ACTUALLY DRIVING THE
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CAR.
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EXCEPT FOR THE TIMES WHEN THEY'RE NOT.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
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>> WHOA.
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>> ♪ HAWAII HOPES FOR A LIVING.
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♪ YES, MY MAN.
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>> ♪ EVERYBODY THIS IS THE
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CREATION.
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♪.
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>> WELCOME TO THE SURPRISE SINGER.
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>> TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD.
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♪ I'M GOING TO RIDE TILL I CAN'T NO MORE.
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♪.
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>> WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER.
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>> GO, WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, LET'S GO.
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♪.
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>> WHEN WILL I BE LOVED.
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♪ CAN YOU BRING HER AROUND?
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>> IT'S OVER.
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(LAUGHTER) >> IF ANY OF YOU-- R IS REVERSE.