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  • All right, tWitch, believe it or not, there's

  • someone who kissed more people on TV than you.

  • I'm talking about the Bachelor, of course.

  • He does a lot of kissing.

  • Look, they're putting the kids away

  • because we're talking about The Bachelor.

  • [LAUGH]

  • All right, so there's a lot of kissing on The Bachelor.

  • But there's some mouth action that I've noticed.

  • I don't know if you've noticed this.

  • But I was very distracted by one of the women on the show.

  • Just watch her mouth.

  • What?

  • We're going straight to the rose ceremony tonight.

  • I think that I've given you answers when you ask.

  • Yes, but then Kelsey asked.

  • You said no.

  • I never said [BLEEP] you did on the couch.

  • I didn't start the [BLEEP].

  • I heard that from someone from else.

  • From who, then?

  • If she wants to stand up and make a fool of herself,

  • you go right on ahead.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • It's like she's a trying to get broccoli out of her teeth.

  • But there was no broccoli there.

  • All right, there's a story I saw in the news

  • that I want to mention.

  • It affects someone on my staff.

  • If you've been following my show,

  • you know that Andy, my producer, has started a slow walk

  • movement.

  • If you follow him on Instagram, he is on a treadmill.

  • And he's called it Slow Walking.

  • And now he's up to-- what are you, three or four followers,

  • huh?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • It's a lot more than that.

  • All right, how many followers do you have?

  • A lot.

  • And it's an international movement.

  • OK.

  • All right.

  • I just saw this headline.

  • This says "slow walkers are more likely to age faster."

  • It's not real.

  • Well, it's fake news?

  • Yeah.

  • OK.

  • Well, I don't know.

  • Because I saw the video you posted this morning.

  • And maybe you don't see yourself the way everybody else does.

  • Good morning, slow walkers.

  • Andy Lassner here.

  • Happy Sunday.

  • You probably noticed how good my hair looks.

  • That's because I got a haircut today.

  • Yeah, well, you look great now.

  • You look really good.

  • Our hair and makeup people do a wonderful job.

  • Before we go to break, I want to thank my friends

  • at Honey Nut Cheerios for sponsoring our Valentine's Day

  • show.

  • Today, Andy Zenor is in our Honey Nut Cheerios Skybox,

  • which is filled with Cheerios--

  • [BUZZING]

  • Oh, and real honeybees are up there, also.

  • Hi, Ellen.

  • This is great.

  • Yeah, Andy.

  • Tell us about the Honey Nut Cheerios.

  • Well, Honey Nut Cheerios-- ow--

  • are delicious-- son of a-- and they believe--

  • God-- that when you do good, that your heart feels good.

  • Ow!

  • All right, well I'm glad you're feeling good, Andy.

  • And all of you are going to feel good this Valentine's Day.

  • Because you're all getting a special edition box of heart

  • shaped Honey Nut Cheerios-- oh, the bees stopped--

  • and a $150 Visa gift card, as well.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • We'll be back.

All right, tWitch, believe it or not, there's

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平均的なアンディは遅い歩行についての悪いニュースを取得し、アンディZenorはチエリオスから良いニュースを取得します。 (Average Andy Gets Bad News About Slow Walking, Andy Zenor Gets Good News from Cheerios)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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