You have to answer the first thing that comes to your mind.

Then--

[DING]

--hit the button.

But it must be an honest answer, OK?

Valentine's Day is tomorrow.

What's the most romantic thing you've done for someone.

[LAUGHTER]

I-- I--

[DING]

No, after, after.

I don't have any?

Is that a problem?

Yes.

Oh.

What's the most romantic thing you've done for someone?

You do sky writers and stuff.

I can't compete.

Whenever Portia has to go out of town, and I'm not with her,

I surprise her.

And I call the hotel.

And I set it up.

And they put a huge heart-shaped thing of rose petals

on her bed.

So when she walks into the room, the whole bed

is covered with a heart-shaped rose petal.

Ellen, you're a kabillionaire!

You can do these things!

[LAUGHTER]

That doesn't-- you don't have to be a kabillionaire to--

I know to be thoughtful, ugh!

[LAUGHTER]

What is the scariest thing that you've ever done?

[DING]

Danced on a bar--

After!

[DING]

[LAUGHTER]

After.

I see.

All right.

Cause you don't have to ring in?

You're the only one playing.

[LAUGHTER]

It makes me think of Jeopardy.

And if-- you've got to--

it right away.

It's just like Jeopardy.

All right.

It's not at all like Jeopardy.

No.

[LAUGHTER]

What's your favorite thing to do alone?

Read.

[DING]

Sorry.

It's true.

What's your favorite--

I got hissed.

What?

I got hissed for reading, I think.

No, they didn't hiss you.

Oh.

Oh, OK.

No, there's just some snakes we keep over there.

What's your favorite body part on the opposite sex?

Butt.

[LAUGHTER]

Butt.

[LAUGHTER]

That sounds like you really like it.

I like it.

If you're flipping through the channels

and you see yourself on TV, will you watch?

Never.

[DING]

What three items would you take with you on a deserted island?

A notebook, a pen, and some tequila.

[LAUGHTER]

[DING]

Tequila!

[APPLAUSE]

What's the best thing that's happened to you this week

so far?

Being here.

I've missed you.

I've missed you, too.

[DING]

[LAUGHTER]

Who was the last celebrity that you got star struck over?

I met Daniel Craig backstage at the Golden Globes.

And I said something.

And he laughed.

And he was like, hahaha!

And I was like, oh, I know, funny, right?

[LAUGHTER]

He was so cute and nice.

He is nice.

He's cute.

[DING]

What is a fashion trend you don't understand?

I don't understand so much of jeans that's happening.

They're wide, and they're cropped,

and they're high waisted?

That's not helpful to anybody.

[LAUGHTER]

I agree.

[APPLAUSE]

Right?

Wide, cropped.

All right.

What do you lie most about?

I just went to the doctor.

I am 5'9".

I've been 5'9" my whole life.

The doctor said I am not 5'9".

I'm 5'8".

So I have been lying my whole life about being 5'9".

I just didn't know.

I'm really mad about it.

5'9" is so much cooler, isn't it?

[DINGING]

No!

Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist airs Sundays at 9:00 on NBC.

Watch it.

She sings.

And she's on a bar.

And she dances.

We'll be back.