(audience laughing)

- Medical File of Alex Trebek for 1,200.

- [Alex] Running after a thief down a hotel hallway,

I blew out this body part named for the son of a nymph.

Nick. - What is an Achilles tendon?

- [Alex] That's what I blew out.

- Uh, Trebek, 1,600.

- [Alex] Many suffer lower back pain

and like me may opt for this procedure

that joins vertebrae together.

Nick. - What is a fusion?

- Good. - 2,000 Trebek.

- [Alex] I'm fine now, but slipping and hitting my head

led to blood on the brain,

a subdural one of these swellings.

Nick. - What is a hemorrhage?

- No, Dave. - What is a hematoma?

- [Alex] That's the word.

- Medical file 400.

- [Alex] When I was five years old,

I had these infection fighters removed

and was promised all the ice cream I could eat.

(audience laughing)

I'm still waiting.

Nick. - What are your tonsils?

- [Alex] Correct.

- Medical file for 800.

- I'm not one of the writers,

but sure enough developed this wrist condition

due to pressure on the median nerve.

Staci. - What is carpal tunnel?

- Yep, I've had everything, haven't I, yeah?

(audience laughing)

I'm not well.