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  • The coronavirus has quickly turned

  • from a regional concern in China to an international sensation.

  • And now that it's spread

  • to six continents and 52 countries,

  • drastic action is being taken around the globe.

  • The spread of the coronavirus continues to have

  • a serious impact around the globe.

  • In South Korea, officials announce that joint drills

  • with the United States military will be postponed indefinitely.

  • NEWSWOMAN: Saudi Arabia has temporarily suspended entry

  • into the country to people who wish to complete pilgrimage

  • to Mecca amid fears over the virus.

  • NEWSMAN: At a hotel in Spain's Canary Islands,

  • the doors are chained shut, and nearly 1,000 tourists there

  • have been ordered to stay in their rooms.

  • NEWSWOMAN 2: Japan shutting down

  • all elementary, middle and high schools

  • from now until late March

  • in hopes of controlling the outbreak.

  • That's right. Japan has canceled school for a month.

  • Quick, America, now's your chance

  • to catch up in math. Come on!

  • Everybody, learn the quadratic equation

  • as fast as you can. Come on, do it!

  • And as for Saudi Arabia,

  • you realize this is a big deal, right?

  • Canceling people's pilgrimage to Mecca. That's huge.

  • And they didn't stop there. In an even more drastic move,

  • Saudi Arabia said that women aren't allowed

  • to leave their homes starting 80 years ago.

  • But it doesn't matter where you are in the world.

  • From China and Spain to Saudi Arabia and Japan,

  • the coronavirus is going after everybody,

  • which is really scary but also really woke.

  • Yeah. I mean, you don't think about it,

  • but the coronavirus is more diverse than the Oscars.

  • Everyone gets a chance.

  • And now, luckily, here in the U.S.,

  • the reported cases of coronavirus

  • are still very low.

  • And yesterday, President Trump announced

  • that he'd be putting Vice President Mike Pence

  • in charge of fighting the disease.

  • I know, it seems ludicrous.

  • But maybe the plan

  • is to just have Mike Pence bore the virus to death.

  • Just be like, "And my second favorite book of the Bible

  • "would have to be Leviticus.

  • I-I always think..."

  • And the coronavirus is like, "I'm going back to China."

  • (laughter)

  • But while most people in the U.S.

  • have avoided the virus, there has, unfortunately,

  • been one major victim very close to Trump's heart:

  • the stock market.

  • NEWSMAN: Breaking news out of Wall Street.

  • For the fourth day, stocks are plunging.

  • And again, it's over the coronavirus.

  • It is down 1,195 points right now,

  • and this is now the worst week for the market since 2008,

  • the height of the Great Recession.

  • So, interesting dichotomy

  • setting up in the market right now.

  • The "stay at home" stocks

  • versus the "go outside" stocks.

  • You've got names like Peloton, Netflix,

  • all outperforming.

  • And then the "go out" stocks,

  • the restaurants, the Ubers, are all getting hit.

  • People are not gonna go out

  • if and when coronavirus comes here.

  • Yes, the stock market is tanking right now

  • except for stocks like Peloton and Netflix

  • because those companies win when people don't leave their houses.

  • Yeah. But I still think these companies

  • need to innovate to keep up with the virus, you know?

  • Like, usually, if you've been binging

  • Love Is Blind for ten hours,

  • a screen pops up and asks, "Are you still watching?"

  • Yeah, but going forward, it should probably say,

  • "Are you still alive?"

  • And the answer is probably no,

  • because Cameron and Lauren's romance destroyed me!

  • (laughter)

  • And honestly, I-I get why Netflix would be popular,

  • but I don't get why Peloton is blowing up.

  • Like, there's no point in exercising

  • during the apocalypse.

  • Yeah, because when you finally go outside,

  • you have a six-pack, but there's no one there to appreciate it.

  • You're just like, "Is anyone out there?

  • "Is anyone there? Look!

  • My stomach is divided into sections now."

  • (laughter)

  • So, yes, Peloton, Netflix and stay-at-home companies

  • are #winning thanks to the coronavirus.

  • But because many people don't want to stay at home,

  • there's another industry that's also taking off.

  • The coronavirus emergency,

  • we're seeing a rush to buy those face masks.

  • REPORTER: Stores and websites sold out.

  • ABC news gaining exclusive access

  • inside this 3M factory in South Dakota,

  • where they're working around the clock to meet demand.

  • Amazon even reportedly warning third-party retailers

  • that are taking advantage of this mask hysteria,

  • raising prices by more than 400%.

  • That's right.

  • So many people are going out and buying masks

  • that stores have completely run out,

  • and people who have the masks are charging a fortune.

  • Yeah. That's why I did the next best thing

  • and I just bought a DVD of The Mask. Yeah.

  • You just hold it right here in front of your face,

  • and no one will bother you,

  • because you look like a crazy person.

  • Keeps you healthy, and it's a good movie.

  • So that's the latest with the coronavirus.

  • It's hurting the economy,

  • nations around the world are on high alert,

  • and everyone is on edge.

  • And I get it. I really get it.

  • I mean, right now, some of you in the studio audience,

  • you're probably nervous that you don't have a mask of your own.

  • Well, don't worry, my friends.

  • I've got you covered.

  • -If you feel under your seats, -(light whooping)

  • I've put the coronavirus down there.

  • (laughter)

  • So now you don't have to worry about having a mask,

  • because you're already infected.

  • All right, that's time for an ad break.

  • 98% of us will be right back.

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