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  • Heeey!

  • DANIEL: Safety first!

  • ALEX: Oh, no, I've knocked off the camera.

  • Let me introduce the boys, we've got D Studger D, Clyney in the back...

  • D Studger D, Felicia and Juanita though. Don't forget them two.

  • Carry on though.

  • HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

  • RECORDING OF STURRIDGE RAPPING PLAYS

  • Ey!

  • I'll carry us then.

  • Do you think we can make it as a group?

  • - All work is what?! - Easy work!

  • Point to the easy work then!

  • What happens in Carpool stays in Carpool, baby.

  • I don't even know how to get from Anfield to Melwood, I won't lie.

  • I'mma keep it funky though, obviously you've just signed for the club and whatnot.

  • The man's just freestyling.

  • End of the day, you've just signed for the club, people want to get to know you, innit?

  • The fans need to know. ALEX: What do you wanna know?

  • I want you to call someone so I can ask them a few questions if possible.

  • RINGING TONE

  • Calling Justin, my barber.

  • I don't know what we're gonna say to him.

  • Oi, listen, Just', I'm gonna let Studge interview you now, he's gonna ask a couple questions.

  • Yeah, what's going on, bro?

  • So obviously you've cut Ox's hair many times.

  • Has he got any, like, weird traits in the chair?

  • What you trying to get at here?

  • I'm trying to find out information, the fans wanna know.

  • OK, I see you.

  • You got half-hearted with the Afro pick.

  • When the Afro pick used to come out, bro,

  • and you know your mum used to say, "Hold your head still",

  • but you didn't want to hold it still, because you knew...

  • Oh, the tears.

  • I haven't really got that kind of hair, boys, you lot can relate, mine's a little looser.

  • What about you, bruv?

  • - Mine's soft. - Soft and free.

  • My hair's looking wavy right now.

  • If you wanna get your surfboard out, you might be able to catch a few waves!

  • It's a tsunami up on my head right now!

  • DANIEL: Bro, much love!

  • I'll see you soon, bro. All right, man.

  • By the sounds of things, you're a little bit of an untrustworthy guy with your barber.

  • I thought you're supposed to have faith in him, you don't even trust him with the Afro pick.

  • What's up with that?

  • I'm picky when it comes to the Afro pick, what can I say?

  • Fair play. Who in the car has the most annoying habit?

  • You're probably gonna say me when I beat you at pool.

  • Not a habit though, cos it don't happen like that.

  • It happens all the time, so obviously!

  • - You got a habit. - Why have I got a habit?

  • You got something to say about me or what?

  • No, no, no, it's an obvious one, you always come out last, innit?

  • I don't always come out last in the dressing room.

  • No, on a matchday, on a matchday.

  • You come out last on a matchday, Clyney?

  • - Yeah, on a matchday.

  • ALEX: Why would that annoy you?

  • You ain't got nothing annoying, I'm just coming with habits now.

  • - Studge has got a habit. - What's my habit?

  • Every ten minutes you've gotta spray yourself.

  • It's either the spray or it's the herbal tea.

  • - The flask with the herbal tea. - Maté?

  • - I don't know what it is. - Goes down a treat, mate.

  • I thought it was green tea.

  • - What's you guys' middle name? - That might have to stay undisclosed.

  • Nah, man. Hey, what happens in Carpool stays in Carpool, baby.

  • Mine... Oh, you know what...

  • Mine's Andre. I'm throwing it out there, mine's Andre.

  • Is it Andre or is it Arn-dre?

  • Arn-dre. Arn-dre , baby.

  • Mine's Dave.

  • ALEX: Dave.

  • I'm Mark David, I've got two.

  • Why are they trying to, like, add two names though?

  • Complicating things.

  • NATHANIEL: Mine's a pass.

  • DANIEL: No, what's your middle name, Clyney?

  • No, my middle name is Edwin.

  • HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

  • ALEX: We got Van der Sar in the back! Edwin! Woooo!

  • ALEX: Nathaniel Edwin Clyne? Oh, my God.

  • I don't know what my dad was on, but yeah.

  • Who's the most intelligent in the car?

  • I'm taking that one.

  • Who's the worst dressed?

  • ALEX: Today it's Joe.

  • I'm casual, all you guys are trying.

  • Come in here looking like one of those London mandem.

  • I come from the roots, bro, come on. You guys come in your designer...

  • Tracksuit mafia and all that.

  • - Every day. - I see you.

  • You're not happy with that, are you?

  • Bro, I just got caught slipping.

  • Obviously they're saying, "Who's the best looking?"

  • But we're all gonna say we're decent-looking lads.

  • End of the day we all get chicks, we've all got missuses.

  • Me, Ox and Joe all got a missus, Clyney's out here free and single,

  • if any ladies out there wanna, you know...

  • LAUGHTER

  • If any ladies out there wanna take Clyney on a date, know what I'm saying?

  • It's no longer Clyney, it's Edwin.

  • DM him, whatever you wanna do.

  • ALEX: Slide in Edwin's DMs.

  • DANIEL SINGS: ♫ It goes down in the DMs... ♫

  • What's the app, Clyney?

  • I don't have no apps.

  • All eyes, yeah, I see 'em

  • All eyes, yeah, I see 'em, ey

  • DEEP VOICE: ♫ It goes down in the DMs

  • It go down, it go down...

  • It go, it go...down. ♫

  • I've been told to pass this over to you, guys.

  • NATHANIEL: I'm up, I'm up.

  • Yes, Edwin, what you got?

  • - I've got to pass this forward to Studge. - Eddie.

  • ALEX: I haven't played a CD in here, I won't lie.

  • Oh, you gotta sing though.

  • ON CD: ♫ Done sayin' I'm done playin'

  • DANIEL JOINS IN: ♫ Last time was on the outro

  • Stuck in the house, need to get out more

  • ♫ I've been stackin' up like I'm fundraising

  • Most people in my position get complacent

  • Hey...

  • ON CD: ♫ I'm quiet with it, I just ride with it

  • Moment I stop having fun with it, I'll be done with it... ♫

  • LAUGHTER

  • That was Daniel during last year's Hip Hop Quiz.

  • Now it's time to see what the rest of the car has got.

  • I can drop a beat.

  • You just let me know which song it is and I can drop the beat to the song.

  • ALEX: JLS vibes, JLS vibes.

  • Stop with all that foolishness, man. Come with Jodeci or something.

  • What's the biggest tune right now that you'd say we all know?

  • These guys are moving stiff back there, this is not...

  • Bro, come with a song.

  • You heard me! That was too much.

  • Mario, You Should Let Me Love You.

  • THEY HUM BEAT AND CLAP ALONG

  • ALEX, LAUGHING: Not even hesitation!

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah

  • Mmm-uh, mmm-yeah

  • Mmmm

  • Yeah-yeah

  • De-de, de-de-de-de

  • Baby, I just don't get it

  • Do you enjoy being hurt?

  • ♫ I know you smelled the perfume... ♫

  • DANIEL: Can't smell his feet!

  • ♫ ..on his shirt

  • You don't believe his stories

  • You know that they're all lies... ♫

  • He's a liar!

  • Bad as you are, you stick around and I just don't know why

  • If I was your man... ♫

  • ALEX: What, Clyney?

  • Never worry 'bout what I do

  • ♫ I'd be coming home back to you

  • Every night, doin' you right

  • You the type of woman... ♫

  • I don't know the rest.

  • Baby, you're a star, I just want to show you you are

  • You should let me love you

  • Let me be the one to

  • Give you everything... ♫

  • Ooh, Joe!

  • Oh, I'll carry us then.

  • Good love and protect-i-i-i-on

  • JOE: ♫ Make me your selection... ♫

  • Woo!

  • Got a couple people viewing in on the action.

  • They know what time it is, it's like X Factor or something in the car.

  • You like what you see? Do you think we can make it as a group?

  • I just hope James Corden sees it and realises.

  • James Corden ain't