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  • TOMORROW THE DEMOCRATS ARE HOLDING ANOTHER DEBATE, THIS ONE

  • IN MY HOME STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA.

  • ( CHEERING ) "THE LATE SHOW" WILL BE LIVE

  • AFTER THE DEBATE, BEFORE THEY'VE EVEN SWEPT UP ALL THE

  • BILLIONAIRE TEETH.

  • BECAUSE IF THE LAST DEBATE IS ANY INDICATION, THIS THING IS

  • GOING TO BE A DONNYBROOK.

  • THE REIGNING QUEEN OF PAIN IS MASSACHUSETTS SENATOR AND SCHOOL

  • PRINCIPAL ON KARAOKE NIGHT, ELIZABETH WARREN.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AFTER NEW HAMPSHIRE AND IOWA,

  • PUNDITS WERE READY TO BURY WARREN, IN FACT, IN A RECENT

  • NBC, "WALL STREET JOURNAL" POLL WARREN WASN'T INCLUDED IN THE

  • QUESTION ABOUT GENERAL ELECTION MATCH-UPS.

  • IT'S THE BIGGEST MEDIA SNUB SINCE THE "NEW YORK TIMES"

  • REPORTED "BUZZ ALDRIN AND FRIEND LAND ON MOON."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT AFTER HER PERFORMANCE IN THE

  • NEVADA DEBATE, WARREN'S BACK ON THE MAP THANKS TO HER HAMMERING

  • OF FORMER NEW YORK CITY MAYOR MICHAEL BLOOMBERG.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BLOOMBERG HAD NOT PARTICIPATED

  • IN ANY OF THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATES.

  • AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WARREN HIT HIM WITH THE BAT.

  • >> I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT WHO WE'RE RUNNING AGAINST.

  • A BILLIONAIRE WHO CALLS WOMEN FAT BROADS AND HORSE-FACED

  • LESBIANS AND NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT

  • DONALD TRUMP, I'M TALKING ABOUT MAYOR BLOOMBERG.

  • ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Stephen: OH, THAT'S GOT TO

  • STING.

  • THOUGH, WE DID KNOW YOU WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP

  • BECAUSE YOU SAID "BILLIONAIRE."

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )

  • WARREN WAS QUOTING A BOOK PRODUCED BY BLOOMBERG'S

  • EMPLOYEES ON HIS 48TH BIRTHDAY-- SO RIGHT AFTER THE INVENTION OF

  • THE PRINTING PRESS.

  • IT'S CALLED "THE PORTABLE BLOOMBERG."

  • WHICH COINCIDENTALLY WAS HIS NICKNAME IN COLLEGE.

  • "COME ON, MIKE, HOP INTO MY POCKET.

  • WE'RE GOING FOR BEERS."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HE'S A SMALL MAN.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BLOOMBERG DISMISSED THE QUOTES

  • IN THE BOOK AS "BORSCHT BELT JOKES."

  • CLASSIC BORSCHT BELT HUMOR.

  • YOU KNOW THE OLD JOKE: TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE.

  • SHE'S A HORSEFACED LESBIAN!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THEN WARREN TOOK BLOOMBERG TO

  • THE MAT FOR HIS TREATMENT OF WOMEN IN HIS COMPANY:

  • >> HE HAS GOTTEN SOME NUMBER OF WOMEN-- DOZENS, WHO KNOWS--

  • TO SIGN NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS BOTH FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND

  • GENDER DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE.

  • SO, MR. MAYOR, ARE YOU WILLING TO RELEASE ALL OF THOSE WOMEN

  • FROM THOSE NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS?

  • >> WE HAVE A VERY FEW NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS--

  • >> HOW MANY IS THAT?

  • >> LET ME FINISH.

  • >> HOW MANY IS THAT?

  • >> NONE OF THEM ACCUSE ME OF DOING ANYTHING OTHER THAN MAYBE

  • THEY DIDN'T LIKE A JOKE I TOLD.

  • >> STEPHEN: YEAH, HE WAS JUST JOKING.

  • NOT HIS FAULT THAT THEY DIDN'T GET HIS BORSCHT BELT HUMOR.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) EVERY COMEDIAN KNOWS YOU HAVE TO

  • GET NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS WHEN PEOPLE ARE HEARING YOUR

  • JOKES.

  • EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE, LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS.

  • YOU'LL FIND AN N.D.A. TAPED UNDERNEATH.

  • AND PEOPLE AT HOME, GO TO COLBERTLATESHOW.COM/NDA, PRINT

  • IT AND SIGN IT.

  • OTHERWISE, TURN OFF THE TV.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) DO NOT TURN OFF THE TV.

  • BUT ONE PERSON THOUGHT BLOOMBERG'S DEBATE PERFORMANCE

  • HAD REAL POTENTIAL: AND BY PERSON, I MEAN HIS CAMPAIGN

  • BECAUSE THEY RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING "IT TOOK HIM

  • JUST 45 MINUTES IN HIS FIRST DEBATE IN TEN YEARS TO GET HIS

  • LEGS ON THE STAGE."

  • YEAH, IT TOOK HIM 45 MINUTES TO GET HIS LEGS BECAUSE IN THE

  • FIRST FIVE MINUTES, WARREN HAD TORN HIM LIMB FROM LIMB.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) AND SHE WAS NOT DONE WITH HIM.

  • HERE'S WHAT WARREN SAID SATURDAY:

  • >> I WANT TO TALK SPECIFICALLY FOR JUST A MINUTE AT THE TOP

  • ABOUT A THREAT THAT IS COMING OUR WAY, AND IT'S A BIG THREAT.

  • NOT A TALL ONE, BUT A BIG ONE.

  • MICHAEL BLOOMBERG.

  • ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) ( PIANO RIFF )

  • >> Stephen: WOW!

  • WOW!

  • WARREN IS FOLLOWING THE WORDS OF MICHELLE OBAMA: WHEN THEY GO

  • LOW, WE ALSO GO LOW, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE MIKE BLOOMBERG IS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AFTER HER DEBATE PERFORMANCE,

  • WARREN'S CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCED THEY HAD RAISED MORE THAN $2.8

  • MILLION IN ONE DAY.

  • WOW, YOU GOTTA THINK SHE GOING TO HIT HIM AGAIN TOMORROW

  • BECAUSE HE'S CLEARLY A PINATA FULL OF MONEY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

TOMORROW THE DEMOCRATS ARE HOLDING ANOTHER DEBATE, THIS ONE

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エリザベス・ウォーレンのキャンペーンは、ネバダ州の討論会でブルームバーグを倒した後に再活性化しました。 (Elizabeth Warren's Campaign Reenergized After Her Epic Takedown Of Bloomberg At Nevada Debate)

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