YAY!

MIDGET APPLE: [PANTING] Wait up guys! I'm coming!

Once again, I was not invited.

[CHATTERING]

-[ALL LAUGHING] -Oh, that's gross.

Well I just don't get what's so scary about a movie about some clown who knows about computers.

The last time dude, the movie is called, "It,"

not I.T.

[LAUGHING]

Well I don't about this you guys, clowns are like near the top on my list of scary things.

Yay! I love clowns!

PEAR: Well, you're in luck Marshmallow. I think this movie is gonna be right up your ally.

LITTLE APPLE: Oh, man...

PEAR: You wear a diaper this time, Little Apple?

MIDGET APPLE: Sure did! Learned my lesson last time in a major way.

ALL: Eww...

BILL: There you go. She's already, captain.

GEORGIE: Thanks, Billy.

MIDGET APPLE: In case you're wondering, I'm not even scared.

PEAR: That's good, because nothing scary's even happened, yet.

ORANGE: Hey, what's this "a-boat"?

-[ALL GROAN] -[LAUGHING]

PEAR: Please don't.

ORANGE: [SINGING] Row row row your boat, gently down the gutter

Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a--

[THUD]

-PEAR: Oh! -[ALL LAUGHING]

PEAR: You guys, come on!

MIDGET APPLE: I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it!

ORANGE: Let's see it in rewind!

-PEAR: Dude, no! Stop!

[THUD]

-Oh! -[ALL LAUGHING]

-PEAR: Okay. -[THUD]

[ALL LAUGHING AGAIN]

PEAR: Oh, har-har, we get it, the kid hit his head. Can we move on?

MIDGET APPLE: Wait, Pear, maybe he won't hit his head this time.

-[THUD] -ORANGE AND MIDGET APPLE: Nope.

-[BOTH LAUGHING] -PEAR: Okay we get it! That was the last time! Got it?

ORANGE: We'll see.

[PEAR GROANS]

No!

MIDGET APPLE: Oh. Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!

GEORGIE: No!

What do you think it's down there?

ORANGE: Probably the kid's boat. Weren't you watching? [LAUGHS]

Oh, I'm in it too.

PEAR: Don't do it.

[FARTING]

-[MIDGET APPLE LAUGHS] -PEAR: [GROANS] You ruined the part where the scary clown pops up!

ORANGE: I'm sorry, I'm gassy.

MIDGET APPLE: Is it just me, or does the clown look a lot like Orange?

No? Okay.

BEN: Derry's not like any town I've ever been before.

MIDGET APPLE: Is there actually a town called "Derry"?

ORANGE: I don't know, but if there is, they're probably having a cow over this "moo-vie".

-[LAUGHING] -[PEAR GROANS HARDER]

Double pun, sucker! [LAUGHING]

BEN: Way, way worse.

MARSHMALLOW: Yay! I love balloons!

ORANGE: And I love fast-fowarding through really boring parts.

-WHOO-HOO! -PEAR: Orange, knock it off! You're blowing through all the good stuff!

ORANGE: Okay, I'll stop "clowning" around.

-[LAUGHING] -[PEAR AND MIDGET APPLE GROAN]

Look. It's all connected by the sewers.

That's where It lives.

MIDGET APPLE: Oh, this music is making it so scary. Why am I scared of this blind projector?

ORANGE: Ooh, I remember that trip to Splash Mountain. We had a lot of fun!

PEAR: What are you talking about, Orange? You're not in this movie.

ORANGE: [EERILY] Are you sure about that?

PEAR: Um, yeah?

-MIDGET APPLE: That's going on? -PEAR: I don't know, dude!

-[MIDGET APPLE WHIMPERS] -MARSHMALLOW: Yay! Orange is a movie star!

MIDGET APPLE: Um, what? -ORANGE: Yeah, it was such a windy day that day.

It was getting all in my face.

MIDGET APPLE: I have so many questions right now.

PEAR: Yeah. Questions like, oh, WHAT are you doing in this movie?

MIDGET APPLE: Yeah, ARE you playing a trick on us?

MARSHMALLOW: And that YOU made the clown, because I'm still waiting to see him. Yay!

-ORANGE: [LAUGHING] I did meet him. He was really nice.

Bill, if you'll come with me, you'll float, too.

PEAR AND MIDGET APPLE: Umm...

Georgie.

[GIGGLING] You'll float, too. You'll float, too!

-[GASPING] -You'll float, too!

YOU'LL FLOAT, TOO!!!

ORANGE: I could really go for a root beer float, now.

[SCREAMS IN HORROR]

PEAR: Alright, that IS you!

ORANGE: Okay, okay the secret's out. They asked me to play the clown and I said, "yes."

MIDGET APPLE: No, they did not!

ORANGE: [LAUGHS] April Fools!

PEAR: That was like last week dude!

[ORANGE LAUGHS]

PEAR: I don't know who let you re-edit the trailer, but you totally ruined it!

ORANGE: That's not true, you haven't seen the best part yet.

[THUD]

-[PEAR GRUNTS] -MIDGET APPLE: Ooh!

-[ALL LAUGHING] -PEAR: You guys!

Captions by Ryland Barnes

[ORANGE LAUGHING] Knife!