uhh

これは違うんだ

It is not what it looks like

浮気してたでしょ

well, it looks like your cheating...

そのマフィン腹と

with little miss muffin top

ちょっとやめてよ

you did not just call me fat!

あんたの倍はあるわ

I am twice the woman you'll ever be!

そうね

hah...literally

重すぎて体重計壊れそう

he wants someone who's easy on the eyes

カップサイズの話ですけど？

honey please, it's all about the cup size...

私のよ！

he's mine!

私の！

no, mine!

待って待って

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

こうしよう

I think I've got it

二人合わせて…

how do you two feel about...

キャロットカップケーキは？

carrot cupcakes?

あなた最低

uh huh...

安いお菓子じゃないの

You are disgusting!

行きましょ

yeah! what kind of cheap food do you think we are?

男ってほんとブタ

let's get out of here

men are such pigs!