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何これ…なんでこんなっ…えっ？

this episode

顔がピンク！

ponponpon

キモっ！

What?

キャッチーね笑

What the...? Why is there a-? What?

クラブで踊ってる

Pink face

何でこうもデタラメな物が？

creepy

一体全体俺は何を見てるんだ！？

[laughing]

あの窓…見てみろよ！

Catchy [laugh]

ワケわかんない

Dance in the club

何コレ！？

Why is there just random stuff?

目が離せない…

What in the world am I watching?

全く理解できない

[laughing]

どこ見ればいいの…

Ewww

ヘンなの～

Her window... Look at her window.

でもカッコイイわね

It confuses me.

「PONPON」…？何て言ってんだ？

Ewww

「PONPON」…

What the heck!

こいつの言語を教えてほしいね

I can't look away.

じゃなきゃ理解できない

I can't understand this at all.

デタラメだよ

I like don't know where to look.

超超超超超超デタラメ

That's like weird.

「California Gurls」のMVをレディ･ガガが味付けして

But cool. I like it.

K-POPでブチ壊して

Uhhh

全部混ぜたら…ドカン！

[singing along]

全くおかしいものが出来たよ

Ponpon? What, what's she saying?

これ作った人薬キメてるんじゃない？笑

Ponpon

いや、私は好きよ？ウソじゃない

I wanna just learn how to speak this language

－どんなだった？

so I can understand it.

知るかよ、何だよありゃ

[laughing]

MVだね

California Girls music video, mixed with Lady Gaga

異次元から来た女の子が…

crashed with K-pop.

物を投げたりしてた…

It all got put together and Boom!

…違う次元の女の子に向かって

It just turned out horribly wrong.

ついていけなかったわ

I think the person who made this was on drugs or something.

錯乱状態ね笑

I mean, I love the video. I'm not kidding.

－今の曲歌える？

Question time!

PONPONPON、PONPONPON…

[offscreen] What was that?

－タイトルは何だと思う？

I don't know what was that. What was that?

「MOVIE DANCER」？

It was a music video...

分かるわけないだろ

There was the girl from like another dimension

「PONPON」？

that's, uh, throwing stuff into, uh

－ほぼ正解！

the other girl's dimension or something

－「PONPON【PON】」だ！

I got really, really lost

－「PONPONPON」って何だろう？

like I was so confused.

分かんない

[offscreen] Well how did the song go, can you sing it?

食い物？

Nooo

何かの色よ

Like [tries to sing]

でしょ？

[singing]

昇っては沈む太陽…

[singing]

もう一つの宇宙よ！

Ponponpon, ponponpon

バカみたい

[offscreen] And what do you think the name of the song is?

「ポニョ」？

Movie dancer?

－「ポニョ」？ 魚の？

Ponpon

－特に印象に残った場面を１つ教えてくれ

[offscreen] Almost exactly right.

サメ、目玉…

[offscreen] It's ponponPON

最初マイクが頭を貫通したよな

Ugh! Ponponpon!

真っ赤な顔

[offscreen] What do you think ponponpon means?

変顔して回ってた…

I have no idea.

アレはないわ

Isn't that a food?

虹じゃなくて目玉を吐いてた

Colors! Does it mean colors?

くるくる回って手が出てきて…

Oh please

口から目ん玉出して…

It's the rising or setting of a sun.

鳥も吐き出してたわね

In an alternate universe!

質問！私狂ってる？

I keep thinking spoon.

－実際に写真を見て

[offscreen] Ponyo? The fish?

－何が起きているか説明してもらおう

[offscreen] So start listing one thing at a time, anything you can remember that you saw

大きい方してる

A shark, some eyeball

このサメはファッション警察で…

At the beginning, a microphone just shot of her ear.

「無駄な抵抗はやめろ！」みたいな

Her face turned red.

－これはどうかな？

Her head was deformed and rotating.

コイツの顔でかい…

That was not right

これキモイ！

She was puking eyeballs instead of rainbows.

プルーン頭！

She started spinning and then there was this hand

頭がガムの塊に変わったな

and then these awkward eyeballs coming out of her mouth.

整形手術に大失敗したんだね

And then she started puking birds and eyeballs.

－最後はコレ！

Question! Am I going insane?

鳥？

[offscreen] I'm going to show you some images

口から鳥が出てる

from the video so we can talk about what is happening.

カラスのゲロだ

It looks like she is doing number two.

口から出してる…

The shark is the fashion police

これ吸血鬼のヤツでしょ？

and he's like "no, that's not working".

－気に入った？

[offscreen] What about this? What's happening here?

全然。キモすぎる！

Oh! That was weird!

僕の音楽性と合わない

Prune-head!

凄いけど調子狂うよ

Her head turned into a bunch of gum.

カッコイイとは思う

It's plastic surgery went totally wrong.

良かった！面白っかたし

[offscreen] And finally this.

スキ・スキ・スキ！！

Now birds are coming out of her mouth.

－「あのビデオの裏には

She's barfing crows.

－深いメッセージが隠れている」って言う人もいれば

That's coming out of her mouth.

－「ただのデタラメだ！」って人もいる

I think that's vampire stuff.

－どう思う？

[offscreen] And uh, did you like the video?

デタラメでしょ

No. Too weird for me.

ムチャクチャよ！

I just didn't think it was my type of music.

デタラメよ笑

It was awesome but disturbing at the same time.

一体どんな見方をしたら…

I think it's kinda cool.

「ああ、窓より出でし巨大ザメは…

Yeah, it was actually really good! Yeah, it was pretty funny.

私の心を研ぎ澄まし…」ってなるの！？

Love it, love it, love it.

－女の子はどう？

[offscreen] Some people think there's also a lot of

かわいい

deep meanings and messages hidden throughout the video.

日本版レディ･ガガに見えたわ

Other people just say "no, it's just random".

小さな変人

What do you think?

超バブリーで活発な子！

I think it's just random.

…ゲロ吐くまでは

It's random fun.

可愛く見せたいんだろうが…

It's just random.

気持ち悪いだけ

How can you look at it and be like

彼女はキ〇ガイだよ

"Oh yeah, a giant shark coming out of a window

言ってんじゃん、キ〇ガイ～！！

really means to listen to your heart."

キュートで…可愛い♫可愛い♫

[offscreen] How would you describe the girl?

－君の方がもっと可愛いよ

She is sweet.

Oh…ベニ～！！

I could see her being like, the Japanese Lady Gaga.

－どれだけ再生されたと思う？

A little weird.

1000回？

Very bubbly and energetic

200万とか？

until she's barfing stuff.

500万

It's like, trying to be super cute, but

89999910百万千回（？）

it's just creepy.

－それ数字数えてるだけ？笑

Cute and she's like adorable, adorable!

ううん

[offscreen] Not as adorable as you.

ちゃんとした数だもん！

Aww Benny.

3800万

[offscreen] And how many views do you think this has?

－かなり近い！

A thousand.

3000万ちょっとだ

Two million or something.

ホント？

Five million.

多すぎたかしら？

89999910 million thousand?

－さっきのはウソの数じゃん

[offscreen] Are you just making up a number?

違うもーん！

No!

－何でこんな流行るんだろう？

It's the real number!

キモいから笑

38 million.

日本では流行ってるんでしょ？

[offscreen] You're pretty much right on.

ほら、日本って変な曲多いじゃん

It's a little over 30 million views.

焼き付くんだよ！

Really? (Yeah)

約束する、人生最期の唄は

Yeah!

「PONPONPON」だ！

I have more than that.

－もしその歌手がこれを見てたら何て言う？

[offscreen] But it was a fake number.

ありがと

Was not!

こんなのどう思いつくの？

[offscreen] Why do you think people like it so much?

悪夢にあなたが出てきそう

It's so weird!

すごい！！大好き！！

I think it's a popular song in Japan.

ホントに、たくさんのモノがぎっしり→

I mean, Japan has some kinda weird songs.

1本のMVに詰まってる！

It just sticks in your head.

－最後にもう1回「PONPONPON」を聴いてみない？

I guarantee you, I'm going to be singing this for

嫌だ

the rest of my life. Ponponpon.

－絶対？

[offscreen] If the singer was watching, what would you

絶対…アー！

say to her about her video?

さっき見た

Thank you?

恐くないもん！

How did you come up with this idea?

大好き❤

You're gonna scare me for a lot of nights.

ギャーーーーーー！！！！

It's like amazing! I love it!

消してよ！！！

I mean, you can see a bunch of different things

もうわかったから！！笑

in one whole entire music video!

見てくれてありがとう！

[offscreen] Finally after hearing Ponponpon, will you listen to it again?

またね、登録よろしく！

No.

Bye!

[offscreen] Never?

みんな、最近俺は「My Music」に出たんだけど

Never. Aww!

結構わかりずらい場所にいる

No! Ok, ok.

よかったら実際に見て探してみてくれ

I already saw it.

I can see.

Love it.

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