They've conquered powerful foes,

they've taken down devious masterminds.

Now, watch as the fractured heroes of Injustice

come together once again

to face an enemy they've never seen before:

Microtransactions

INJUSTICE 2

Return to DC's all-star gang bang once again,

an alternate dimension where your favorite heroes

beat the life out of each other.

To settle who's good guy right

as the game uses every single plot device

they can muster

to "injustify" the match-ups

in a story that is less unique than the previous game

but still makes more sense than Batman v Superman

(Bat Affleck) WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

(Lois Adams) It's his mother's name!

Break out your fight stick

and dive kick into this PG Mortal Kombat

as Injustice 2 dishes up more of the fighting

game design you love

or have come to accept,

where you'll choose from classic heroes,

slightly less classic heroes

and total asspoles.

Then battle it out with mind-blowing awesome supers

and stage transitions,

that after like three times you wish you could skip.

(waiting patiently)

Discover NetherRealm's trademark

s@#t pile of modes, like:

a Story Mode that's leagues

ahead of the rest of the genre,

1v1,

Lobbies,

Tournaments,

the Super Wacky Metaverse

joining a Guild full of fellow shirtless neckbeards,

(that's sad, bro)

a terrible mobile game mode you would literally

never touch, if not for those sweet sweet loot boxes,

and finally a Ranked Mode,

where you'll get bodied so hard

by people who played the last game,

your controller will light on fire.

Watch as NetherRealm takes their most

polished game yet

and smears s@#t all over it

with a bunch of mechanics you would expect

in a free-to-play game

as Injustice 2 introduces four different types of currency

(thieves),

individual character levels that reward

playing FOREVER,

and cosmetic items that boost stats

then locks those behind ten types of blind blocks

and random drops

alongside stuff that you actually want

that you'll never get for the characters you play

unless you want to spend more of your real money

in a system that makes the game LESS balanced

and MORE addictive,

that will just get turned off by serious players anyway.

No items, Batman only, final destination.

So dust off that super suit,

tighten those super buns

and get ready for a solid superhero slugfest

that gives you the fan service you need

and the asshole Superman the movies only hint at.

Remember the last game

when he melted that kid's head?

Good times!

Starring:

Really?

This guy?

Are you sure?

and

Super Not Friends

(sigh) You know Batman, it was already pretty hard to

take your "no killing" thing seriously

but you're not even trying anymore!