Name: 民主党候補は、次の討論会のために資格を得るために絶望的な措置を取る (Dem Candidates Take Desperate Measures To Qualify For Next Debate)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:37:00.000Z
Duration: 6 min 54 s
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WE'VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS,

BUT THERE'S ONE RACE TRUMP DISLIKES MORE THAN ALL THE

OTHERS, AND THAT'S THE RACE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION.

( LAUGHTER ) I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: THE NEXT DEMOCRATIC

DEBATE IS A MONTH AWAY, AND ONLY EIGHT CANDIDATES HAVE QUALIFIED

EVERYONE ELSE IS GETTING DESPERATE TO BREAK THROUGH.

FOR INSTANCE, COLORADO SENATOR AND MAN WHO GOT CUT FROM THE

CIALIS COMMERCIAL FOR BEING TOO BORING, MICHAEL BENNET.

BENNET PUT OUT A PRETTY RADICAL CAMPAIGN PROMISE TUESDAY,

TWEETING, "IF YOU ELECT ME PRESIDENT, I PROMISE YOU WON'T

HAVE TO THINK ABOUT ME FOR TWO WEEKS AT A TIME."

BUT I HAVE TO SAY, I DO GET EXCITED ABOUT THE IDEA OF NOT

( LAUGHTER ) ANOTHER CANDIDATE DESPERATE TO

APPEAL TO VOTERS IS TECH ENTREPRENEUR AND GUY KILLING ON

SPOTIFY PLAYLIST OF HIS "FAVORITE JAMS," INCLUDING SUCH

WAIT, SORRY, THAT'S ACTUALLY HIS CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.

( PIANO RIFF ) NOW, A FEW OF THOSE CANDIDATES

BUT IN ONE STATE, DONALD  TRUMP MIGHT NOT.

BECAUSE A NEW CALIFORNIA LAW REQUIRES PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

TO RELEASE THEIR TAX RETURNS IN ORDER TO APPEAR ON THE PRIMARY

WE'RE GOING TO SEE EVERYONE'S TAX RETURNS.

SO WE'LL FINALLY FIND OUT IF MARIANNE WILLIAMSON WRITES OFF

REPUBLICAN PARTY SUED CALIFORNIA OVER THE LAW, CALLING IT "A

NAKED POLITICAL ATTACK AGAINST THE SITTING PRESIDENT OF THE

AND NOT THE GOOD KIND,LIKE BARGIN' IN ON THE MISS TEEN

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) "AND I WANT TO REMIND YOU, THIS

IS ME DONALD TRUMP TALKING, NOT STEPHEN COLBERT.

( LAUGHTER ) PLUS, CALIFORNIA DIDN'T NAME

TRUMP IN THEIR LAW, SO TRUMP SUING THEM IS A WEIRD SELF-OWN.

(AS GUY AT P.T.A. MEETING) "GUYS, THIS NEW PTA RULE THAT

YOU CAN'T SNEAK A LUKEWARM COCKTAIL OF VODKA AND CRYSTAL

LITE INTO MEETINGS INSIDE YOUR WATER BOTTLE IS A CLEAR ATTACK

SHE WILL TELL YOU THAT HERSELF AS SOON AS SHE WAKES UP!"

>> Stephen: APPLAUDING EITHER FOR VODKA OR CRYSTAL LIGHT.

( LAUGHTER ) THE G.O.P. SUIT CLAIMS THAT THIS

CONSTITUTION BY CREATING AN EXTRA REQUIREMENT TO RUN FOR

THERE ARE ALREADY ALL SORTS OF OTHER REQUIREMENTS TO GET ONTO

IN ALABAMA, CANDIDATES HAVE TO GET AT LEAST 350 SIGNATURES.

IN IDAHO, CANDIDATES HAVE TO PAY A FILING FEE.

AND IN FLORIDA, CANDIDATES HAVE TO GET THEIR PETITIONS NOTARIZED

( LAUGHTER ) AND ALBERT GATOR, I BELIEVE IS

HOW MANY, 50 YEARS INTO THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY?

TWO AND HALF YEARS INTO THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY, AND PRESIDENT

TRUMP SAYS SO MANY STUPID THINGS, IT'S EASY TO FORGET A

LIKE THE TIME HE SAID HE GOT BIGGER CROWDS THAN JAY-Z.

OR THE TIME HE SAID VENEZUELANS WERE ALL DESCENDED FROM INBRED

OR THE TIME HE SAID WINDMILLS CAUSE CANCER.

OKAY, I MADE ONE OF THOSE UP, BUT AT THIS POINT, DOES IT

>> Stephen: ANYWAY, HE MAKES A LOT OF WEIRD CLAIMS,

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民主党候補は、次の討論会のために資格を得るために絶望的な措置を取る (Dem Candidates Take Desperate Measures To Qualify For Next Debate)

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