(If you can play something slowly, you can play it quickly.)

( A M A Z I N G ! ! ! )

Mass evac—

*chuckles*

Why me?!

- That's really funny. *chuckles* - I mean...I guess I...

- Ohh... - I guess track record wise,

I've forgotten mine more times than you,

but you've forgotten it once too, man.

Dude, that's insane...mass evacuation, that's—

- Wow. - Dude!

- Apparently... - Ling Ling typhoon.

Dude, Ling Ling typhoon.

Everyone's evacuating [from the] typhoon, and it's like,

the one person that found out it's Ling Ling.

- He's like, "I wanna be Ling Ling!" - Ah, yeah! *laughs*

"My only chance! Woo!"

I don't get this meme.

I don't get it either.

Can we read the comments?

Well, I'm still—

We're still trying to understand this!

One is always jerky...

Janky.

Uh, janky.

*sigh*

Yes, I get it now.

- Thank you guys, for the clarification. - *chuckles*

Alright guys, it's...let's...

- ...be nice here. - Yeah...yeah.

- *chuckles* - All about love and respect.

Mom: Hurry up and eat your food, it's not that hot.

*laughs*

This is so dumb.

I remember reading a comment for that skit,

someone's like,

"Guys, come on, can't you find one real girl to be in your skit?"

*chuckles*

We're too busy making videos and practicing.

We don't really have a social life, do we, huh?

*chuckle*

(Both) Ohhhhh!!!!!!

Oh, man.

- Well, I'd argue he didn't even get to the level of intonation... - Yeah...

- He's not even making sounds properly. - Yeah.

You can't even consider him for the intonation category.

- Yeah. It's like... - *chuckles*

Few levels below that, right? *chuckles*

I mean, guys, we—

There's already some flex videos. What else do you want?

I got nothing to flex. But!

If Brett!

Not, hey.

When we hit two million subs,

- Uh oh... - Brett will drop...

...his recording of the Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto!

Woo!!!

Come on guys. 2 mil subs.

You guys want it.

Everyone says, "We want Brett's Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto!"

So...

2 mil subs.

When we hit 1 mil, it was a livestream.

This time two mil we'll do a livestream,

plus!

- Brett's Tchaikovsky! - *groans*

Gonna drop it guys!

- Yeah! - Oof!

Oof!

- Feel like I've seen this meme before. - I know...

Keeps showing up.

Obviously you guys love this joke.

You guys love jazz, dissing jazz guys.

I mean, there's some skills in jazz.

Guys, come on, come on.

To be fair, like...

Have you seen like, the fear on a classical musician's face,

when you ask them to improvise? Typically...

I know, it's like...

"Uh oh."

- It doesn't— - It's like we don't know what it's like to play wrong notes.

- Yeah! - *laughs*

*laughs*

Wow. Guys...

You gotta practice, but finish this video first before you practice.

We're here, as a motivation!

"Ouverture".

"Ouverture"...

Wow.

*laughs*

*chuckle*

- The orchestra [like], "Yeah!" - "Yeah!"

- "Let's get a real cannon!" - *chuckle*

Can you buy a cannon? Is that a thing?

Dunno. Should we Google?

(both) Nah.

Don't.

I wanna buy a cannon.

I mean, we don't...we don't condone that behaviour.

But! Have you seen our sight reading challenges?

Ohhh!

But it's so true though, sometimes you're just like...

- "I'm so sorry." - Yeah.

Sometimes you just...

Don't have time, you know.

"We don't do that here..."

Did you actually practice scales?

Like back then?

A little bit.

I think I practiced thinking it'll help.

I mean it does help, to be honest...

- I've seen this. Have you seen this? - "Can't stop laughing while editing this."

- *laughs* I love the end...! - Dude, that's the dumbest thing ever...!

- Dude, our dancing's so bad...! - Who made this...?

Wow...!

- Wow...! - It's...

- Masterpiece. - TikTok. That's amazing.

Yes...!

*groans*

Dude, that's nasty...!

Damn, double bassists, guys.

Yeah.

Ooh, man.

The strings are thicker, so that's... *wince*

...Ooh, painful.

Gotta press...

- Play F for respect. - Yes.

*plays F on violin*

- Thank you Ling Ling Insurance, for looking out for us. - Yes.

Mmm.

Keep a lookout.

- Keep an eye out. We never know. - For Ling Ling Insurance.

Yeah, Ling Ling Insurance might come—

May not come.

H M M ! ! !

*chuckles*

The key change.

- Dude— - 5 flats to 5 sharps.

Oh my God...!

- Dude that's— - That was—that G flat major to B major.

B major?

B major's okay, actually, as a scale.

- It's alright, on violin. But... - But...

It's like from...

- That change is too much. - ...G flat.

*laughs*

You gotta practice, but finish this video first before you practice.

Wait a minute!

Come on guys, you should be practicing

- Ohh... - Wow...!

Alright, guys...!

- To be fair, we never touched the swords. - *chuckles* Yeah.

It was like stunt fighting, you know, when you go like...

...and then you add like a sound effect.

I remember doing that!

- Yeah. - It took us so many shots!

But this was also back in our foetus days

of video content making.

- Yeah, we didn't hit our bows. - Yeah.

- No way. - It was just...it was hard to make it look like we hit our bows.

Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, well, that's true. I do remember just like— - Yeah.

I remember we're like,

"Ohh!!!"

- Like, filming us many times like, stop right there... - Yeah...

We stopped, and then this was like a space where we just

touched the hair.

- Yeah. - We're not really whacking the stick—

I mean...

No way. Come on guys.

- *chuckles* - Yeah.

Okay, fair enough.

- Wow. - Holy moly.

Can I just say you'll never get this in like,

an Australian high school,

- or primary school. - It's so, orderly!

Yeah, it's so orderly. It'll just be out of control here.

That's amazing.

- Well, I mean... - Hey.

- It's... - We're all for freedom of expression.

- Yeah guys, say whatever you want. - *chuckles*

Oh, this is so true.

"A friend drew this in the band room."

Triplets versus two dotted quavers and a quaver,

is not the same!

And that's a fact!

Bang!

- The first one's duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh... - Yeah. The first one's more consistent when you put it together.

Yeah.

Doesn't match.

And then... duh, duh-duh, duh, duh-duh...

It's very...very close though.

So many pop songs that use the second one, I swear.

- Duh, duh-duh, duh, duh-duh. - Yeah.

It's like, it's the most overused rhythm in pop songs, I swear.

"E sharp."

*laughs*

Oh my God.

- Oh, when will people get it? - Ohh.

I mean, that is kind of impressive, the black keys, and white keys...

- That's pretty cool. - But he can't really switch the pitch over as well though.

That's impossible.

But that's cool.

It's different, it's like night mode on.

- Yeah, dark mode. - Yeah.

Piano dark mode activated.

- Oh, that's cool! - Whoa!!!

That is amazing. Who is it?

u/what-the-fugue?

I lover your name. "What the fugue?"

What the fugue, that's so cool.

I'm glad we saw this, what a great way to end this episode.

Thank you, u/what-the-fugue.

Alright guys.

Thank you so much.

Check out our merch, as always.

- Um... - Thank you for the support.

We love checking out your memes,

me-mes, meh-mehs.

We love checking on your memes, and uh...

- Alright, guys. - Yeah.

- If we hit 2 mil subs... - Oh no.

Livestream, and uh...

...Brett's Tchaikovsky.

Gotta drop my Tchaikovsky track.

Whoa!

Whoa!!!