ROAD WITH THE SLOGAN "NO

MALARKEY."

WHERE MY TROUSERS?

WHAT A TIME TRAVEL MACHINE IT I

IS?

OLD MEN WORE FOR DORIS AND

WORKED THROUGH HEART ATTACK.

THE LAST TIME MEN USED MALARKEY

AS AN ADJECTIVE, IT WAS PROBABLY

DESCRIBED AS GIVING THE RIGHT TO

VOTE FOR WOMEN.

SHOULD WE REMIND YOU THAT IT WAS

SOMEONE'S GRANDDAD WANDERING THE

HARDWARE STORE?

CLIPS LIKE THESE KEEP SURFACING.

>> BY THE WAY, I SIT ON THE

STAND.

I'VE GOT HAIRY LEGS THAT TURNED

BLONDE IN THE SUN.

I KID USED TO COME UP AND WATCH

THE HAIR COME BACK UP AGAIN.

I LEARNED ABOUT ROACHES.

I LOVE KIDS JUMPING ON MY LAP.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Greg: THAT WAS FROM TWO

YEARS AGO.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS,

BUT THAT'S JOE.

EVERY STORY SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM.

A COLLECTION OF WORDS RELEASED

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER OR NO

KNOWN LANGUAGE.

HE STILL UP IN THE POLL.

HOW DOES HE TURN IT AROUND?

MAYBE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO.

THE FACT IS, BIDEN ISN'T REALLY

THE PARTY'S NOMINEE.

IMPEACHMENT IS.

THEY MIGHT GET TRUMP OUT OF

OFFICE, WITH OR WITHOUT GRANDPA

WAVING HIS CANE.

HE WILL HAVE PLENTY OF JOB

BREAKERS TO GIVE TO THE KIDS,

EVEN IF THEY SMELL LIKE MOTH

BALLS.

FIND OUT IF ANYBODY KNOWS WHAT

MALARKEY MEANS.

>> JOE BIDEN HAS LAUNCHED A NO

MALARKEY TOUR.

WE WANTED TO ASK, WHAT IS

MALARKEY?

>> I HAVE NO CLUE.

>> IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF JUNK.

>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> THAT'S A BIG WORD.

I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE WILL BE

ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT ONE.

>> OF MALARKEY IS SOMETHING THAT

MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE, BUT IT'S

ENHANCED.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

FIGURE IT'S A CRAZY PHRASE THAT

JOE BIDEN IS USING TO HELP HIM

GET ELECTED.

IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

>> WHAT IS MALARKEY?

>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> THAT'S HOGWASH.

>> I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.

>> MALARKEY.

HOW WOULD YOU SPELL THAT?

>> Greg: HOW WOULD YOU GRADE

THE MAN ON THE STREET?

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jesse: I THOUGHT IT WAS

FINE.

I'M JUST ENJOYING WATCHING A

FIELD PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

HAPPEN IN REAL TIME.

THIS IS WHAT WE ARE WITNESSING.

I THINK WE JUST NEED TO TAKE A

MOMENT AND ENJOY THE MOMENT,

BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT A FEELING

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN LOOKS

LIKE.

AT LEAST HE'S DOING IT WITH

MALARKEY.

HE IS KNOWN AS OF A GOOFY,

BACKSLAPPING THROWBACK.

HE KIND OF PLAGIARIZED THE

JOHN McCAIN STRAIGHT TALK

EXPRESS.

HE'S DOING THE BEST HE CAN.

BUT WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT THE

RECORD PLAYER, OR FLIPPING

COUPONS, EVERYBODY IS LIKE

WEIGHT, IS THIS GUY IN TOUCH

WITH REALITY?

THE CLIP YOU PLAYED ABOUT KIDS

STROKING HIS LEG CARE AT THE

POOL, THERE'S A PHOTOGRAPH OF

HIM SUCKING ON HIS WIFE'S

FINGER.

IT'S REALLY WEIRD.

THEN, YOU SEE THE PICTURE OF HIM

TRYING TO GET THE ATTENTION OF

THE GUY AT THE DINER AND THE

GUYS JUST SITTING THERE WATCHING

THE FOOTBALL GAME.

NO IDEA THE VP IS THERE.

THIS GUY IS WAY OUT OF TOUCH.

TRUMP IS UP ON EVERYTHING.

>> Greg: JUAN, I THINK YOU

NEED TO POINT OUT THAT HE IS

STILL COMMANDING THE LEAD IN THE

POLL.

>> Juan: NO.

I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH YOU.

I AM SO UPSET, BECAUSE I'M A

GRANDFATHER AND YOU ARE GOING

AFTER HIM AS A GRANDFATHER.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, AWESOME OLD

FOLKS, WE ARE STILL IN THE GAME.

BUT ANYWAY, SO WHAT, YOU WOULD

HAVE HER PURRED

PREFERRED HORSE FATHER

IT WAS A HITCH.

REPORTERS THOUGHT IT WAS AN

OPPORTUNITY TO GET TIME WITH THE

CANDIDATE.

I THINK, I THINK REPUBLICANS ARE

WORRIED ABOUT JOE BIDEN.

>> Jesse: DO I LOOK WORRIED,

JUAN?

>> Juan: HE'S UNDERGONE ALL

THESE ATTACKS ON UKRAINE, ON HIS

SON, AND HE STILL DOING GOOD.

>> Katie: WELL, HE'S NOT DOING

SO WELL IN IOWA.

HE IS TRAILING BEHIND PETE

BUTTIGIEG, ELIZABETH WARREN,

BERNIE SANDERS.

LOOK, HE IS TALKING TO HIS

PEOPLE.

YOUNG PEOPLE DON'T DRIVE OUT TO

VOTE.

OLDER PEOPLE DO.

PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THE TERM

MALARKEY MEANS ARE GOING TO BE

VOTING FOR HIM.

I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S A GOOD

MOVE, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW

WHAT IT MEANS, YOU CAN GOOGLE AS

A YOUNG PERSON AND FIND OUT WHAT

IT MEANS.

BUT FOR HIM.

HE SHOULD STOP WITH THE LEG CARE

STORY.

>> Greg: I'M PRO MALARKEY.

>> Dana: I LIKE OLD SAYINGS.

CORNY JOKES.

OKAY, I THINK HE MAY BE COULD

GET THROUGH IOWA.

LET'S SAY HE DOES.

HIS VICE PRESIDENTIAL CHOICE

WILL BE REALLY IMPORTANT.

WHAT DID JOHN McCAIN TRY TO

DO?

HE WENT WAS SOMEBODY YOUNGER.

LIKE A GENERATIONAL CHANGE.

HE WENT WITH SARAH PALIN.

OBVIOUSLY IT DIDN'T WORK FOR

THAT CAMPAIGN, BUT IT DID GIVE

HIM A BOOST.

PERHAPS, WHAT JOE BIDEN IS

THINKING, THIS IS MAYBE WHAT

THEY ARE THINKING.

DEMOCRATS NEED SOMEBODY TO BE IN

A HOLDING PATTERN FOR 2020,

BECAUSE THEY CANNOT FIGURE OUT

WHAT THEIR AGREED-UPON COALITION

IS UNTIL --

IT'S NOT GOING TO GET RESOLVED

IN 60 DAYS BEFORE THE IOWA VOTE.

SO, PERHAPS BIDEN CALMS THE SEA

IS, IT GETS THROUGH ONE TERM

UNTIL THEY FIGURE OUT WHAT