When your bra is stabbing you

your bra strap is showing.

When people say "Your bra strap is showing"

Bras in general

Walking in heels

Bringing a tampon

to the bathroom

When your hair gets stuck in your lipgloss

When you break your hairtie

or your ponytail hurts your head

having to shave

everything

When you sit in a skirt and your ass touches the seat

this... sup? sup? sup girl, what's up?

Trying to get your jewelry untangled from this nightmare

When you cry and it makes you look like a melting panda

When you get a manicure and it chips the next day

When we get paid less than men

But hey...

Our pockets are too shallow anyway