字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (dogs barking) - Hi, welcome to the Los Angeles City Animal Shelter. How can I help you? - I'm lookin' to rescue a cat today. - Oh my God, yes. Did you have any particular kind in mind? - No, no, nothing particular. Just lookin' to give it a good home. - Awesome, okay you are gonna follow me back here. - Okay. - Yeah, you're actually in luck. We just got in a bunch of new kittens and a Himalayan. - [Customer] (gasps) Look how cute it is! - If I'm being totally honest, they're gonna have a much easier time finding their fur-ever homes than some of our other cats. The ones really in need of rescuing are the Jellicles. (suspenseful music) (shocked humming) - Mister Tater Totterous, at your service. - That is a cat? - Yeah, sadly there's a lotta Jellicles on the street. They're you know, singing and dancing in alleys, kind of rambling on about nonsense. - Only one cat among us will be chosen to be reborn in the Heaviside Layer. - Yes you are. - And what exactly is a Jellicle cat? (laughing) - I have no idea. (upbeat music) ♪ I am Jellicle and I am a cat ♪ ♪ I am a cat and I am Jellicle ♪ ♪ Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle cat ♪ ♪ I am a cat and you see I am Jellicle ♪ ♪ Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle ♪ ♪ Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle cat ♪ (gagging) - Oh, God. (choking) - Oh, oh. - It's fine, it's fine. Hi, there you go, get it out. Oh you're okay. He's fine, it's just a hairball. - Here's the thing, this is my first pet. I don't want anything too high maintenance. - Okay, well don't judge too soon. Mr. Tater Totterus has a lot of really great qualities. He's up to date on his shots, he doesn't shed, he does magic! - What? - [Cat] Ha-ha! (shouts) - No! Oh come on, isn't that whimsical and charming? - No, it's weird and creepy. He's got this sexual energy about him. - [Employee] Yes. - Is he neutered? - Aggressively now. - Is this your wallet? - What the hell? How did you do that? ♪ Tater Toterous tell your sons and daughterous ♪ ♪ Never has there ever been a cat ♪ - Hey, no! - Give it back! - No, we do not steal wallets here. - Give me my wallet! - Come on, wallet back! Come on, I am so sorry about that. - You know, I think I should just get a kitten. - I understand, I'm used to rejection. - Mr. Tater Totterous was a glamor cat, but he fell on hard times, you know why. And he was ostracized by the other Jellicles. - I don't know what any of those words mean. (reflective music) ♪ Flash backs I can think of the past ♪ ♪ Days I was super hot then ♪ - Wow. ♪ In the past I had sex with some cats ♪ - Maybe I will take him after all. - [Employee] Great. ♪ They're a beautiful animal ♪ - Can I change his name? - Absolutely not. - [Customer] I'll take him anyway! - Great, I will start the paperwork. - Excellent. - Oh. (farting) Oh, good boy. - No (groans). - That's a big one, size of a kitten. (groaning) - I don't think I can do this. - Yes! Wait, what? - Yeah. - Look, if you don't adopt him today then we have to put him down. - I'm okay with that.