RWBY Chibi!

ウーブレックって最低！

*Fluctuating vacuum cleaner sounds* *Weiss humming*

ピーチ教授ほどじゃないわ

*Zwei whimpers*

彼女は好きですわ

Blake: I know, right?

うん 滅多に会わないけど

Yang: Ugh, Oobleck is the worst!

ルビー！ 授業行くよ！

Blake: Not as bad as Professor Peach.

今行くー！

Weiss: I like her.

この子達ヤバいなぁ

Ruby: Yeah, but she's not around very often.

こんな死に方！ イヤー！

*Ruby yelps and struggles to free herself*

全く！

Yang: Ruby! It's time for class!

ねぇ ブレイク 読んでた本借りていい？

Ruby: Coming!!

で アタシ "バンブルビーっていうか―"

*Ruby chuckles* Ah, crazy kids. *Also, subtle product placement RT.*

なあ みんな

Ruby: Guh! Guhhh!! Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!!

誰を見つけたと思う？

*Jaune humming*

また会ったわね

*Ruby grunts in disgust*

大丈夫？ どうやってここに？

Ruby: Dude...

どういう意味？

Blake: Hmm...

だって あのとき死―

*Blake sighs in relief*

ちがう！

Ruby: Hey, Blake! Can I borrow that book you were reading?

そんなことない

blake quietly falls down with mesmerizing grace

でも―

Yang: And I said Bumblebee? More like--

いーや！

Jaune: Hey guys!

何も問題はなーい！

Jaune: Check out who we found!

ピュラは元気なの！

Pyrrha: Hello again!

悪いことは…何も… 起きてなーい！

*Ruby gasps in surprise* You're okay! How are you even here?!

ゼェーッタイに！

Pyrrha: What do you mean?

さて 皆さん 楽しい話を 続けたいでしょう？

Ruby: I-I mean I watched you d--

素敵だわ

Nora: NOPE!!

こんな風に毎日を 過ごしてみたい

Nora: Never happened!

友達と笑い合って 悲しみを遠ざけて

Ruby: Bu--

幸せで自由になれるって 一緒に確かめようよ

Nora: NOPE!!

人生は楽しいことでいっぱい だってみんなチビだから

Nora: Everything's fine!

Nora: Pyrrha. Is. Fine. Nothing bad... EVER, HAPPENED!

Nora: EVEEERRRRRRR...

*Nora subtly hinting nothing that happens in Chibi is canon. This means you, Edwin.*

Lie Ren: So... you guys wanna keep doing comedy segments?

Pyrrha: That sounds lovely!

*Credits outro*

* ♪This is the way we want to spend everyday♪

♪Laughing with our friends and keeping sadness away♪

♪Join us and see, we can be happy and free♪

♪Life is full of fun because we're all chibi♫