- Damn!

This hot potato is fully loaded!

- (maniacal laughter) Tell me about it, Spud!

- Alright team, lets put an end to this pomme de terror.

Activate heat ray!

(intense music) (malfunctioning sounds)

- [Sarah] Trish, the heat ray's broken...

Trish!

- I'm on it!

- Please, we need that heat ray as soon as possible

otherwise we're gonna get fried.

- Looks like something's slowing down the REO Speedwagon,

should be about three minutes to fix.

- That's just enough time to take this little quiz!

- No quizzes.

- "Which Ultramechatron team member are you?"

- Why would even need to take that quiz?

You are Brody.

- Actually, I took it earlier and it said I'm an Armond.

(drilling sounds) - What?

- Yeah.

- The hell you are, I'm taking that quiz.

- Oh, me too!

- We are in the middle of battle!

- I've got my eyes on you, Ultramechatron!

- Okay, question one...

- Duck!

(sounds of fist connecting with metal) (potato yells)

(alarms blaring) - "What animal would you be?"

So, Sarah went with duck.

- No, I didn't!

- The other options are: horse, cheetah or elephant?

- Without a doubt, horse.

- You're totally a horse!

- My man!

- My man's a horse. (Armond laughing)

- I feel like I could be an elephant

because I'm so intelligent but then I could also

be a cheetah because I'm fast, and I'm also kind of a loner.

(somber music)

You know, I've been that way since I was around

five years old, when my parents died.

They were coming home from a party--

- Hey Trish, (alarms blaring)

I'm gonna need you to focus on fixing that heat ray.

(somber music resumes) - You're right, I'm a duck.

- Duck, cool.

(high energy rock music)

- Ooh, hot potato, hot potato!

- [Brody] Alright, question two--

- [Potato] Hyah!

- [Brody] Where is your dream vacation spot?

- Armond, throw the bomb!

- Where? - Yes, where?

- Anywhere but here!

- Okay, anywhere but here for Sarah.

- How is that an option!?

- We also have beach, island or mountain?

- Please, you know your boy is mountain, (chuckling)

- (laughs) I know my boy is mountain!

- [Armond] You know it! - [Brody] Sure.

- Um, what is the difference between beach and island?

- It doesn't matter!

- Anywhere but here, I guess.

- Okay, cool.

- Please, Armond, throw the bomb!

- Fine.

(mechanical movement) (explosion) (alarms blaring)

- Armond, pay attention! - [Potato] (maniacal laughter)

- Trish, I need that heat ray!

- Few more seconds!

- That's just enough time for our last question!

- No more questions!

(maniacal laughter) (timer bell rings)

- Oh God, it's time!

(painful groans) (yelling)

- "How would you describe yourself?"

Tactical leader, skilled fighter,

tech wunderkind or party dude?

- Hm... - [Potato] (groaning) Ha!

- [Infant Potato] (cries)

- Oh my God, they're multiplying.

- [Potato] Go my Tater Tot, mash them!

- [Sarah] I need that heat ray!

(maniacal laughter)

- You know what, skilled fighter.

- Cool, that's what I put too.

- [Sarah] Guys, pay attention! (tater tot growling)

- Tactical leader?

- Well, that's a little bit-- - [Sarah] Trish, please focus!

(overlapping chatter) (growling)

- [Sarah] The Tater Tot's coming closer!

- I'll put Sarah down for--

- [Sarah] I really need that hear ray!

- Heat ray's ready!

- Finally!

(intense music)

- [Potato] No!

(heat ray frying enemies)

- [Brody] Alright, the results are in,

Armond you got Armond!

- Yes! (laughter)

- Trish, you got Sarah.

- Oh cool, Sarah's awesome!

- And Sarah, you got Brody.

- How is that possible!?

I answered all the same answers as Trish!

- Well yeah, you copied.

That's a very Brody thing to do.

- [Sarah] Copy? I didn't copy her.

- [Armond] Oh yeah, that's a good point.

- [Trish] You copied, you always wanna be like me.

- [Sarah] That's not, I'm not--

- This is weird, does anyone else feel like potatoes?

- [Armond] Yes! - [Trish] Yes!

- [Brody] That's so weird, right, isn't that?

- [Sarah] Of course, we just killed a giant, sexy potato.

- [Armond] That is wild.

- I could totally, I could murder a baked potato right now.

(pixelated music)

♪ Ultramechatron Team Go! ♪

♪ It's a giant, fighting, kicking, punching robot of war! ♪

♪ But it can only be controlled by the Chosen Four! ♪

♪ So now they're work and fight, and live together! ♪

♪ In the Ultramechatron! ♪

♪ Ultramechatron Team Go! ♪

(laughter)

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- [All] Whoa!

- I will study everything there is to know about partying!

- You can just come to the party?

- [Brody] Yeah.

- I will socialize so hard (dramatic music)

that I will be known as the ultimate animal of partying.