FOR THE MEDIA.

IF BY BANNER YOU MEAN STUPID.

EVERY MAJOR.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T LIKE THOSE.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M

NOT INTO FLIES OR MOSQUITOES.

BUT WHO IS, REALLY?

I DON'T LIKE SNAKES TOO MUCH.

>> I DON'T LIKE SNAKES TOO MUCH.

THEY ARE A DIFFERENT VARIETY.

>> THERE ALMOST AS BAD AS

CHILDREN.

>> I KNOW A GUY CAN'T STAND HIS

CHILDREN.

HORRIBLE HUMAN BEINGS.

THEY ARE A LITTLE OLDER NOW BUT

THEY ARE HORRIBLE HUMAN BEINGS.

THEY WOULD SAY, WHY WOULD THEY

LEAVE, THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU?

>> MAKES ME THINK ABOUT WHY MC.

>> THE SONG YMCA.

>> WHY NOT EVERYONE LOVES THAT

SONG?

>> REPUBLICANS LOVE IT AND

DEMOCRATS LOVE IT AND LABORS AND

UNIONS LOVE IT.

>> I COULD BE WHY EVERYONE IS

LOOKING SO MUCH BETTER THESE

DAYS.

>> YOU LOOK ALL MUCH BETTER THAN

YOU DID THREE YEARS AGO.

[LAUGHTER]

EVEN WHEN THE NEED TO MOVEMENT

BEGAN.

BETTER LOOKING.

[CHEERING]

EXCLUDING CEMENT.

INCLUDING THE MEN.

>> NOT LIKE THOSE PHONY

DEMOCRATS.

>> HOW ABOUT THE PHONY DEMOCRAT?

THEY STARTED WITH RUSSIA,

PRUSSIA, RUSSIA.

THEN THEY WENT TO RACE.

THEN RECESSION, THERE'S GOING TO

BE RECESSION.

PLEASE LET THERE BE A RECESSION.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THESE ARE PHONY PEOPLE BUT

THAT'S OKAY.

>> THESE ARE PHONY PEOPLE BUT

THAT'S OKAY.

WHEN YOU THINK OF IT, I'M

PRESIDENT AND THEY ARE NOT.

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERING]

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

PRESIDENT TRUMP.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

PRESIDENT TRUMP.

>> THAT WAS AN EXPERIMENT TO

SHOW YOU [BLEEP] IS FUNNY ON ITS

OWN.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WRITE A

DAMN JOKE ANYMORE.

I JUST PICKED THE VEXED PARTS

AND REPEAT IT.

[LAUGHTER]

WHICH IS GREAT.

IT'S LESS WORK FOR ME.

THEY ARE GETTING MORE DESPERATE

EVERY DAY.

THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD BUT THEY

NEED PEOPLE TO BELIEVE IT'S

PRETTY BAD.

SO THEY FRANTICALLY TRY TO

REANIMATE THE CAP STORY.

NEW YORK TIMES RAN AN EXCERPT

FROM A BOOK THE INCIDENT OF

SEXUAL ABUSE DOCUMENTED.

THAT WAS ON EVERY SHOW AND

NETWORK.

I DON'T ONCE, REVEALED THAT THEY

LEFT OUT A KEY FACT.

THE VICTIM HAD NO RECOLLECTION

OF THE INCIDENT.

WEIRD HOW THAT GOT PAST THE

EDITORS.

DETAILS LIKE THAT, YOU WOULD

THINK IT WOULD MATTER.

THEY OBLITERATED THAT DETAIL

THAT WAS HOW THEY MAINTAINED

THEIR BUSINESS MODEL WHICH

APPEALS TO THE PEOPLE THAT THEY

DO.

THEY COMMIT A CRIME LEAVING OUT

THE PART ABOUT THEIR NOT BEING A

VICTIM.

IMAGINE THAT.

THAT'S A PRETTY BIG ADMISSION.

THAT'S LIKE WRITING A BOOK ABOUT

GREAT AMERICANS AND FORGETTING

ABOUT ME.

[LAUGHTER]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THAT WASN'T THE ONLY MISTAKE.

ONE DAY THEY ARE PUSHING FALSE

STATS, LEADING TO TRUMP RALLIES.

THEN ANOTHER DAY THERE RUNNING

STORIES ABOUT TERMS FEELINGS AND

SCOTLAND.

THAT WAS AN ACTUAL STORY.

THERE'S OTHER CRAB ABOUT FAMILY

TURMOIL.

NO WONDER THEY TRIED TO SMEAR

THE KAVANAUGH.

THEY DELIBERATELY WARPED THE

TRUTH.

I WONDER IF TRUMP AGREES THIS

ONE OF THE WORST WEEKS IN THE

HISTORY OF THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA.

>> I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE