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  • Me in 30 years.

  • Ew!

  • Oh, my god.

  • What is this?

  • Oh, gosh.

  • I already saw the jelly beans.

  • I hate you guys.

  • Me with new hair.

  • I don't like that at all.

  • I feel like I've seen me with longer hair,

  • and I imagined it in my head that I would a lot better.

  • Why do I look like Montel Williams?

  • I would not consider this look.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I need hair on my head, because I have such a small head.

  • Oh, wow, that is a moment.

  • Yeah.

  • I mean, it's not a bad look at all.

  • It's just not my look.

  • Actually, you know what?

  • I kind of look like my old self, when I was in high school,

  • because I used to have really dark hair.

  • Baby, this perm and relax have got to go.

  • I look like I am singing in Earth, Wind, and Fire.

  • Oh, shoot.

  • That's what I'd look like with straight hair.

  • Wow.

  • Who wouldn't known?

  • Guess the jelly bean flavor.

  • I can already tell you that this is something I don't want,

  • because it's all brown.

  • Oh my god.

  • It's like a bad piece of beef jerky.

  • Is that broccoli?

  • Grass, like freshly cut grass.

  • It tastes like trash.

  • It's pretty good.

  • What is it supposed to be?

  • Is it something bad?

  • I should not know this, but dirt.

  • Dirt?

  • How do I know this?

  • I used to eat rocks when I was little.

  • Yeah.

  • That's a true fact.

  • Oh, it's pretty good.

  • That's why it's so familiar.

  • I had it this morning.

  • Is this also dirt?

  • Yeah, this is also dirt.

  • Thanks, Ellen.

  • How do you pronounce this word?

  • Oh, "gif."

  • 100%.

  • I'm not even going to argue about this one.

  • It's "gif."

  • "Jif," right?

  • "Gif"?

  • "Gif"?

  • "Jif"?

  • "Gif."

  • "Jif."

  • I think it's "Jif."

  • Excuse me.

  • It's the "gif" community chat I'm in.

  • Let's do me as the opposite gender.

  • I'm so handsome.

  • I look like a beautiful dad.

  • I bet that guy is gay.

  • Yeah.

  • He's still gay.

  • Still got it.

  • There we go.

  • That's more like it.

  • I actually look like my sister, which makes sense.

  • But maybe-- I hope my sister doesn't see this.

  • I don't know if she'd want to hear that.

  • Oh, wow.

  • You know what's funny is I wear wigs

  • every now and then in our video, so doesn't surprise me.

  • Would I date-- would I date this girl?

  • If her personality was just as remarkable as I think

  • it is, then yes.

  • Yeah, I knew I was going to be sexy.

  • I knew I was going to be sexy.

  • My teeth a little jacked up, but I knew I was going to be sick.

  • Come on, Kalen!

  • Also, something wrong with one of my eyes, but it's OK.

  • It's OK.

  • Look at them cheekbones, and that nose, and them--

  • where's my lip?

  • What is going on with the teeth, y'all?

  • Them is two different teeth.

  • Them is two different faces on one.

  • My surgery did not go too well.

  • Let's do me in 30 years.

  • In 30 years?

  • That's in, like, 300 years.

  • I look like my grandma.

  • She's still alive.

  • Even though that doesn't look like that person's alive.

  • That is not cute.

  • Baby, I look like a wrinkled old mess.

  • It looks like I've done everything to my face.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no, no, no, no.

  • Come on.

  • Really?

  • That looks like me in 30 years?

  • I don't like that look.

  • Oh, god, that's scary.

  • Oh, look at my teeth.

  • They look so small.

  • Oh, them lips is crusty.

  • Now, somebody should have told senior citizen Kalen

  • to put some Carmex on.

  • I'll do old photo for $500.

  • Damn it.

  • What would you tell this kid?

  • Don't listen to what all the kids in high school

  • say about you.

  • It's not true.

  • Get contacts instead of glasses.

  • Don't let those kids on the bus pick on you.

  • Baby, you keep on being dramatic and theatrical, OK,

  • because it's gonna get you a really good coin.

Me in 30 years.

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