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Me in 30 years.
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Ew!
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Oh, my god.
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What is this?
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Oh, gosh.
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I already saw the jelly beans.
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I hate you guys.
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Me with new hair.
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I don't like that at all.
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I feel like I've seen me with longer hair,
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and I imagined it in my head that I would a lot better.
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Why do I look like Montel Williams?
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I would not consider this look.
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I'm sorry.
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I need hair on my head, because I have such a small head.
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Oh, wow, that is a moment.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's not a bad look at all.
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It's just not my look.
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Actually, you know what?
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I kind of look like my old self, when I was in high school,
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because I used to have really dark hair.
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Baby, this perm and relax have got to go.
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I look like I am singing in Earth, Wind, and Fire.
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Oh, shoot.
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That's what I'd look like with straight hair.
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Wow.
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Who wouldn't known?
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Guess the jelly bean flavor.
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I can already tell you that this is something I don't want,
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because it's all brown.
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Oh my god.
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It's like a bad piece of beef jerky.
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Is that broccoli?
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Grass, like freshly cut grass.
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It tastes like trash.
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It's pretty good.
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What is it supposed to be?
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Is it something bad?
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I should not know this, but dirt.
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Dirt?
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How do I know this?
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I used to eat rocks when I was little.
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Yeah.
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That's a true fact.
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Oh, it's pretty good.
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That's why it's so familiar.
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I had it this morning.
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Is this also dirt?
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Yeah, this is also dirt.
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Thanks, Ellen.
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How do you pronounce this word?
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Oh, "gif."
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100%.
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I'm not even going to argue about this one.
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It's "gif."
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"Jif," right?
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"Gif"?
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"Gif"?
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"Jif"?
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"Gif."
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"Jif."
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I think it's "Jif."
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Excuse me.
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It's the "gif" community chat I'm in.
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Let's do me as the opposite gender.
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I'm so handsome.
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I look like a beautiful dad.
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I bet that guy is gay.
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Yeah.
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He's still gay.
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Still got it.
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There we go.
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That's more like it.
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I actually look like my sister, which makes sense.
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But maybe-- I hope my sister doesn't see this.
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I don't know if she'd want to hear that.
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Oh, wow.
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You know what's funny is I wear wigs
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every now and then in our video, so doesn't surprise me.
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Would I date-- would I date this girl?
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If her personality was just as remarkable as I think
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it is, then yes.
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Yeah, I knew I was going to be sexy.
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I knew I was going to be sexy.
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My teeth a little jacked up, but I knew I was going to be sick.
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Come on, Kalen!
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Also, something wrong with one of my eyes, but it's OK.
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It's OK.
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Look at them cheekbones, and that nose, and them--
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where's my lip?
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What is going on with the teeth, y'all?
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Them is two different teeth.
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Them is two different faces on one.
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My surgery did not go too well.
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Let's do me in 30 years.
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In 30 years?
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That's in, like, 300 years.
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I look like my grandma.
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She's still alive.
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Even though that doesn't look like that person's alive.
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That is not cute.
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Baby, I look like a wrinkled old mess.
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It looks like I've done everything to my face.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Come on.
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Really?
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That looks like me in 30 years?
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I don't like that look.
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Oh, god, that's scary.
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Oh, look at my teeth.
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They look so small.
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Oh, them lips is crusty.
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Now, somebody should have told senior citizen Kalen
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to put some Carmex on.
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I'll do old photo for $500.
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Damn it.
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What would you tell this kid?
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Don't listen to what all the kids in high school
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say about you.
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It's not true.
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Get contacts instead of glasses.
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Don't let those kids on the bus pick on you.
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Baby, you keep on being dramatic and theatrical, OK,
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because it's gonna get you a really good coin.