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Me in 30 years.
Ew!
Oh, my god.
What is this?
Oh, gosh.
I already saw the jelly beans.
I hate you guys.
Me with new hair.
I don't like that at all.
I feel like I've seen me with longer hair,
and I imagined it in my head that I would a lot better.
Why do I look like Montel Williams?
I would not consider this look.
I'm sorry.
I need hair on my head, because I have such a small head.
Oh, wow, that is a moment.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not a bad look at all.
It's just not my look.
Actually, you know what?
I kind of look like my old self, when I was in high school,
because I used to have really dark hair.
Baby, this perm and relax have got to go.
I look like I am singing in Earth, Wind, and Fire.
Oh, shoot.
That's what I'd look like with straight hair.
Wow.
Who wouldn't known?
Guess the jelly bean flavor.
I can already tell you that this is something I don't want,
because it's all brown.
Oh my god.
It's like a bad piece of beef jerky.
Is that broccoli?
Grass, like freshly cut grass.
It tastes like trash.
It's pretty good.
What is it supposed to be?
Is it something bad?
I should not know this, but dirt.
Dirt?
How do I know this?
I used to eat rocks when I was little.
Yeah.
That's a true fact.
Oh, it's pretty good.
That's why it's so familiar.
I had it this morning.
Is this also dirt?
Yeah, this is also dirt.
Thanks, Ellen.
How do you pronounce this word?
Oh, "gif."
100%.
I'm not even going to argue about this one.
It's "gif."
"Jif," right?
"Gif"?
"Gif"?
"Jif"?
"Gif."
"Jif."
I think it's "Jif."
Excuse me.
It's the "gif" community chat I'm in.
Let's do me as the opposite gender.
I'm so handsome.
I look like a beautiful dad.
I bet that guy is gay.
Yeah.
He's still gay.
Still got it.
There we go.
That's more like it.
I actually look like my sister, which makes sense.
But maybe-- I hope my sister doesn't see this.
I don't know if she'd want to hear that.
Oh, wow.
You know what's funny is I wear wigs
every now and then in our video, so doesn't surprise me.
Would I date-- would I date this girl?
If her personality was just as remarkable as I think
it is, then yes.
Yeah, I knew I was going to be sexy.
I knew I was going to be sexy.
My teeth a little jacked up, but I knew I was going to be sick.
Come on, Kalen!
Also, something wrong with one of my eyes, but it's OK.
It's OK.
Look at them cheekbones, and that nose, and them--
where's my lip?
What is going on with the teeth, y'all?
Them is two different teeth.
Them is two different faces on one.
My surgery did not go too well.
Let's do me in 30 years.
In 30 years?
That's in, like, 300 years.
I look like my grandma.
She's still alive.
Even though that doesn't look like that person's alive.
That is not cute.
Baby, I look like a wrinkled old mess.
It looks like I've done everything to my face.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
Really?
That looks like me in 30 years?
I don't like that look.
Oh, god, that's scary.
Oh, look at my teeth.
They look so small.
Oh, them lips is crusty.
Now, somebody should have told senior citizen Kalen
to put some Carmex on.
I'll do old photo for $500.
Damn it.
What would you tell this kid?
Don't listen to what all the kids in high school
say about you.
It's not true.
Get contacts instead of glasses.
Don't let those kids on the bus pick on you.
Baby, you keep on being dramatic and theatrical, OK,
because it's gonna get you a really good coin.
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