but the President of the United States picked a fight with you

on Twitter.

Randomly.

Yeah.

But I just want to say that it's just

like, when I heard about this, it's

like kind of not even shocking to hear that the president is

picking fights with people on Twitter.

Like, it's just like, that something's wrong with that.

We all just wait for our day to come.

Yeah.

And mine happened to be Sunday.

Yeah, OK.

So, what did you do?

Explain what was happening.

I just got all these phone alerts,

some being from Andy actually.

[LAUGHING]

And I was like, what, something's happening.

So I go on Twitter to see it, but I'm still blocked,

so I have no idea what he said.

So the president is blocked you because you've

said some things about him and he didn't like it,

so he blocked you.

Like, I've said a lot of things.

I mean, this wasn't that random.

I've said a lot of things in the past, I think since like 2012.

I've been saying things about him, but, yeah.

I mean, it was just--

so someone had to send me screenshots and it was--

my heart stopped, because at that moment,

you know that you're about to get just

a wildest group of people ever.

OK, explain what happened though.

So people that don't know what--

Well, John did a story on MSNBC about criminal justice reform.

So he was a part of that interview.

I was not a part of it at all.

And then Donald, for some reason,

thought that John was taking all the credit for it, and me.

And I didn't even know he was filming this thing.

Honestly, I didn't even know anything about it.

So, he just went in and he called John a boring musician

and his filthy mouth wife.

Which, those two things are true.

John is boring, I do have a filthy mouth.

[LAUGHING]

But when it's you-- when the card lands on you that day,

it's just really like, oh, crap, because you're whole night's

ruined.

We spent the entire rest of the night just sitting just

like this, next to each other, handing each other our phone.

Should I say this?

Should I say this?

No.

Should I say this?

No.

No, it has to be funnier.

No.

No, because we're mad.

Yeah we're mad.

And then it just went on all night.

So, you said, we can't say--

I might of said something.

You said something that we can't say.

[LAUGHING]

[APPLAUSE]

That's a lot of asterisks.

Yeah, because we can't say those words.

Can I say it now?

If you want to.

I said, LOL what a [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] president.

All right.

All right, so then that started trending, and that kind of--

Yeah we got hashtag [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] president

or president [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] was trending.

But they couldn't really show that it was trending.

But I got enough Twitter family and friends to know.

So then it became PAB.

Yeah.

Right.

Then it became PAB.

It got shortened to President PAB, PAB President.

We're still working on how to copyright the correct term.

All right so-- and how does John feel

when you-- because you really are outspoken.

You're not scared of anything.

You'll say exactly how you feel.

Yeah.

And--

But I had been so good for so long.

I was-- I really--

like, I've been on such good behavior.

I really think before I tweet lately, because, you know,

I've really I've gotten to this point where

I don't want to offend people just for a joke.

You have to be careful, I guess.

I mean, I understand you were angry and you know--

It was a weird feeling.

I was really angry.

I think my eyes filled up with water just at the shock of it,

that I can't believe this really happens right now.

Yeah.

He just goes on these rants and usually very late

at night for him.

You just wait for him to say something

but you don't think it's going to be you, and then.

Yeah.

Yeah, but then it goes into-- you

realize why you love Twitter and you love your friends.

I had so many group chats going that night

of just hilarious people and people making funny videos,

sending to me.

Right.

It was-- so then you laugh about it.

Right.

So, now you've calmed down, and that's

just-- you're going to let that go, right?

Yeah, maybe.

Did he say something else?

No, I don't know.

I don't know anything.

You had--

Is he here?

You had a--

[LAUGHING]

Yeah, come on out, Donald.

That would be the best--

What a surprise.

Oh, god.

Hello.