What did I do wrong?

Nothing.

What did I do wrong?

What could I have done wrong?

Do I have to go through this again?

I see them.

What are they doing?

Eating.

I just don't understand what I did to deserve this.

Nothing.

That's my whole point.

You are the victim here.

I know.

It's just, why is she treating me this way?

I don't know.

Mike.

What did I do wrong?

Mike, stop.

Relax.

Just relax.

Okay?

Stop asking rational questions.

I know, I know, you're right. You're right.

Yeah.

Because women act on emotion and not logic.

Precisely.

It's a totally different species.

They say we are "species".

What?

"Emotion, not logic".

What?

Guys, it's ready.

Will, not right now.

They broke up with you.

What else is there to talk about?

Tons.

Yeah, we're trying to solve the great mystery of the female species.

[BURP]

Dude, you can smell the nacho cheese.

I got that beat.

What?

Oh, no.

No, Lucas, no.

No! Lucas! Lucas!

What, what happened?

What? What? What happened?

[BOTH LAUGHING]