>> Jimmy: YOU -- WOW.

AND HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER OTHER

THAN THIS WEIRD PAIRING OF YOU

AND SINEAD O'CONNOR?

>> WHY IS THAT WEIRD?

>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S JUST LIKE -- IT'S ALMOST

LIKE HEY, I'M BALD, YOU'RE BALD,

LET'S GET TOGETHER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW?

IT'S WEIRD.

>> WELL, SHE'S DOING MENTAL

ILLNESS, AND I'M NOT A PLUMBER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: YEAH.

IT'S JUST -- IT SEEMS ODD --

>> I HAD A GOOD SUMMER.

IT STARTED OFF A LITTLE ROUGH.

BUT IT SMOOTHED OUT.

>> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED?

WHY DID IT START OFF ROUGH?

>> SO I WAS -- WITH SOME OF MY

BUDDIES, I HAVE A LOST BUDDIES

THAT ARE STUNTMEN IN HOLLYWOOD.

>> Jimmy: YOU DO?

>> YEAH.

WE HANG OUT AND TRY TO OUTDO

EACH OTHER.

AND I THINK THEY GET TOGETHER

BEFORE I CAN GET THERE AND SAY

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET HIM TO

DO THIS.

ANYWAY, WE WERE AT MY HOUSE, AND

I WAS DOING A WHEELIE UP THE

DRIVEWAY ON A MOTOCROSS BIKE,

AND I GOT TO THE TOP OF THE

DRIVEWAY AND FROM THE TIME I

LEFT TO THE TIME I GOT BACK

SOMEBODY APPARENTLY PUT A

50-FOOT PALM TREE RIGHT AT THE

TOP OF THE DRIVEWAY BECAUSE WHEN

I CAME DOWN IT WAS THERE.

>> Jimmy: YOU RAN INTO A PALM

TREE DOING A WHEELIE.

AND NOBODY VIDEOTAPED THIS?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I CAME DOWN AND THE PALM TREE

WAS THERE, AND I HAD TO BAIL.

AND I DID BAIL.

AND I'M NO MINNOW.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE A BIG

GUY.

>> AND WHEN I HIT THE GROUND

THINGS WENT BACK.

>> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

>> WELL, I BROKE SIX RIBS.

>> Jimmy: OH.

>> I CRUSHED THIS SHOULDER.

I HAD A LUNG CONTUSION.

AND IT WAS SOME SERIOUS STUFF.

>> Jimmy: DID IT EVER OCCUR TO

YOU THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE

DIRT-BIKING ANYMORE?

>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 20 YOU

COULD TAKE A BULLET IN THE

SHOULDER AND, YOU KNOW, BY

MORNING YOU'D KIND OF SHAKE IT

OFF AND YOU'RE FINE.

NOW I GET A HANGNAIL AND IT'S A

MONTH BEFORE YOU'RE ANY BETTER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE.

SO I CALLED THIS FRIEND OF MINE

WHO RUNS A MEDICAL IMAGING

CENTER IN SANTA MONICA, DR. J

ABOR.

"STAR WARS" PLACE OVER THERE.

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT, AND I

CALLED HIM AND I SAID WHAT ARE

YOU DOING?

HE SAID I'M IN A TUXEDO, I'M

HOSTING A BIG DINNER, I'M

GETTING READY TO LEAVE.

I SAID COULD YOU STOP BY THE

OFFICE ON THE WAY AND CHECK ME

OUT?

AND HE DID.

I GOT THERE, HIS WHOLE STAFF WAS

THERE.

I'M THERE THREE MINUTES, HE SAYS

WE'RE STOPPING THESE TESTS, YOU

ARE -- YOU HAVE SIX BROKEN RIBS.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

IF YOU HAVE THREE BROKEN RIBS,

THEY DIAGNOSE YOU AS RESPIRATORY

FAILURE.

HE SAID YOU'RE GOING IN THE

HOSPITAL.

>> Jimmy: HE DID?

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU OKAY NOW?

>> COMPARED TO THEN, YEAH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

NO, I'VE REALLY -- I'VE HEALED

UP GREAT.

THEY COULDN'T OPERATE ON THE

SHOULDER THEN BECAUSE MY LUNG

WAS BLEEDING.

SO I WENT BACK AND FINISHED THE

SEASON AND DID --

>> Jimmy: YOU DID?

>> YEAH.

I WENT BACK AND DID 25 SHOWS.

AND THEN AFTER THE LAST SHOW I

WENT RIGHT FROM THE STAGE TO THE

HOSPITAL AND THEY OPERATED ON

THE SHOULDER.

>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT

A HERO YOU ARE.

>> OPENING THE STAGE DOORS --

OH, LISTEN, HERO MY ASS.

>> Jimmy: NO, I WAS KIDDING.

I WASN'T MEANING THAT REALLY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NO, I KNOW.

I WASN'T GOING TO LET YOU HAVE

THAT CHEAP SHOT.

BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU --

>> Jimmy: BUT YOU MADE IT WORSE

IN A WAY.

>> THESE RED LIGHTS ON THE

CAMERA, SOON AS THAT RED LIGHT

OFF I WAS WHINING LIKE A

10-YEAR-OLD GIRL IN A HAUNTED

HOUSE.

>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> Jimmy: I HAVE A SHOW IDEA FOR

YOU.