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  • - [Snooki] My God, no.

  • - What the (beep) is that, man?

  • (upbeat music)

  • What the (beep), bro?

  • - [Narrator] On this episode of How Far is Tattoo Far?,

  • Byron and his best friend Cisco

  • put their bromance to the test.

  • Typically they're inseparable, but when it comes to fashion,

  • they're on opposite ends of the spectrum.

  • - What are we here to do?

  • Like, what are y'all's biggest pet peeves about each other?

  • - Oh, yeah.

  • So these crop top.

  • - I love the crop top.

  • - Byron definitely loves his crop tops.

  • He thinks it's the coolest thing on Earth.

  • But I don't want to see all that hair.

  • It's just gross and nasty, man.

  • - [Narrator] Byron has concerns

  • about some of his friend's choices, too.

  • - [Snooki] Are you guys single?

  • - Yeah.

  • - He's a bit scared when it comes to talking to ladies.

  • He gets nervous and I just think he needs to let go of that.

  • Cisco's not really the go-getter

  • when it comes to going and talking to the ladies.

  • He tends to freeze up

  • even if they come and talk to him first.

  • - Well how do you approach a girl?

  • - Oh, I don't.

  • (laughter)

  • - Oh, I don't.

  • - Oh, I don't.

  • - [Narrator] One thing they can agree on,

  • why they're here today.

  • - What are your intentions with these tattoos?

  • - I think my man needs to learn how to get out there

  • and meet some new ladies

  • and I'm here to give him a lesson.

  • - [Narrator] Without further ado,

  • let's get these tattoos started.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - I'm very nervous right now.

  • - I'm trying to breathe.

  • - Oh my God, this tattoo is so big.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - So I'm literally being stabbed in the back

  • by my best friend.

  • Byron, I hate you.

  • - Oh my God!

  • You're definitely not gonna get girls now.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Okay. So we're done.

  • I'm going to send you off into the world.

  • - [Narrator] Now it's time to learn what lessons

  • these two are teaching one another.

  • - All right, Byron.

  • You ready for this?

  • Let's go!

  • All right, we're gonna put the shades back on.

  • Byron, what's going through your head right now?

  • - I hope it's something I can still show off

  • and wear crop tops with.

  • (big sigh)

  • - Y'all are savage.

  • - [Snooki] Yeah.

  • - For real.

  • - I'm just really, really super nervous right now.

  • - I hope it's worth it.

  • (suspenseful music)

  • - What the (beep) is that?

  • Is that a lawn mower?

  • - It's a lawn mower.

  • - What the (beep), bro?

  • - Look where it's leading.

  • I like what it says.

  • - Cut that (beep).

  • That's not funny.

  • - You don't like it?

  • - No.

  • That (beep) tacky.

  • - Cisco, why did you do this?

  • - Just like as a daily reminder to manscape,

  • trim his (beep) up.

  • Stop wearing those crop tops.

  • Make it look nice and neat.

  • - For who, though?

  • - For everybody.

  • - Look at that face.

  • He's so upset.

  • - I'm trying to stay calm.

  • - Tell us why you're so upset right now.

  • - Because, this is my body.

  • I wear crop tops.

  • This is part of my style and now that's ruined.

  • This tattoo's not sexy at all.

  • And now I'm not sexy.

  • - You are still sexy. - [Snooki] Yeah!

  • - Let's just make that clear.

  • - Cisco, I can't believe you, bro.

  • - His is worse.

  • (sigh)

  • - All right, let's do the switch-a-roonie.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Byron, any regrets?

  • - I just wish I made it bigger.

  • - He's stone-cold pissed right now.

  • - Byron, you did him so dirty.

  • - He ruined my style.

  • - [Snooki] Oh my God. No.

  • - What the (beep) is that, man?

  • - What the (beep), bro?

  • (laughter)

  • Bro.

  • Like and you was crying about that (beep)?

  • (big sigh)

  • - [Nico] He's got six sets of testicles on his back.

  • - It's a tree ball.

  • So what does that mean?

  • - So, basically, I feel like he doesn't have any balls

  • when it comes to talking to ladies.

  • He needs to grow a pair and be able to step up and do that.

  • - How is that gonna help me get girls?

  • - It's ball sacks hanging from a tree.

  • - [Byron] I mean, who's gonna see it?

  • - [Cisco] This is on TV, bro.

  • - If y'all want to hug it out right now, we're here for it.

  • - Naw.

  • - Not right now.

  • - We can't be cool after this, bro.

  • I would never trust Byron again.

  • (sigh)

  • - Really?

  • - Ever again.

  • - [Narrator] So some time has passed.

  • Are Cisco and Byron able to mend their friendship?

  • - Cisco, he doesn't like the tattoo.

  • He doesn't like the placement.

  • So, that's why he hasn't forgiven me.

  • And, my tattoo, everybody makes fun of it

  • but I am still rocking crop tops.

- [Snooki] My God, no.

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