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Ask an Apple user what their constant companion is and "Siri" would be the most common response!
Apple's digital assistant is our go-to even when we have the freakiest question in mind, thanks to Siri's comic timing that we end up smiling with a frown!
Well, it's not always so chilled out with Siri; you see it can turn brutal and if your heart isn't that strong, may God bless you!
But if you are adamant on testing Siri's and your patience then go ahead and say these 10 things to it.
For others who are in no mood of trouble with their companion, stay clear!
Number 10 - Ask Siri to call your boyfriend.
Dear iPhone users, are you using your phone's technology to allocate family status to your contacts?
Yea we know it's nice and asking Siri to call a contact sounds harmless; you still aren't using it to call your significant other, especially in front of them!
Imagine if you haven't removed the boyfriend title from your ex's number…
Siri might respond to your request of calling your boyfriend with "which one" and that… won't be pretty!
Number 9 - Flirt with Siri.
A nice voice, ready to answer you any time of the day or night!
Doesn't that make for a perfect scenario to flirt?
No matter how tempting that is, control your urges, shut up your libido and do not flirt with Siri!
You already have had your fair share of heart breaks and Siri would only add to the list, so why fall in the trap?
Once a user asked Siri to talk dirty, "The carpet needs vacuum cleaning" wasn't a flirtatious reply!
Number 8 - Ask Siri to give you a nickname.
Why is Siri less robotic than other AI?
Yes, because while answering to your not so intelligent questions, it will include your name.
That's smart until you are bored and decide to get yourself a nickname from Siri!
Though it may still be cute and fun for a while, imagine yourself in a board meeting and asking serious questions to Siri, only to have it call you superman.
Uhmmm, you don't need us to tell you that by the time you've received an answer from the app, the entire board is already having a hearty laugh at your expense!
Number 7 - Ask what zero divided by zero is.
We know it is a lame question and so just don't ask it.
But we know you are going to try it anyway so let's spoil your fun!
The response would be, "Imagine that you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends.
How many cookies does each person get?
See?
It doesn't make sense.
And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."
Uhmmm that was brutal and honest truth!
Number 6 - Suggest Siri a new name.
How often do you enjoy when your friends feel the need to change your name to something more "appropriate"?
Not much we guess, then why put poor Siri through this torture?
Asking it to be renamed as Keith or Barbara or anything else for that matter won't be taken in good humor and yes, we are warning you!
Siri will act stubborn and if you really piss it off by asking what Siri means, be prepared to be lashed with random numbers.
If that is tempting for you, go on try it!
Number 5 - Ask what came first, chicken or egg.
Yeah, this question has bugged us for years now but Siri is not going to give you a satisfactory answer.
Doubt us?
Go try is for yourself and for those of you who are beginning to fear Siri's verbal banter, we have you covered here!
Your mate will revert with, "Well, you can set an egg timer, but you can't set a chicken timer.
I don't know if that helps.”
Yea darling that helps a lot!
Another response you can expect is, "A boiled chicken or a boiled egg, either way you are going to eat that little thing so how does that matter?"
Siri is right here!
Number 4 - Ask what should I wear.
Okay ladies, Siri ain't your girlfriend so spare it the horror of dealing with your fashion queries!
We can understand your pain when you have to dress up for a party and have nobody to guide you on an outfit but Siri is definitely not the answer.
Unless you are prepared for some Siri style bashing and that girl won't be good for your morale!
It might just be too honest like, "wear anything that your family won't be scared of" maybe you can handle that but saying that nobody cares about your dress is plain savage!
Number 3 - Ask what is the meaning of life.
Siri has a lot of answers up its sleeves but won't it be better to leave your philosophy based queries to Rumi?
We don't doubt Siri's intelligence and there is certainly no planning to mess up with this app but why load it with the responsibility of finding the meaning of life?
No, we aren't trying to protect it from your confused questions, believe us it is you who we want to protect.
After all hearing, "I wish I knew, I would have been a human instead of you" won't do you any good!
Number 2 - Ask why am I here.
You can be frustrated and depressed and a whole lot of mess but never, we repeat never ask Siri, "Why am I here?" because the answer won't be very comforting!
You have by now understood that no matter how much you love Siri, it is at the end a cold hearted app and what can you expect from it?
Yes, it will make you feel worse and if that's not your plan, don't attempt it.
For the curious ones, the answer would be, "Literally I have been wondering the same that why are you here and alive."
Uhmm, not a polite thing to say!
Number 1 - Ask how old you are Siri.
You might have heard about the saying, "Never ask a woman her age!"
Well, the kind of responses Siri gives on being asked about its age, maybe Siri is a woman after all!
Jokes aside, the age question either puts off Siri or it has a great sense of humor.
Whatever it is, the answers are brutal!
Typical responses would be, "Are you going to marry me?", "How does it matter?" or "I am as young as the port wine!"
Don't be shocked people, that's Siri for you!
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Tell us in the comment section below.
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