- Next.

Checking in?

- You know it.

- Go ahead and place any bags or pets on the scale please.

- No problem.

(screeching)

- I can not allow that animal to board the plane.

- Oh, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.

She's a service animal.

- She's a dinosaur.

- I mean, he needs her for emotional support.

(thumping)

- No. -Yes, please.

We're not just one of those bogus a-hole couples.

I get anxiety and I need her to calm me down.

- A word, 'cause I'm getting anxiety just standing here.

(screeching)

- Shh.

I was with her at birth.

And I've been separated from her one time

and I will not let that happen again.

- He wouldn't have the courage to talk to you right now

if she weren't here.

- Exactly.

- He's the most cowardly man you've ever seen.

- Well. - It's so unattractive.

- Okay, that's really helping.

Listen, I didn't wanna do this,

but I read the bylaws and there's no specific rules

stating that I can't have a dinosaur on your plane.

So, load her up. (screeching)

- It could kill everyone on board.

- Name one person who was killed by a dinosaur.

- What about at that park they keep having to close down?

- What park?

- We don't know what you're talking about.

- Look, I wanna help you, but I have to at least know

that you have some control over the animal.

- You wanna see control?

I'll show you control.

- She's highly trained.

Watch.

(screeching)

- No, that's wrong.

That's just, she's super submissive.

- Oh really?

- Oh yeah. - Yeah.

- Sit.

(screeching)

- Come on, you have to say with authority.

Watch.

Blue, go full beast mode.

(screeching)

- Very good, honey.

Blue, eat your pole.

Huh?

- You're just saying things she's already doing.

- Blue, stay!

See, she's understand.

- She's in a kennel, where's she --

(screeching)

Oh no!

- Here we go.

- Can I speak with your supervisor?

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(sighs)

Thanks a lot, that really hit the spot.