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  • Gaming week, day 3 b-----es

    ゲーミングウィーク三日目だぞ お前ら!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Minecraft Part 2!

    ”Minecraft Part 2?!”

  • AW HECK YEAAAHH!

    ”ヤッタアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア”

  • You guys have been making fun of me in the comments >:(

    ”Bro land”は続くぜ……

  • Don't think I don't read those saying I don't know how to play game. I don't know how to make minecraft

    お前ら俺の事コメント欄でバカにしてるけどさ

  • Yeah, I'm a veteran. Okay, I was born playing Minecraft. I played Minecraft before you were born

    「どうせ実況するゲームがないんだろ」なんてコメント 俺が読んでるなんて思うなよ

  • Okay :)

    Minecraftの作り方 (?) は知らないけどさ

  • Let's grab these :)

    な? 俺はベテランだ いいな 俺はminecraftをプレイするために生まれてきたんだ

  • Alright, I know there's a new bunch of new features. Why is everyone spinning this is not brit stop

    こちとらお前らが生まれるより前から minecraftをプレイしてんだよ

  • God, you're pissing me off. >:( I can use this claw thing to cut animals, which is what I want to do. Come here kitty :P

    オーケイ??

  • Let me cut you kitty. >:)

    まずこいつらを採るか

  • I swear to god kitty. Let me cut you

    よしと

  • Kitty! I didn't hurt the cat. I'm just trying to cut him, ha!

    なんか新しいのが追加されたのは知ってるんだけどさ

  • Jesus okay. Maybe I shouldn't run around with a dynamite. So where's my house again? I forgot. that's a turtle!

    なんでどいつもこいつも回ってんだよ

  • Oh my go- hey!

    これはよろしくな…………ストップ

  • Can I ride please? Let me ride that, don't go! ;-;

    はあお前めっちゃイラつくわ

  • I love you!

    この爪っぽいので動物を刈れるっぽいから やってみたいんだけどさ

  • nobody:

    来な 子猫ちゃん

  • Minecraft: Turtles.

    カットさせてくれよ ネコチャン

  • Am I right? Alright, I need to get back to my base. Maybe I should steal some decoration. Where's my house?

    俺は大真面目だぞ 頼むから切らせてくれよ

  • I forgot where my house. So the goal of this episode is to start a farm and enter

    ネコチャン?? ちょっ……

  • Minecraft and maybe

    俺はネコを傷つけてないぞ ただカットしようとしてるだけだからな

  • redecorate the house just a little bit

    あっぶねえ

  • (Pewd's lovely, and amazing laugh laugh)

    もしかしたらTNT持って 走り回らないほうがいいかもな

  • A lot of you were saying like my house. I don't kn- WHAT!

    それで俺の家どこだっけ 忘れちまった

  • 33 f-----n iron dude, I'm rich as balls. Dude my bed is epic as well, like this house is nice

    こいつウミガメじゃん!!!!!

  • I don't- I don't get like why you guys hate it.

    マジか

  • (Pewds laughing and incoherently muttering "I don't understand the problem with my "inhale" house" )

    乗っていい? 頼むから乗らせt……

  • Alright, so I know a couple things, right?

    行かないでよおおお

  • I know a couple things I can use this bucket and I can use this sugar cane and wheat

    アイラヴユーーーーーーーーーー

  • Is it the sugar I use? I don't really know.

    Minecraftときたら”カメ追加しようぜ”ってか ウケるな

  • Maybe we can plant the eggs. No, wait. What? All right, my dudes. So we want to make one of these a hoe

    よし、拠点に戻らないと

  • All right. Let's make a hoe

    いくつか装飾ブロックを盗んでいったほうが 良いかもな

  • People have space for all their shii-z right, so we're gonna make a nice little farm I think

    俺の家マジでどこだっけ すっかり忘れてるんだけど

  • so to make a farm you need the hoe.. (Pewds amazing laugh again)

    で、このエピソードの目標は 農場を始めて……

  • And you hit the top that does not work. What the hell, listen, I spent six hours watching minecraft tutorials. Why is it not working?

    そんで、入るんだよ……

  • Maybe I need to plant the hoe? (yes totally)

    Minecraftに (???)

  • What do I do with the hoe? Now I can plant the seed

    で、もしかすると家をちょっとだけ 改装するかもしれない…………w

  • No, AH

    お前ら俺の家キライみたいだからな

  • Okay, oh I right-click (Pewds just randomly starts saying, "wooh, woooooh"

    なんでか分からんけd……WHAT??

  • Yeah, Aw

    見ろよ 33個の鉄インゴットだぞ

  • You guys thought I wasn't good at Minecraft. Okay. All right, we gotta hurry up. We gotta hurry up put the, put the seeds

    俺めっちゃ金t……金持ちじゃん

  • Put the seeds bii-. O h

    おまけに俺のベッドとか最高じゃん

  • God, did you hear that?

    つかこの家普通に良くない?

  • PLANT!

    俺にとっては何がそんなに 嫌いなのか分からないんだけど……w

  • Plant god, damn it. Is that all the seeds I have? How do I get seeds? Okay. It's night time

    マジでどこが問題なのか 分かんないんだよね…………ww

  • Let's have a sleepy time. I sleep with my wheat

    さて

  • All right, a new day a new life to live. Now. Let's look at my plant. Look how much they grow dude. Holy cow!

    で、とりあえず知ってることは

  • Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

    このバケツとサトウキビと 小麦を使って……

  • All right, this is going really really good

    俺が持ってるの砂糖か? よくわかんないけど

  • Why is he not growing? Oh, I know. I-- life hack life hack

    あー

  • Okay

    もしかしたらこのタマゴを 植えられる (?) かもな

  • so you can take bet you kids didn't know this you can take bone and make it into bone meat and

    いや、んな訳あるか え?

  • Then you grab the bone meat and then you put the bone meat over the over there

    よしお前r……君たち これから俺が作るのはコイツだ

  • This is like a pro tip. A lot of people don't know how to do this

    ”クワ”だ

  • You do that it grows quicker

    ・laughter 【名】笑うこと、笑い 2. 笑い声、笑っている声 3.〔笑いによる〕楽しみ、うれしさ 【発音】/lǽftər/

  • It's whatever. So now we have more seed

    よし クワを作るとするか

  • Which we can plant hoes (totally)

    laughter noun [ U ] UK ​ /ˈlɑːf.tər/ US ​ /ˈlæf.tɚ/ ​ the act or sound of laughing: She roared with laughter (= laughed very loudly). As we approached the hall we could hear the sound of laughter.

  • Okay, this is pretty epic. Dude. We're make whoa

    皆どうやってスペース確保してんだ

  • How does bones work dude

    さてと これから俺が作るのは いい感じの農場な訳だが

  • Da Da Da Da Da Daa Dah Daa Dah Da

    で、農場を作るには”クワ”が必要で……

  • Okay. All right. We have a pretty epic thing. So now what you can do, I figured this out all by myself

    skrattar [²skrạt:ar] verb 〈att skratta, skrattade, har skrattat, –, skratta! ger ifrån sig skratt Motsats: gråter Sammansättningar: små|skrattar Exempel: de skrattade åt hennes konstiga dialekt Konstruktioner: ngn skrattar (åt ngn/ngt/SATS) Uttryck: skrattar ihjäl sig, skrattar våldsamt

  • Why do I hear zombies in my house? "Inhales"

    それで一番上を叩くと…… いや違うみたいだ どういうこった

  • Okay...

    俺はminecraftのチュートリアルを見るのに6時間を 費やしたんだぞ なんで上手くいかないんだ

  • OH MY GOD!

    もしかしてクワを植え (??) なきゃいけないのか?

  • I figured out all by myself how to make a fence gate, god damn, I'm smart, dude, how do I make the planks?

    クワで何やってんだ俺

  • Ok, so now we build-- we build a gate right?

    ようやくこれで種を植えられるぞ

  • Outside our house see, I know how to play Minecraft ya kids, ya absolute children

    ダメか??

  • Okay

    オーケイ?

  • Okay. Oh

    あぁ右クリックか!

  • Okay, it's not perfect

    ヲオオオオオオオオ

  • But it works god damn it, now

    ヲオオオオオオオオオオオオ

  • What we can do is we can start taking people hostages. Ah

    イエアアアア

  • What is that sound?

    オオオオ

  • Hello!

    お前ら俺がminecraft苦手だとでも思ったか? んん?

  • Why minecraft spook me? All right horse!

    よし 急ぐか 急がないと

  • (Pewds kisses the air)

    この種をまいて

  • Hey horse

    種をまくぞ クソッタレ

  • (Pewds kisses the air again)

    うわああ 聞いたか今の……?

  • You want some of this? you want some of this wheat? Come here

    植えろ!

  • (Pewds kisses the air, yet again)

    植えろよチクショウめが

  • Come here. What the hell listen, I got wheat ma-yan. Take it what the freak?

    俺が持ってる種ってこれで全部か?

  • What are horses like in Minecraft, useless. you're useless, can he stop spinning, come here

    どうやったらタネを手に入れられるんだ?

  • Okay, now will you come I fed him wheat

    よし もう夜だ

  • My come here. I swear to God I will murder you

    おねむの時間だ

  • Come here

    俺、小麦とハサミ両手に持ちながら寝て……www

  • Alright

    さて、新しい日と新しい人生だ

  • Alright it's gotta be like that sometimes it got to be like that too bad. I alright chicken then this chicken like this

    植物がどれだけ育ったかな…… こんなに育ってるよもう すげえな

  • Hey chicken

    イエイエイエイエイエ

  • Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you like this. Oh, yeah, you like this? Oh, yeah, come here chicken

    サトウキビを植えて……

  • Come on, chicken, eat it eat it. He doesn't eat it. Alright you live today. There's no animals. I murdered them all

    オーライ

  • Yes

    これからかなり良くなるだろうな

  • Yeah, yeah you like thishh yeah-yeah, come on, come-on yeah X7 come on, come on

    *タマシイノコモッテナイハツゲン

  • Follow me my fellow nine-year-olds. That's right. Follow me (Pewds lovely laugh again) This is so awesome! ye-- it's working!

    なんでこいつ育たないんだ

  • You're gonna live safe with Papa boots

    あぁそうだ ライフハック

  • In Papa Boot's house

    よし この骨を取って…… キッズどもは知らないだろうな

  • Come on, keep following. Oh, yeah. Aye! great, son of a snake. Come here

    骨を取って、骨粉(肉?)にして……

  • Okay, we're almost there

    んで骨粉をつかんだらそれを向こうの……

  • We're almost there buddies my friends. You're better friends than anyone I met in this game. Alright

    多くの人は知らないみたいだからこれはちょっとした豆知識なんだけどさ

  • Just uh, god dammit. God dammit. You came this way. Alright coming. Alright, and then you go. Come on

    骨粉を与えるとすぐ育つんだよね

  • Come in Nick

    だから何だって感じだけど

  • One at a time. You dummies come in. Please come in

    で、今俺はもっと種を持ってるから……

  • Come on

    クワ(?)

  • It's getting dark. Okay? Okay, that's true. That's true. Come on

    よし、これは割と……イケてないか?

  • Come on squeeze in squeeze in next one for the love of God get in

    うおお

  • please

    骨がどうやって作用してるんだ

  • It's getting dark, oh now you don't want to go come here

    ダダダダダダダダダダダダ

  • Go in I'm gonna murder one of you come in. Thank you. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes close the gate. Oh

    uh……よし

  • NOO! Oh, oh

    いま割といい感じのができてるから

  • Thought I murdered him what happened to you. Why are you naked? Oh

    で、今からできることといえば……

  • My god I can cut you

    俺自分一人で全部理解したわ

  • How

    なんで家の中でゾンビの声が聞こえるんだ??

  • How you make baby? This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh god the baby escape

    フウウウウウウウ

  • Baby, can you?

    オーケーイ......?

  • now stop leaving

    オーマイガー

  • Baby come back baby, baby. There's zombies baby. I'm serious, baby sheep

    俺自分だけでわかっちまったよ どうやってフェンスゲートを作るかをな

  • Alright well bye then see if I care I don't want to kill a child

    はあ俺って頭いいわ

  • Alright fine, baby. You can sleep with me tonight. I'm literally see

    木材ってどうやって作んの?

  • vegans

    よし、これからゲートを作るぞ

  • See what I did Peter. I saved the life today. I

    家の外にな

  • Saved a goddamn life. What do you do? God, they're annoying. Alright new day. Let's sleep.. Alright we got our lamp

    ほら見ろ 俺はminecraftの遊び方を 知ってるぞキッズめ

  • We got our epic farm everything looks great. Thank you very much. Let's go out on more adventures. Okay

    このお子様め

  • It's adventure time. Come on grab your friends

    オーケー?

  • Don't have any to play Minecraft with this is so sad

    オーケー??

  • See there's sounds over there and I want to explore where that's coming from because I don't want no zombie farm in my house

    おっと

  • Whoa, it's a wide chest. It's even bigger

    さて、完璧ではないけど……

  • All right gamers

    けど機能はするぞ チクショウ さてと

  • Yeah, it's time. It's definitely something here

    で、今から俺達ができることは人間共を 人質にとり始めることだ

  • Something real spook is happening here, and I'm not afraid to explore it. Oh

    あああ

  • My god, oh my god. Oh my god. There's so many

    何の音だよコレ

  • Double kill triple kill epic gamer. Whoa, look at this cave. It's so massive. I

    ハロー??

  • Got a diamond pickaxe so I can just mine for it ever bro what it keeps going down

    なんでminecraftが俺を怖がらせるんだよ

  • What?

    よし、馬にするか

  • Okay, guys, this is epic minecraft adventure. Oh, you scared me Betty

    ヘイホース

  • Sorry, you have to die as a prize Oh

    こいつが欲しいか? この小麦のことだぞ

  • too tiny to

    来いよ

  • tiny

    来いよほら

  • tiny

    (いらね じゃあな) なんでだよ 聞けよ 俺は小麦を持ってるんだぞ

  • That's right you then we're going for more diamonds I want to fold diamond armor

    受け取ってくれよ

  • Very mean my diamond minecraft up pickaxe

    なんなn……なんなんだよ minecraftの馬って何が好きなんだよ???

  • Dammit now, I keep finding material, but I don't need but I feel like I have to farm it. This is

    役立たずめ 使えない馬だな おま……

  • All right, let's explore

    あの村人まだ回ってんのかよ

  • There's too much. Oh Jesus

    こっち来いよ

  • Jesus Christ

    さてと これでついて来るのか? こいつに小麦をあげたんだけど

  • Let's scare my balls. Ooh

    ちょ……来てくれよ 来ないとひどいぞ 俺は本気だからな

  • All right. We're laughs god damn it

    来なさい

  • Who said mine cried isn't terrifying Here I am minding my own business

    そっか…………

  • Dude look how my diamond pick is barely move dude diamond pickaxe for

    そうだよな そういう時もあるよな そういう時も

  • Life brah for life. We got to get more. We got to get more be careful. Don't think I need this much higher

    仕方ない ニワトリにするか ニワトリって小麦好きだっけ?

  • But I just accidentally dig up in my own house

    ヘイチキン

  • God dammit. Alright, I got a I got a shiryu. We need more of my diamonds. God dammit. That's all I want Oh

    そうだろ これが欲しいだろ こいつが好きなんだろ

  • What is down there hello

    そうそう こっち来て

  • What is this nun Nico day

    ほらチキン 食えよ 食えってば

  • Whoa

    こいつ食わねえじゃん!!!

  • Whoa, whoa

    よし 今日のところは生かしといてやる

  • Not like this not like this

    動物いねえんだけど 俺が全部殺したからか

  • Don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot. Oh he fell for the old don't shoot string. Oh god, they're everywhere

    イエース……!

  • What is this place

    よし ついてこい

  • My god, it's so mysterious. I found the new hidden cave thing

    そうだよな お前らはこれ好きだろうな

  • That's awesome. Okay. I remember now you can make a shield in Minecraft how to make shield in Minecraft

    ほら来いよ

  • I'll have iron on me god damn it. I don't have iron on me. I can make some

    イエイエイエイエイエイエイエ こっち来な

  • My god, I'm scared this music doesn't fit at all

    ついてきたまえ 我が同志よ

  • Does that mean there's been people here before me

    そうだ ついてきたまえ ハッハッハー

  • There's I'm not the first one. Okay, we have iron I

    すげえよ 上手くいったみたいだ

  • Can make a shield now. I know how to make shield. I know in my head

    お前らは俺の屋根の下で安全に暮らせるんだぞ

  • You just make a Y and then you put the PP in the middle shield mother free-cos

    パパの家の中でな

  • All right, and then you put the shield. All right, we're ready for some epic minecraft adventures now

    ほら、しっかりついてきな

  • All right, let's find some goddamn gold because what?

    エーイ

  • Huh, well, this sounds coming from whoa, this is epic. Ah

    灰色の……チクショウめが こっち来なさい

  • Let's shoot don't shoot I am oh

    よし そろそろ着くぞ

  • They're shooting each other

    もうすぐ着くぞお前ら わが友よ

  • Dude we haven't found diamond yet. Come on

    お前らこのゲームで作った友達の中で一番だわ

  • This place is insane, dude. Oh, it's the baby zombie freak off. I

    オーライ

  • Don't want to kill a child. I

    あとちょっと……ああチクショウ しょうがない こっちの道通ってきて

  • Will kill a child I will kill a child

    よし お入りなさい

  • I don't have time for children don't waste my time. This place is insane. Dude. There's another chest there who built this place and why?

    カモーン…………w

  • Ah

    入ってこいよ!!!

  • That's what I thought Wow

    一度に一匹ずつだ おバカさん共め

  • Haha so much lava, there's so much epicness love it stop

    入ってきてよ 頼むから入ってきて

  • Alright, let's build a bridge

    ほらほら

  • Right my diamonds and I don't know what any of this is

    暗くなってきたぞ ああよしよし これで二匹だ

  • But I got some goddamn melon seeds Oh you shift click and it just oh my god. That is so much easier Oh,

    ほら 次のやつを押し込め

  • God thank you

    マジで頼むから入ってくれよ

  • Everywhere

    プリーズ……

  • Ha ha what do you know my song? Oh god. No. Oh

    暗くなってきたって言ってるだろ!!

  • This bed oh this bed, oh, this is bad I'm dying I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying to eat. Oh

    ああ 今になって入りたくありませんってか? 来いよ

  • My god, did you see that? Whoa, what is this ha

    ??????

  • Oh

    入゛れ゛よ゛!!!

  • This is bad, oh this is it froze. Oh god, I'm making a hole

    これからお前らの中で一匹始末するか

  • No one hurts the whole man

    おいで!!

  • Okay, I'm in my hole I don't want to lose my diamond stuff dude look how much stuff I have I can't die they're Poisson

    どうも

  • Huh? No

    イエス!!

  • That's too many

    よしよしよし ゲートを閉じるぞ

  • Full strength full strenght whole stretch

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  • Full strap pull straight pull straight. Oh

    間違って殺しちまったかと思ったよ

  • Jesus okay, ah liberals

    なにが起きたの なんで素っ裸になっちゃったの

  • I'm not leaving until we get the diamonds. That's why I came here. Whoa. Look at the heavens epic

    オーマイガー これで毛を刈れるのか

  • Jesus oh god

    ハートマークが出てる

  • Yeah, found you

    こいつはすげえy…… こいつら今子供産んだ??!?

  • They dropped from the ceiling, babe

    どうやってだよ……

  • Okay, that was an epic adventure but I dare no more we have too much precious item we have to return see

    どうやって子供作ったの??? こいつはやべえよ

  • Remember

    ああ 子供が脱走しちまった あー

  • Okay, we weren't too bad I

    入ってくれるか

  • Just got to figure out where the hell I am. Oh my god

    あああ出て行っちゃだめ

  • Here we are

    ほら戻っておいで お外にはゾンビもいるよ

  • Dude, look at my crops, dude. How are my sheeps doing? Okay, very nice

    俺は真剣だぞ 子羊め

  • All right. Now we can make melon, right? Can we?

    よし じゃあ勝手にするんだな

  • Did we're gonna make melon. All right beetroot. Can I plant? Oh my god, dude this

    子供はころしたくないな

  • All right. Some would say that my house is not the best looking house. I get it

    よしわかった お前は今夜俺といっしょに寝ていいぞ

  • Maybe I should redecorate it a little bit just a little bit. I don't care if it's dark. I'm gonna farm

    俺、文字通り…………見たか?

  • minecraft all day

    ヴィーガンども???

  • all day

    俺がしたことを見ろよPETA (動物保護団体)? 今日俺は命を救ったんだぞ

  • Son all you want some Oh God

    俺は尊き命を救ったんだ お前らはどうだ

  • Alright, so here we'll do the beetroot

    はぁあいつらめっちゃ鬱陶しいな さて次の日だ 寝るとするか

  • There we'll do the pumpkin melon

    よし 子羊もいい感じの農場もあるし 何もかも完璧って感じだ

  • Oh

    センキューベリーマッチ

  • My god is my stuff still there. Okay, they are oh

    というわけでさらなる冒険に出るぞ アドベンチャータイムだ

  • God damn it

    お友達を連れてな

  • It came out of nowhere, dude. Oh, thank god. What are you doing to the Sheep you

    一緒にプレイしてくれる友達なんていないけど……

  • All right. It's time to sleep. Don't be greedy Felix. Oh, what a day dude. I'm making such sick progress, except that one time

    こいつは悲しいな

  • I died. All right, dude. Look how much they've grown dude. All right time to spice up the house

    な、あの辺で音がするだろ 俺はどっから音が来てるのか探索したい

  • Just a little bit just a little bit. Make it a little nicer fine. All right, you guys want a cozy ass house?

    俺はゾンビ農場を家の近くに持ちたくないからな

  • I'll deliver I'll deliver the coach Diaz house you've ever coast inside to rebuild. We must first destroy

    わお大きめのチェストになった しかも容量まで広くなってる

  • It pains me to do this. Does it put so much effort into it? All right. Don't escape now god damn it

    よし ゲーマー共

  • All right, I'll deal with them later this is not your house mr. Sheep

    そうだ 探検のお時間だ この辺に絶対何かあるからな

  • Okay, first we must lay foundation of the house

    何かヤバイことが起きてそうだけど 俺は怖れたりはしないからな

  • Make sure it's good. What the hell is happening over there?

    うわやべえ やばいやばい めっちゃ敵いるよ

  • What the hell is that

    アアアアアア

  • Excuse me

    ワアア

  • I'm building a new house over here

    アア

  • What are they doing? All right, we're building a goddamn house

    あう

  • One two three. Okay, that's nice. Dude. This house is gonna be so goddamn tight all you Minecraft haters

  • Are gonna be so sorry. This is the video series that will convert more people to Minecraft than ever in history

    † 

  • Notch will come back from his grave

    うわ見ろよこの洞窟 めっちゃ広大

  • Just to thank me. Thank

    ワーオ

  • You

    ワーーーーオ