- Hi, we're Joel and Lia

- And welcome back to Vlogmas hate mail edition.

- So you guys know we love responding to hate comments.

Oh, well I wouldn't say

we love it. - Love it

We do it as a series on our channel.

- Yeah we read out hate mail, we respond to the haters.

- Yeah.

- We like turning negatives

into positives. - Into positives.

So we're in for tonight then guys.

- So I think I've got eight comments

or something around about that.

I just picked the first few that were really mean

in our spam folder.

'Cause fun fact, most of our hate now,

pretty much 99.9% of it just goes straight into spam

and we never look at it

unless we're doing a hate mail video.

- Yeah, gets filtered out

and the hater that leaves the comment,

thinks that their comment has been published

but it just gets put into a filtered folder.

- And we never see it.

- We never check.

- So it's just great like one of our friends Lucy,

English Lucy said, "It's like they're just screaming

"into nothingness or darkness."

They like ranting and saying mean things

but we just block them, put them into spam folder.

We never see it.

- Never see it guys.

- Except these ones.

- Which we've gone looking for.

- Yes, so the first one from The Last Rebel Show,

and he or she said, "You two," ...

By the way, disclaimer, there's gonna be swearing.

- Swearing, switch off now if you don't like swearing.

- Yeah, switch off, you have been warned.

He said, "You two think you're all cute and shit.

"Fuck you, go die."

- Wow.

- Wow. - Wow.

Do you know what?

We we're like we'll be hyped up to film this tonight

because this is the eleventh video we filmed today.

- And it's half passed

1:00 AM. - AM

1:30 AM and we were like we'll have so much sass,

let's save the hate mail.

- And I have nothing to say

but wow. - Wow.

- Wow. - Wow.

I don't understand why people give us, like, death threats.

It's not even a threat, it's just like-

- Go die. - A command, go die.

It's not very nice.

- I know. Do you know what my favorite one is, though,

when people say, "Drop dead."

I wish you'd just drop dead. - drop dead.

- Like I wish they'd said the ... (laughing)

Wish they'd said the ...

(laughing)

It's just fantastic. I mean it's not, it's like tragic,

but, yeah, that's better if you're gonna tell us to die

at least like be a bit more creative like-

- Also, what make them think that we think we're cute?

- You think you're cute and all shit and shit.

We don't think we're cute. - We don't.

- We really don't - We're sexy. We ain't cute.

(laughing)

No, we don't. - Oh is it?

- I don't know maybe we come across as people

that think we're cute but that's horrifying

'cause we really don't.

- We really don't. I might get told I'm cute

but I don't think I'm cute.

(laughing)

- I might get told it, but-

- I'm just getting this chamomile tea bag out

before it over brews.

The next one's from Steven

and he said, "The arrogant British say many things wrong.

"You two are so damn stupid. Get a job!!!"

Loads of exclamation marks.

Get a job. - Get a job.

- This is a job!

- This is a job. Welcome to 2018, nearly 2019

and YouTube has been a job

for many years for lots of youtubers.

- Slow clap for Steven.

- Well done. - This is a job

we're finally counting on.

And also, even if it wasn't a job for us,

who's to say we don't have jobs on the side?

Like we did for many years.

- So many years. - But, We did it as a hobby.

- Get a job. We've had many.

- We've had so many. - Many, Many jobs.

(Joel sneezes)

- He just triggered me to sneeze.

- Take that, Steven.

- Yeah, Steven. - We're sneezing on you.

- Yeah. - Triggered.

- So Dexter Thompson says, "I went to the effort

"of signing in just to say you suck!"

Capital letters. - With loads of

exclamation marks.

- Cool Dexter, thanks.

- What you don't realize is that if you comment

on our videos, it really helps, like,

other people discover our videos.

So the more comments a video has,

the more YouTube will, like, help promote it

'cause it'll go, "Oh, lots of people are commenting on that

"that must be a good video."

- So with you signing in, Dexter, you actually help us-

- You've actually

helped us out. - Helped us grow

and be bigger on the platform.

- So if any of you out there hate us,

the worst thing you could do is comment on our channel.

- Yep.

- Because it would just help us grow bigger

and bigger and bigger. - And better.

- And better.

- Bigger and better.

So thank you, Dexter.

- Thank you Dexter darling. - We're turning

every negative into a positive tonight.

- Yeah.

- Next one, is from someone called Curtis.

Hold on, is this Curtis I went to school with?

- No, he looks old.

- Do I know him? Is my question.

- Probably not.

- Let's have a look at his face.

- That looks like

one of your relatives. - Oh my gosh,

I literally look like I know him.

- You don't know him.

- Okay, I get the impression she enjoys being called a slut.

(laughing)

- I'm sorry, I just remembered as I read that,

that I was gonna save it and ask you off camera

if you're alright to read this.

(laughing)

- You're right Curtis,

I absolutely love being called a slut.

- I just love that you've given that impression,

you haven't given the impression of being a slut,

you've given the impression of looking like

you like being called a slut. - Enjoy being called a slut.

So, well done Curtis, that is spot.

- It's very specific.

- So accurate.

- She loves it.

- Joel calls me and he's like, "What's up, slut?

"Hey slut, what are you doing today?

"Let's get some videos made,

slut." - She loves it.

- I love being called a slut - You're correct.

- It's correct. Well done Curtis.

You got that right about me. Your assumptions were correct.

- Next, Mac two two Sailor says,

"Only watched two of your videos

"and have already figured out

"you're a couple of snobby ass Brits."

- Snobby ass Brits. - With that emoji.

(flipping off)

Rude.

- Snobby ass Brits. - Snobby ass Brits.

It's snobby ass Brits.

- I know ass, I can't say it ass in our accent

without sounding ridiculous.

You snobby ass, ass Brits.

- The issue I have here

is that he's probably in his fifties or sixties.

- Yep, nothing wrong

with that. - and I just feel like

he should know better.

I feel like if we get hate comments from, like,

even 20 year olds who should know better,

but I'm like I kinda intend to think they're younger,

and I'm like they don't know any better,

but I'm like, okay you're middle aged-

- Middle aged. - You should better than

to like say mean things to strangers on the internet.

- I know, you think they'd of learned by now,

but no. - But no.

- This is it and he's a sailor.

This person's a sailor. - He's a sailor.

Would you trust him on the sea? I certainly wouldn't.

- I wouldn't trust you with him my fishing rod, let alone-

- You don't have a fishing rod.

- I don't have a fishing rod.

Let alone my- - Life.

- Life.

- On a boat. - Sailor.

So yeah, your display picture's you with a snorkel

like seriously.

- On a holiday.

- On a holiday, having the time of your life,

leaving hate mail

onto young, cute- - Y'all think you're so cute.

- Cute slut's videos. - Cute sluts, yeah.

- These good looking, cute sluts.

Jem, J-E-M.

- I hope it's not Jem Collins.

- No, never. She'd never leave hate.

- Yeah.

- I hate conceited ass-

- Okay, what is with the ass that Americans insert

into everything? - Everything.

(laughing)

- Stop saying ass, just stop.

- Stop saying ass. - Conceited ass British people

with their accents and thinking that they're better

than Americans, and she keeps writing "and"

with a capital A.

It's triggering me so bad.

And when they have a track record of sleeping with,

with a capital W, their own brothers and sisters.

- Yeah, I mean-

- Well, that's it Jem, we're brothers and sisters

and we've been sleeping together.

- Yeah, all the time. - You got us.

- This bed later.

- Caught red handed, Jem. Geez.

- Also, we don't think we're better than Americans.

- No, literally this channel is about pointing out

cultural differences, celebrating them,

talking a little bit about what's going on

on our side of the pond. - Yeah.

- Asking questions about what's going on on your side.

When have we ever been like, "We're better than you."

- We're better than you.

- Like when would we ever say it to our audience

of loyal, majority American viewers.

Hey, just so you know

we're better than you. - We're better than you.

- Like why would we even think that or even say that?

Even if we did think ...

We don't think that - Yeah, exactly.

- We don't think that.

- I mean the only time we do think that

is when we found out that Americans pronounce buoy boo-wee.

- And that's literally the only time we were like

no, you guys are ridiculous.

- You guys are ridiculous.

- Boo-wee. - Boo-wee.

- Boo-wee. - And I stand by that point.

- Stand by it.

- Boo-wee.

- Boo-wee, boo-wee watch out for the boo-wee.

- My boo-wees. - Watch out for your boo-wees.

- Watch out for your boo-wees tonight.

- Conceited ass Brits, no.

No, incorrect. - No, we're not.

Incorrect, darling.

- We're conceited ass sluts.