字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Finally, can somebody tell me *Which one of you is Mr Grey?* why I'm here? March 8th. 9.15 pm. Rachel Ang Xin Yi. Ss..sorry why am I here- We do the asking, you do the answering. Ms Ang, do you know why you're here? That's what I just ask- eleleleleleleleleeleeeaaa! Don't mind him. Inspector Phillip does that everytime he disapproves. Anyway, We are the R.I.P. The Resolution Investigation Police. *Giirrrrl, your hair smells AMAZEBALLS* So Ms Ang... How many New Year's resolution have you failed so far? Uh, I don't remember! Fine. Let me refresh your memory. It was December 31st. And you were scrolling through Instagram. You noticed all your friends were posting their New Year's resolutions and you felt left out. Realising that your last post was a whole 7 days ago you felt FOMO. So, you posted your own New Year's resolutions with a totally irrelevant photo you took 3 months ago and you hashtagged #NEWYEARRESOLUTIONS Little did you know that we've been monitoring that hashtag. Another one came in. When should we do the raid? Second week of Jan? No no no... Let's do it in March. In case they think New Years's resolutions apply after Chinese New Year. *Oh god, her hair smells sOoooO good* And now, we're here. But how did I get here- Elelelelleleleleelaaaaa! Anyway, We're here to find out how many resolutions you have broken. And we'll know when you're lying. Number 1: Lose 5 kg. From our records, you are 50 kg on the December 31st. Now you are- 52 kg!! How do you explain yourself? Well... I actually gained 7 kg during CNY. *Damn girl, sucha big appetite* And then I lost 5 kg. Sooooo..... Fine. Number 2: Get organised. Inspector Phillip... Please bring Exhibit A. *Reversing chair alarm activated* HOW THE HECK?! This chair was from YOUR room! Does this look like the doing of an ORGANISED person? Well, I know exactly which clothes are in that pile. like my black jacket! This is called ORGANISED MESS. Well, don't worry. We will get you. Number 3: Spend more time with family. HAH! We have your parents in the other investigation room! Let see you Squuuiiirrrrmm your way out of this one. Don't worry Mr and Mrs Ang. Just answer the question. Has Rachel spend more time with you this year? She hardly spends any time with us. *farts* She only ever come to us for pocket money. *more farts* Last year... She didn't spend any time with us *so smelly until Aunty cry* *why the fart got smell onion?* Sssoooo actually... Now some time is better than no time. Ulellelelulululelellllluuuu! *we is shooketh* *eh don't touch touch leh* *so who first?* I think we've met our match. *tinder match ah?* No. There must be something. HAH! Number 10: FIND. TRUE. LOOOVEEE. Wait... NO. My parents love me! WAAIT NOOO! *50 shades darkest* Don't make resolutions you can't achieve! *onion breath hek hek hek* AAaaAAAAaaaaaa!! So what shampoo do you use? **NOT SPONSORED**
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