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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

  • WE'RE BACK HERE WITH CONAN O'BRIEN.

  • NOW, WE DID THIS PUBER ME CHALLENGE LAST WEEK, PUERTO RICO

  • RELIEF.

  • AND THERE WERE A LOT OF GOOD ONES.

  • THERE WERE A LOT OF GOOD ONES OUT THERE, BUT THERE WAS ONLY

  • ONE THAT WAS VISIBLE FROM SPACE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • UN-BELIEVABLE.

  • UN-BELIEVABLE.

  • >> WHAT A SWEET KID.

  • THAT'S A KID THAT DREAMED ONE DAY I'LL HAVE A HORSE.

  • >> Stephen: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE NOT QUITE MAKING CONTACT

  • WITH THE LENS.

  • YOU'RE FALLING SLOWLY IN LOVE WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S LEFT

  • SHOULDER THERE.

  • SO THIS LITTLE BOY WENT ON TO BE A SERIOUS KID AT HARVARD

  • UNIVERSITY, WANTED TO BE A SERIOUS WRITER, I UNDERSTAND.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE A-- YOU'RE A BIG FLANNERY O'CONNOR FAN, I

  • UNDERSTAND.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: SO AM I.

  • >> THAT'S REALLY NICE.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLANNERY O'CONNOR SHORT

  • STORY.

  • >> PROBABLY "A GOOD MAN IS HARD TO FIND."

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S GREAT.

  • "THE ENDURING CHILL" FOR ME.

  • >> I ALSO LOVE "WISE BLOOD."

  • AND WE ARE LOSING AUDIENCE SO FAST RIGHT NOW.

  • >> Stephen: THEY TURNED OFF THE CAMERAS HALFWAY THROUGH THAT

  • HORSE STORY.

  • IT'S JUST-- ALL OF THIS-- ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )

  • >> Stephen: BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU WANTED TO BE A SERIOUS

  • WRITER.

  • WHAT HAPPENED TO THE-- >> I'M NOT ANSWERING YOUR

  • QUESTIONS NOW.

  • WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!

  • NO, I'M KIDDING.

  • NO, IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE WHEN I FIRST GOT INTO COMEDY I VERY

  • MUCH DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW-- PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW

  • ANYTHING ABOUT ME WHEN I GOT THE LATE-NIGHT SHOW, AND I GOT IT SO

  • ABRUPTLY, NOBODY KNEW WHO I WAS.

  • AND THE ONE THING THEY FOUND OUT IS THAT I HAD GONE TO HARVARD

  • AND I WAS HORRIFIED BY THAT.

  • >> Stephen: WHY?

  • >> BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT THINK, "OH!

  • HE'S ONE OF THOSE.

  • HE'S GOING TO COME ON THE AIR WITH A PIPE.

  • HE'S GOING TO THINK HE'S BETTER THAN US.

  • AND I BET HE'S A REAL CREEP."

  • SORRY, HARVARD, BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND I HAD WORKED VERY HARD.

  • I HAD BEEN A VERY SERIOUS-- I WAS FUNNY WITH MY FRIENDS, BUT I

  • WAS A REALLY HARDWORKING KID, AND I HAD WORKED REALLY HARD,

  • AND I HAD GONE TO THIS SCHOOL AND I WAS VERY PROUD OF THE WORK

  • I HAD DONE AND THEN I WANTED TO BE A SERIOUS WRITER AND THEN I

  • GOT INVOLVED IN COMEDY WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE.

  • WHEN I GRADUATED MY PARENTS GAVE ME A HARVARD CLASS SIGNET RING.

  • AND I PUT IT ON MY FINGER AND WORE IT WHEN I GRADUATED IN

  • 1985.

  • I WAS 22 YEARS OLD.

  • AND I GO OUT TO L.A. TO GET STARTED IN COMEDY.

  • I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY.

  • I WAS LIVING IN A $380-A-MONTH APARTMENT AT THE TIME AND I FELL

  • IN WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER COMEDY WRITER.

  • THEY HAD, "DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH US.

  • YOU ARE TALL?" I SAID YES-- THAT'S THE ONLY

  • THING THAT QUALIFIED ME.

  • I STARTED PLAYING PICKUP GAMES IN BASKETBALL WITH IMPROVISORS

  • AND COMEDIANS.

  • AND WE WOULD DO IT IN DIFFERENT VENUES, AND ONE DAY THEY PICKED

  • A VENUE THAT WAS SORT IN EAST L.A. AND I HAD NEVER BEEN IN

  • THAT PART OF TOWN BEFORE.

  • I GO THERE, AND I'M PLAYING BASKETBALL AND I WAS HAVING A GO

  • TIME AND SOMEONE PASSME THE BALL REALLY FAST, AND IT JAMS UP MY

  • FINGER.

  • I FORGOT TO TAKE OFF THE RING WHICH I USUALLY DID.

  • AND THE HANDS STARTS TO SWELL UP AROUND THE RING.

  • AND SOMEBODY SAID,, YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND GET

  • THAT OFF IT'S A PROBLEM."

  • AND I SAID, "I CAN'T."

  • THEY SAID, "YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM."

  • I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND IT'S A TOUGH EMERGENCY ROOM.

  • THERE'S REAL STUFF GOG THERE.

  • THEY PUT ME IN A ROOM-- AND I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS A REAL

  • STORY.

  • I'M STANDING THERE-- I'M 22-YEAR-OLD ME.

  • I'M STANDING THERE AND I'M HOLD MIGHT GO HAND AND A WOMAN COMES

  • IN WITH A CLIP BOARD AND GOES, "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?"

  • THE GUY SAYS, "I GOT SHOT IN THE FACE.

  • A GUY SHOT ME IN THE FACE WITH A .22 AND IT WENT THROUGH MY

  • CHEEK."

  • "WHAT'S YOUR STORY?" "THERE WERE TWO PIT BULLS

  • FIGHTING AND I TRIED TO BREAK IT UP AND THEY TORE THE FLESH OFF

  • MY ARM."

  • "WHAT'S YOUR STORY?" "MY FRIEND THREWASID ON ME."

  • AND SHE SAID, "YOU."

  • AND EVERYONE LOOKED AT ME AND I SAID, "THE RING!

  • THE HARVARD RING IS TIGHT!

  • IT'S A TIGHT RING!

  • LAYOFF LAU( LAUGHTER ) THEY CUT IT OFF.

  • THEY MADE ME WAIT FOR HOURS.

  • THEY CUT IT OFF AND BENT IT BACK NINE TIMES LIKE, "SCREW YOU,

  • BUDDY!" AND GAVE IT BACK TO ME.

  • IT LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE-- IT LOOKED LIKE IT HAD RE-ENTERED

  • ORBIT WHEN THEY WERE DONE WITH IT.

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU STILL HAVE THE RING?

  • >> I DON'T.

  • IT WAS USELESS TO ME AFTERWARDS.

  • I THINK I THREW IT AT SOMEONE IN RAGE.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, LOVELY TO HAVE YOU HERE.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

  • >> I DO LOVE YOU, FRIEND.

  • >> Stephen: I LOVE YOU, TOO.

  • >> YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.

  • CONGRATULATIONS.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

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コナン・オブライエンは、彼自身の「リング」ホラーストーリーを持っている (Conan O'Brien Has His Own 'The Ring' Horror Story)

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